[grunting]
Parker, what are you doing?
Getting supplies for my DIY project.
DIY?
DIY! That stands for "do it yourself".
Cool.
Also stands for "don't include yourself",
so I'm going to go ahead and do that.
You sure?
I'm making us a brand-new friend.
[belching]
What do we need a new friend for?
We got each other!
But what if two of us are hanging out
and the friend not hanging out gets super lonely?
It's okay to be alone.
And that's why I'll have
a little alone time with my favorite book.
Okay, Angus. If you need us, we'll be in here
hammering, taping, cutting,
fastening, being super productive.
You know, stuff you like.
[groans]
[laughing]
- [sighs] - [power tool noises]
Just checking in.
Proceed.
Russell, ruler.
[sawing]
Hmm...
Hmm, hmm...
Parker...
Never mind.
[groans]
[laughing]
A little dab will do.
Where'd the scissors go?
We can't make a new friend without a pair of scissors.
Well, there's always...
mine.
But, Angus, I'm not allowed to use your special scissors.
Hmm, that's right.
I guess I'll have no choice but to join you then.
[gasps] But I thought you wanted to be alone and read.
I can read any old time,
but it's not nearly as fun
as hanging out with my little buddy.
You mean it?
You betcha!
Hmm...
[grunting]
Nice.
[steam engine whistling]
You catch the game last night?
Nah, I was pretty tuckered out.
[clicking like a dolphin]
[laughing]
Good one, Russell.
Well, what do you think of our new friend?
[giggling] He's perfect!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
He needs a name. Names are important.
Names define character.
[belching]
Burt! I like it!
Come on, Burt, I'll show you around!
I'll get the blowtorch.
I'll get the glue.
[laughing]
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The city of Somewhere Department of Travel presents:
The Top 5 Things to Do on Mt. Middlemost.
High above the clouds lies Mt. Middlemost.
A mountain bustling with fun attractions and people.
Oh, it's the crew of the Middlemost Post.
Looks like you need a break from work.
Lucky for you, I'm just about to start.
There's plenty to do
in each of the six colorful neighborhoods
that make up Mt. Middlemost.
Number 5, the Orangefield county fair.
Give your brain the jiggle it needs
on the tummy-twisting Tilt a Whirl...
Orangefield's most popular ride.
[giggling]
[whirring, grunting]
[laughing] Yeah!
[laughing]
- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo!
Mmh...
[retching] Lunch not included.
Number 4, all things Greenwood.
Is it outdoor adventure you seek?
Then step on into Greenwood,
home to all things fun.
[screaming] Zip lining.
Tree climbing.
[screaming]
- Gary! - And extreme recycling.
[groaning]
Greenwood has it all.
Number 3, Yellow Springs Old Stinkhole.
If sightseeing is more your speed,
make sure to visit Old Stinkhole.
[singing a note]
What comes out of the hole is a surprise every time.
[meowing]
Number 2, take a stroll through Purpleton.
If you're passing through, make sure to stop
by the quaint little town of Purpleton.
Oh, look. Here's a local now.
- Hi. - Why, hello, sir.
- I'm Ricky. - Uh, scratch that.
Number 2 again, Bluberg shopping cruise.
Take a cruise down the royal blue river,
located in expensive Bluberg,
and see lots of neat stuff you can't afford.
Don't forget to get scoffed at by the locals,
you obvious tourist you.
- Ugh, scoff. - Scoff, scoff.
- Scoff, scoff. - Scoff, scoff.
Number 1, relax in Red Ridge.
Need to unwind after a full day of activities?
Head on over to Red Ridge
and treat yourself to a hot stone massage.
Say goodbye to those sore muscles
and hello to a fresh, new layer of skin.
Also at number 1...
Located in the city of Somewhere,
the Middlemost Toast.
You name it, and Miss Pam will put it on toast.
Trust me, it'll make sense when you get there.
[gasps]
Check, please.
So pack your bags and come on down to Mt. Middlemost,
a place that has something for everyone.
- Uh... Not these guys again... - Hi, I'm Ricky.