Jack: Oh my god! Pew: It's starting right... Jack: Starting in 3- 2-1.
Pew: Damn it. I'm the guy again. Oh, where is my son. I better take good care of him. Jack: I'm upstairs now!
Pew: I can't find him! Where is my child? Jack: Hello daddy!
Pew: Timmy! Jack: I'm Gonna wreck your shit. I'm gonna find all this stuff to eat! Pew: No! Timmy!
Jack: Hide the baby, Hide the baby, Hide the baby.
Pew: We can talk about this timmy. Jack: I need forks, daddy no! Where are you keeping the drugs? Where are you keeping the drugs daddy?
Pew: You have a drug problem, Timmy. Jack: I know!
Haha!
I have vanished
Yes! Pew: Timmy became a dildo! Jack: Yes. I vanished!. I'm down here now daddy. Pew: Bye. Timmy. I love you. Jack: Hello daddy!
Pew: What the hell oh my God, I don't close the door on me young man
Jack: There's a new room, there's a new room! I'm going to go swim in the toilet!
Pew: My God wait, wait, wait. Look at me. Turn around, look at me. Jack: What? Oh, hi! Pew: Turn your mouse, oh my god!
Jack: What am I doing? Pew: It looks like your neck is completely broken, like oh my God, please don't you Timmy no!
Jack: Hello daddy! Pew: Does my leg still go through my face? Jack: There is a mirror behind you!
Pew: Oh, God!
We look, we're such a dysfunctional family.
Jack: Ok my, what the fuck happened? Why can't I move? No give me back my steps! Pew: Sorry? I'm sorry. Sorry! Jack: I need a bath!
Look how dirty I am! Pew: Are you going to take a poop? Oh my god! Jack: Look how dirty I am!
Can I kill dad? Pew: You're a dirty hoe! I'm trying to put it down properly, but it just loges in the air!
Oh, God it happen again
Jack: Come on Dad! Pew: Hey. Jack: This is why our mother left you. "My" mother left you!
Pew: There we go! Go Timmy!
Good one good one you did it! Jack: Fly like an eagle, ok I gotta push it, yeah! Pew: Super strong!
Jack: Just like Daddy! Pew: And now you're gonna Drown bitch.
You're waterboarding me. Pew: Your eyes are open as well!
Jack: Stop me Daddy. I can't get out now, oh I can! [wow]
Fuck you, daddy! Pew: And can you go into toilet? Jack: No, but I can go in air vent! Pew: Well you should try!
Jack: Hahaha, I have found the soap and the bleach and a key! Pew: Come out of there Timmy!
Where is he? Jack: Come find me daddy! Pew: Oh my god your so creepy!
No! Jack: Yes! Oh, where did my key go?. Pew: That's right! Jack: Huh! I got a key...
Never mind! Jack: This door is locked. Pew: Timmy, don't go in, no! Jack: What's the key for? I'm going out side!
I'm going to play for the real boys! Damm it!
Please figure out what this key is for! Pew: Uhh. (Tell us now Pew!)
Let's look at... Jack: Wait, wait, Wait! Come here. It said use baby key on Dad! Pew: What?
Jack: You use baby key on the dad. What??? (Unlock his digestive system!)
Both: Daddy wins! Jack: Damm it!
What happened? Pew: Des right Timmy bitch! Jack: Come on? Pew: Oh fuck yeah! I get to play the baby first time! Jack: Dear, does it actually work?
Yay! (Prepare for horrible dad!)
You grab the power outlet covers, oh here we fucking go! Pew: Daddy! Jack: Where are you?
Hello, baby. Oh, hey. What do we do, oh god! Pew: 360. (Jack laughs)
Pew: My God, I'm super fast! Jack: Ain't no fucking baby of mine gonna... Ain't no baby of mine gonna electrocute himself!
Go away! Pew: Can you see if you can find me. I'm in the room. Where you saw me last!
Jack: See if you can find me, I'm in the room! Pew: I am in this very specific location!
Jack: Ok I use my baby detector, beep beep beep beep... ($15 rip off)
Beep boop,
It's like, oh jokes. Oh, I remember how to do those!
What the fuck the pictures moving is that you ghost baby? Pew: Nah, that's not me, but I alright, It's getting close!
Jack: Hey, are you in the dildo drawer?
There's pictures on the fucking stairs freaking out as well. Are you you're not in this room aren't you? Pew: I am, I am. (Prove you wrong Jack)
Pew: Don't you see? (NO!)
Jack: Hahaha, how'd you get behind there? You little shit. Pew: I don't know, i'm stuck! And don't call me a little shit. Jack: Hello!
Pew: Hey, Daddy, pick me up! Jack: Status as handsome as his father. It says on you!
Pew: Can't catch me bitch!
(Jack laughs his head off) Pew: Gotta go faster. Go you little shit! Pew: Now!
Jack: Oh that is the key unlocks! The key unlocks the door in here. Come back here!
No, don't go, don't go in the in the vent. You little shit. Oh, I lost it power outlet covers. Oh god you're not here!
Where are you?
Pew: I see your daddy! Jack: Oh!
Come here, use knife on baby
Can I kill the baby?
Pew: What the fuck is wrong with you daddy? Jack: You drop the knife. God damm it! Get away from me!. Get away from me you freaky, baby, bitch! (Nice rhyme Jack)
No, no, no! Don't drink that shit!
Pew: It taste so good! Jack: Ok, ok I got the baby key! God damn it!
Jack: I have salmon. Do you want salmon? Pew: Yes please! You forgot a blocked, hey daddy.
Jack: Eat the salmon!
Pew: I was gonna cut myself what the fuck??? Jack: Goddamn now you're Dead! Pew: Am I?
#Made my mistakes#
#Got nowhere to run#
(Sad music) ;( R.I.P: 12/12/12 - 13/12/12
Jack: Ooo, I found a taser!
Pew: Got damm it Timmy not the taser! Jack: Baby disabley is what it's called or the baby resraitably!
Pew: Timmy... Jack: I got a gun! (Stick em up!)
Don't don't come any further daddy, daddy! Stay right there!
Pew: Drop the gun! Jack: Don't come any closer! 360! Pew: Ok let's just talk this out... (DON'T SHOOT!)
Jack: No, daddy back up, back up 10 feet daddy! Pew: I won't change your diaper! Jack: If it if Mommy comes back!
I'm drinking chocolate milk for dinner. Pew: You get as much chocolate Milk as you want!
Jack: It actually worked. Oh my god!
Pew: Taste yourself
Oh my God, my child is a demon baby! Jack: Could you see yourself?
Pew: I can see you and Jesus Christ! Jack: Am I freaking out?
Pew: You are fucking. Jack: Ok press escape, It should fix you. Pew: There was a breakdancing option! Jack: Yeah!
#Checa wrong#. Um I do not trust this daddy! (Jack Laughs)
Pew: My God. Jack: Fuck, you. I need to go find the key!
Oh, sweet fucking jesus stop that, please! Pew: Wait am I still doing it? Jack: You're freaking out...
Pew: Oh really, cuz you're doing it too, but it doesn't say that i'm doing it. Jack: Oh, really? Oh man!
I wish, I wish it was like a third person camera. Pew: I didn't I didn't know my my wife was an octopus cause...
Jack: Who's your octodad?
Pew: Let's see if we can find with the key goes. Jack: Yeah, there are doors upstairs. Pew: Go Timmy. I'm proud of you!
Jack: Okay, you take the fucking key then. There you go. (Jack laughs)
You look like that gone to the store guy, like the old-school youtube thing, the pink guy like freaks out.
Pew: I know what you mean. Jack: you're like walking up the stairs just flopping all over the place!
Pew: Don't tell mommy about this Timmy!
Jack: Don't tell mommy about the octopus dancing. xD
Pew: They're all locked and the key does... do I press E to use the key do you think? Jack: I don't know.
Pew: I want you to go into and take a pooper. It's time for you to pooper. Jack: Ok are you gonna Potty-Train me Daddy?
Pew: Little Jackie boy go and uh, go in and go take a shit. (No! Not the pooper!)
Jack: I'm drowning! (No! Not baby Jack!)
Pew: Yeah! Jack: Damm it! Pew: There's only one way to kill a demon baby. (And what is that?)
Pew: He drowned in the toilet. Jack: He's a baby demon, he a demon baby.
We need we need Dean and Sam to come over and fix us. Pew: Oh, what's over here
Jack: Is it the baby restrainy? Pew: I grab a baby!
Oh, gimme it no, no! You fucking freaky little bastard.
Pew: I'm freaky?
Jack: Ha ha!
Restrain the baby, restrain the baby. How do I use it? Pew: I don't know. I'm not gonna tell you!
Daddy watch me play. Jack: No, daddy's gonna watch TV. Go play outside in traffic. Pew: Ok daddy...
Jack: He just takes off. Pew: I'm faster than I knew... Jack: Ooo this works now! Pew: What is it? Oh! (Let me go!)
Daddy, let me go! Jack: No, no you're coming upstairs. You're going to bed!
Pew: Imma shit on your pillow! Jack: No, no daddy does not want the baby pink eye ever again! Oh, oh?
No! It broke!
No!!!
No get off that bed! (Pew make poo noises)
God dammit little baby. I can't do it baby. I got the end at all!
Your mommy doesn't love me anymore. She's not really coming home at four PM. She's never coming home. Pew: Daddy... No! (Don't do it :( )
360! (Jack laughs)
Pew: Wait, you should have crouched and look like you broke your legs. Jack: Oh wait, Wait. Edit that out. Uh okay. Hey, Take 2!
360 Oww!
Nailed it! The ball blaster, huh? I have a real gun now. Hello, Daddy. Pew: What da fuck?
Hello, Daddy. Pew: No Timmy you're out of control!
Jack: Ok I ran out of bullets! No, no go away daddy. This is not appropriate!
Pew: Who's got the gun a bitch? Jack: No no daddy! No! Pew: That's right. Jack: I didn't mean it! It was a accident!
I got the knife Daddy. I got a knife! Pew: Timmy! Jack: And i'm not afraid to use it! Pew: Put it down! Oh now I've got the knife! Jack: Go away!
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