When you are turning,
it is important to signal at least...
[gasping] Big fat meanie?
Patrick, you can't do that. She's the teacher.
What about the teacher?
[screaming]
What? I-
[teeth chattering]
As if I really look like this.
Godfrey is the devil.
[roaring]
No, no, wait. Not the devil. Shockzilla.
Ours is a battle eternal. Who will win? Undecided.
But I promise you this. I will not fail my school.
Nay, the world needs--
Hey, Wright!
Detention!
Okay, Mr. Essay, I say, prepare to be written!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Some of these and some of these. Almost there and... done.
[sighing]
Now let's see how it looks so far.
The...
Time to turn Ellen's teenage turmoil into cold hard cash.
I couldn't believe it either.
I mean, we both know there's someone else, right?
I wish somebody was out here. Some people...
Okay, so we open with a princess
sad and alone and really bad at singing
like animals die when she sings.
[groaning]
Then some prince dumps her,
so she's acting all lame and crying and stuff.
But then she meets a headless farmhand. Oh, yeah.
They get married and have lots of weird babies,
and everything's great. But then, headless guy
totally runs off with her best maiden
leaving the princess alone again.
But now, with two babies to care for.
[crying]
And... finished.
Belles A Ringin'.
A tale of love, loss and headless love.
[music playing]
Who's ready again? [meowing]
It's time to take a corrective approach.
[music playing]
Good morning, Squidward.
I'd love to stop and chat right now, but it's picture day.
[beeping]
[laughing]
My friend Teddy's problem is that he's got horrible timing.
Okay, Chip, on the count of three,
say, "Cheese".
- One-- - Cheese.
[shrieking]
And my buddy Francis, too much parental intervention.
[groaning]
Ugh, and don't get me started on my girl Dee Dee.
Hey, Nate, wait up!
Hmm? [shrieking]
Eh? Eh?
[screaming]
[gasping]
[cracking]
[groaning]
[gargling]
[groaning]
Let's do it.
Go away, Gary, I don't want you to see this.
It'll be ugly.
- Are you ready? - Hold on.
Okay, I'm ready.
[squeaking]
I said, "I'm ready."
Huh? [grunting]
[squeaking]
Didn't you hear me? I said, "I'm ready."
[grunting, squeaking]
[giggling] That tickled.
[squeaking]
[laughing, squeaking]
[grunting, squeaking]
Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I was made
of some kind of spongy material.
[squeaking] You know what that means?
I get to go to work tomorrow.
[grunting, squeaking]
Do you have any sevens?
[meowing]
[grunting, squeaking]
[panting, squeaking]
[panting]
Flats, are you okay?
[cheering]
Now to proceed with today's assembly.
I'm here to talk to you about...
- Oh, no. - the benefits...
of having a strong team.
[laughing]
Oh, this is exciting...
[gasping]
Hmm?
[laughing]
Sometimes, the choice is simple.
Your social studies teacher has turned into a Kaiju monster.
You must slay her
before danger comes to the princess,
who in this case is your principal.
Oh, hi.
Which actually looks pretty good on him.
[grunting]
[screaming]
Oh. So, that's where the vegetarian surprise went.
Oh.
Nate. Hey, Nate.
- W-- - Nate!
Wake up! You're a hero!
[groaning] A little help.
At first, a handshake doesn't seem like much,
but really, it's the thought that counts.
Hey, SpongeBob, I just wanted to thank you
for this box of chocolates.
Uh,, no problem, Fran.
I mean even though I was expecting more...
Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day.
You too, Dave.
And not that it matters that we've been friends
- for so long. - Hey, SpongeBob,
Thanks for the bike. Can you believe this guy?
I just met him this morning.
[growling]
So, as I was saying...
Uh, excuse me. You guys have the time?
[screaming]
Patrick needs love too-oo!
[screaming]
I defy you, heart man!
[screaming]
Attention, everyone.
There's a chubby pink starfish on the loose.
[screaming]
Could Jenny really be the one?
Wait, wait, Dan Cupid said, "Don't overthink it."
Okay. Okay.
Jenny, I have something to tell you.
What?
Would you... do me the honor of being my...
be my... [vomiting]
Gross.
[vomiting]
Oh, no. One of Randy's pepperonis
must have flown into my mouth earlier.
I have dance class after school,
and my carpool nanny will be waiting.
[groaning]
I did everything that attracts a sea bear and nothing happened.
If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up?
Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero
in a goofy fashion.
Oh... Sorry. How silly of me. You mean like this?
[laughing]
No, like that.
[roaring]
[screaming]
[roaring]
[screaming]
[roaring]
[screaming, roaring]
Squidward! Are you okay?!
No.
Quick!
C-Chad, don't turn around.
Okay.
[grunting]
It's possible my plan may need work.
[chuckles, screaming]
Narcolepsy is always so rough.
[screaming]
Oh, should I do something?
I feel like I should do something.
No, Chad, no, Nate said, "Trust the plan."
[screaming]
[fighting]
What's going on here? Well?
SpongeBob and I were fighting.
[gasping] Fighting?
Well, I can't believe I'm saying this,
but, SpongeBob SquarePants,
I hereby sentence you and your friend...
to detention.
Detention?
May Neptune have mercy on your soul.
Detention one.
Who'd like to feed Scheeler?
I got this, Mr. G.
Their claws are like 100 scissors!
Detention two.
Need some help, Mr. Rosa?
Thanks, Nate, but only teachers are legally authorized
to touch school equipment.
Ha. Right, like that's a real law.
[groaning]
[screaming]
Detention three.
It matters not whether one is dirty or clean,
for can cleanliness exist without filthiness?
And would we know filthiness without cleanliness?
We must not reenact the history that divides us.
Rather, we must embrace that which draws us together.
All must be free to choose their own path.
Right, friend Patrick?
Squeaky clean. Squeaky. It's squeaky.
Um-hmm.
And there you have it. Brad Gunter was right.
Those destined for awesomeness never keep their heads down.
Yep. You see how they look at me?
The envy, jealousy, admiration.
[groaning]
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Fortunately, I draw a really good crown.