- Zig zag, everyone!
Zig zag!
- Screaming zig zag doesn't make it easier.
- Oh.
- Mine faster!
The zombies are climbing up to us!
- Almost to the surface.
I think I hear rain.
- You're too late. He's dead.
- Oh man, today is not my day.
- I've had it with survival mode.
We're going on vacation!
(groovy music)
- An obstacle course?
Time to show off my awesome calves.
- Find me at the pool when
you're done losing to nine-year-olds.
- Lame and lamer.
I'll be busy at an exclusive VIP party.
Oh. You don't think I'll get in?
Most people find me cool, if not a little intimidating.
I'm sure I'll get past the bouncer, no problem.
- Sure.
- I'll show you, I'll show you all!
(groovy upbeat music)
Ola, I totally belong here.
- Hold up bro.
Password?
- Bruh.
Hey, yeah, can't believe you didn't recognize me.
Wow.
- Why are you here?
You're a pig.
You're already in the game.
- Is that supposed to be an insult?
I'm fantastic at obstacle courses.
See these calves?
- This isn't a normal lobby.
This is where mobs who want to get into Minecraft,
fight to the death for the right to be in the game.
Only one mob can win and I need this.
Okay, man, I need this!
- [Voice Over Intercom] Welcome to the glow squid game.
In the first round is red light, green light.
While the music plays,
you must move to the opposite side of the field.
When you hear red light and the music stops,
you must stop moving or be annihilated.
(game music)
- Oh my God.
(game music)
- We can do this together.
- Unlike my friends,
I am perfectly content with being alone,
(indistinctive chatter)
or maybe I can make new friends.
Yeah, friends who are smart.
- Claw struggle is too on the news
to be a constructive metaphor.
The show was just spectacular.
The guys of intellectual discourse.
- Subtext isn't the only route of communication.
You use such a myopic lens to dissect any media.
- Yeah.
(Laughing)
Subtext is so overrated.
I'll leave you people.
Ah, that was humiliating.
Ah, why is making friends so hard?
Maybe I could impress people with my awesome diving skills.
(upbeat music)
- So yep, kind of a big deal.
- Really?
Oh, are you Steve?
Oh my god, you totally are Steve.
- What? No, my name is Stan.
- Why are you dressed like Steve?
- Give me your shirt.
- Pardon?
- Is this guy bothering you?
- Nah, he's just kind of weird.
(upbeat music)
- Aren't you going to ask if he's bothering me?
- Maybe he just doesn't know who you are.
- I'm very important, okay.
I'm the uh... uh...
(funky music)
I'm the DJ.
- No way! So am I!
I'm Tupper,
but tonight I will be known as Big Crime.
- Oh really?
Well, I'm Big Deal.
- That sounds sort of fake.
- You're sort of fake.
- Whatever mate. I've got to go get ready.
My set's starting soon.
(Big Crime choking)
(people talking)
(upbeat music)
- Bruh.
(hammer scraping)
- I can't take this anymore.
(shark eating)
- You've got this.
(techno music)
- Dude jump already.
We're waiting.
- This was a mistake.
- [Announcer] Are you ready for Big Crime?
(crowd cheering)
- Um, maybe if I flip this,
you guys seem to like anything, then how about this?
(cheerful music)
- [Voice Over Intercom] Kill your opponent to win.
- Really phoned it in on this one.
(buzzer beeping)
I don't want to do this copper. You saved me.
You're my friend.
- I know pork chop. No matter what happens.
You're my friend too.
(monkey screaming)
(arrow twanging)
- Ahh.
- No!
(dramatic music)
(party poppers popping)
- Oh no.
I won.
Oh wait, I won!
- Wait, is that Stan?
(cheerful music)
Stan's having fun?
- Jump already!
- Are you kidding me?
You're scared of heights and you can fly?
- Stop, you're stressing me out.
I'm gonna.
(egg falling)
(water splashing)
(crowd laughing)
Great, now I can never come back here.
(joyful music)
- Jackie's we've got a problem.
- Sorry, mate.
Had to turn you in.
Knocking me out was kind of a big crime.
- No, I belong here.
I can save this.
(indistinct chatter)
(crowd booing)
(crowd cheering)
So what? You had a good time?
- Something, something like that.
- You ruined the pool.
- You are confusing me for another chicken.
- That was weird.
- Guys, guys.
I won.
I beat the obstacle course.
I bet your vacations were awesome too.
- Great.
Really great.
Yeah, no angry mobs.
- None, not even one angry Tebow.
- I'm glad you guys had a good time.
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(cheerful music)