It's AumSum Time
Topic: Earthing.
Why do buildings have lightning rods?
I know.
They are used to dry clothes.
Naah.
Topic: Latent heat of vaporization.
Why do wet clothes feel cold?
Because, because.
I don't know.
Topic: Respiration.
Why should we not overwater potted plants?
Well duh.
It's because the water will overflow and make the floor dirty.
Naaahhh.
Topic: Transpiration.
Why do cacti have spines?
Maybe they want to look like porcupines.
Ha ha.
Very funny.
Topic: Nerves.
Why don't we feel pain when we cut our hair?
Well duh!!
Because if it would.
Then we would have got angry on our hair dressers!!
Oh, You are just impossible.
Topic: Wavelength.
Why red is used as a danger signal?
Oh well.
Because my teacher said so.
As usual, you are wrong.
Topic: Bad Conductors of Heat.
Why are two thin blankets warmer than one thick blanket?
Because two chocolates are better than one.
Naahhh.
Topic: Breathing.
Why do we get hiccups?
Easy peasy.
We get them when our friends think of us.
No.
Topic: Latent heat of vaporization.
Why does steam cause more severe burns than boiling water?
It is because steam is jealous of boiling water.
Noo.
Topic: Comets.
Why do comets have tails?
Maybe because, like monkeys, they can hang themselves on trees.
Naahhh.
Topic: Lateral Inversion.
Why is ambulance written in reverse?
Maybe because there is some secret code hidden in it.
Ohh.
You're just impossible.
Topic: Osmosis.
How do fish drink water?
That's easy.
Using a straw.
No.
Topic: Gravity.
Why are planets round?
Bwah-hah-hah.
Because I commanded them.
You wish.
Topic: Convex lens.
Can a magnifying glass burn paper?
Hee hee.
I think you have gone nuts.
Noo.
Topic: Atmospheric refraction.
Why do stars twinkle?
Because they blink their eyes.
Naahhh.
Topic: Surface Tension.
Why are drops spherical?
Because, personally.
I'm fond of spherical shapes as compared to squares.
Naahhh.
Topic: Water Purification.
Why is alum added to water?
Aha, because water does not like to be alone.
It wants somebody's company.
Naahh.
Topic: Resonance.
How does sound break glass?
Obviously, using a hammer.
Naahhh.
Topic: Properties of a liquid.
Why is a diver able to cut through water in a swimming pool?
Ha, Simple.
Because I taught him.
Nooo.
Topic: Auroras.
Why are auroras formed?
Maybe because the earth forgets to switch off the lights.
Naahhh.
Topic: Pathogens.
Why do we get fever?
So that we can take a holiday from work.
Naahhh.
Topic: Pimples.
Why do we get pimples?
Because they don't want me to look handsome.
Noo.
Topic: Thermoregulation.
Why do dogs pant?
Because they want to tease us.
Nooo.
Topic: Taste Buds.
Why mint tastes cold?
Maybe because it is manufactured in Antarctica.
Not at all.