[singing] Motorcycle in the sky with diamonds.
That ol' Beatles song. - Mhm.
The classic karaoke hit.
"Motorcycle in the sky with diamonds."
With that yellow Lucy. Goldfine: All right, here we go guys.
Mamrie: Well hello there and welcome back!
I'm Grace.
I'm Mamrie and this might get real.
We are great at everything. - Yeah.
And especially at giving advice and helping others.
We never really followed through to see if that advice worked. - No.
But we like to dish it out. - Yeah.
We just come in, drop it off, and then leave.
But we are not licensed therapists, believe it or not.
I mean, I feel like they should send us, like,
a license at some point just by association.
I want an honorary doctorate so much.
I want you to be happy.
Just like a therapist would.
No, because a Dr. Mamrie sounds cool,
but I'm never going to that much school.
[boos] I did not mean to rhyme it,
but then when it started to happen,
I did it for the groans.
OK, but here's some interesting therapist-related facts.
Lay it on me. - OK.
Get this: It's not really a therapist's job to give you advice.
The real job of therapy is to get to know yourself better
and change the way you're thinking,
the way you're behaving,
or the way you're understanding the world.
No! Give me advice!
Tell me what to do and exactly how to do it.
Seriously!
And if it doesn't work out for me, I need someone to blame.
Your fault!
Here's a fun fact I like about therapy:
OK. - [deep voice] Therapy.
Your therapist won't acknowledge you in public unless you do it first.
See, but now that I have that information, I would go to therapy,
try to see them in public, and act, like, crazy
just to see if they'd intercept [me]. - Yeah yeah yeah.
Whoa whoa...
You got thera-punked.
OK. Uh here's one: Therapists do not Google you.
It's an overstepping of bounds
and almost a breach of the confidentiality in some ways
to Google a client without their permission.
[slow motion] Question:
Picking a therapist, is it like jury duty?
Like, if you already know about the case. you can't be on a jury?
If a therapist already knows who you are,
they can't be your therapist?
I don't know. I stopped seeing a therapist because I was just lying to her.
That explains a lot. - Mhm.
We tweeted asking for some Q's for us to A,
so let's get into it.
Let's go through your Q's. Chompy chomp chomp.
This is literally a good old-fashioned Q&A. - Yeah.
The first one is Malachi @mrgoldgames says,
"I have this problem where I spend more money than I have in my bank account on food.
I guess what my question is,
how do I get more money for food? #foodislife"
OK, yeah. That's definitely the way to be thinking about it,
is, how do you get more money for food instead of...
how do I...
Spend less money on food.
Yeah, or come up with creative ways to budget myself.
See, as a person who
literally lives their life for delicious dinners,
in the morning, I wake up and I go,
"God. I can't wait for a delicious dinner."
Yeah, when that's finished, I'm like, "What will my next one be?"
I don't know how you get more money, but
I don't think you should hate on yourself
for loving food so much,
because there are a lot worse habits to have. - Yeah.
Food for thought. [boos]
Work in a restaurant. You get free food.
That was actual advice. - That's great.
Nessa W wants to know,
"Advice on going on holiday 'whilst' on a budget?
Love you, Grace and Mamrie."
Hey, thanks, girl.
Appreciate it.
If you know where you're going,
and that's already set in place,
look up, like, the best happy hours
in the neighborhood.
Look up the best, like,
cheap eats kinda thing.
And, one more ultimate hack: - Mhm.
If you're going on, like, a girls' weekend, or something with your friends,
go to... go to any party supply store,
spend $10 on tiaras and veils,
and people will think you're a bachelorette party and won't...
you won't pay for a drink all night.
I once went out in
Atlanta with a $3 veil,
and I didn't pay for one drink.
I got put in a cage in a middle of a bar, and
just got fed shots.
Um, Carole Chewwwbacca says,
"How do I fix my sleep schedule?"
Girl, if I knew.
Yeah, this one...
I've been awake for like eight days straight.
Treat system.
Yeah. - 100% a treat system.
I'll be like, "If I go to bed early,
I get this delicious hot cocoa."
Or I'll be like, "If I get up early and, like, go work out,
then I get a martini at the strike of five."
I'm learning that when... You like things if you can put the word "delicious" before them.
I do!
I guess you've been saying "delicious dinner,"
a "delicious snack,"
"delicious martini."
I'm telling you, me and what's-his-face...
previous question...
need to hang out because I'm all about that food.
All right, next tweet. We've got...
[weird noises]
Jess Chase.
I was like, "Are you OK?"
I didn't that that was the Twitter name.
Sami Grace says, "How do I ask for a raise?"
Hmmm...
I suggest the first thing comes to mind:
[A] viral YouTube video.
Like a wedding proposal.
So then your boss will feel pressure... - Yeah.
to give you what you want.
Social pressure.
Also, make sure you're doing your job well.
That's a... that was real advice. - Yeah.
But except no one ask for a raise on this set.
We have a very limited budget.
Yeah, very... Razor-thin! - Yeah.
This is @MyLifeAsKyylee says, "I was just rejected from
one of the five grad school programs
I applied to.
How do I deal with that and possibly other rejections,
and my plans not panning out?"
Sometimes, rejection is the best thing that can happen to you in retrospect.
Or or or here's a great example:
When I was visiting LA before I moved here,
I was visiting Grace and I
wanted this dog Wispy.
Oh, right, yes.
I wanted to adopt this dog,
and I was rejected, and if I'd been accepted,
this thing... I would never have this angel in my life.
See, so change your perspective on the rejection.
See it as a positive.
Yeah, sometimes
it's the universe telling you you don't need it.
Morgan Baker says, "Advice on still looking cute when you're running late
or you just don't want to get out of bed?"
That's easy, go watch our previous video about
go bags on this might get [muffled].
This might get urgent!
This might get urgent.
Yeah, there's a lot of advice peppered throughout that episode.
That should help cover that question.
Let's see what else we've got.
Caleb Blackwell says,
"How do y'all deal with the awkward thing of
taking co-workers or acquaintances to the next step?"
Becoming friends with people as an adult is
a hundred times harder than in school.
And I always feel creepy about it."
This is a good question.
The thing is, no one knows how to make friends as an adult.
It is harder because before he'd be like, "Let's hang out at this...
after school."
Or, "Let's hang out at this hot spot where everyone's going."
When you're a friend, you're like "You come to my house?"
I think just asking to hang out or going to happy hours,
seeing, like, what sort of social things are
happening in work already.
Yeah, and also be sure to not use the phrase
"Do you want to take this to the next level?"
Yeah, that's gonna get some miscommunication started.
Wanna hang? Sup?
I mean, don't do that, either.
Yeah, I know, sorry.
Amanda Sweo says,
"How do I convince my parents my major (English)
is good for what I want to be (lawyer)?"
First of all... - Is English your first language?
Let's use some punctuation.
Shall we?
Good luck out there.
Next question:
Ava Superman says, "Totally hypothetical question:
What do I do if you throw up in the middle of an airport?"
Hmmm... if you throw up in the middle of an airport?
You stop tweeting to @thismightget,
and go get someone to clean up the airport.
Cassandra Zinck wants to know
how to disguise a bad fart when [I'm] in a public place.
One, get a tiny dog that you carry around all the time.
Or you can just claim ownership of it,
because everyone farts.
It has to be one or the other.
Complete, like...
woof at someone else. - Yeah.
Or like, yeah, you like that, huh?
You know, because you can't be middle-of-the-road.
You can't be like, "I farted. Eh...."
OK, that is all the Q's we will be A-ing today.
You guys are welcome,
'cause I know you're really thankful about
how great the advice was that you just received for free.
We just changed your life,
and when we see you in public,
we *will* call you out.
We will not therapist it.
Oh, yeah yeah yeah. Sorry, I was just like, "What?"
"Seeing them in public?"
Right, I forget that they're humans. Yep.
Chomp!
Grace, who do we have a gratitude problem with today?
Today, it comes from jaygrum on Twitter.
He sent us an adorable video of his dog Louie. Check it out.
Louie, if you like Grace and Mamrie's new show "This Might Get,"
lay down! Oh, good boy!
He has good taste.
I'm obsessed!
I love it. Thank you, jaygrum.
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Yeah, like Louie. I'm gonna lay down.
You need some sleep, girl. - Mhm.