- Hey guys, we just launched some new merch designs!
We have the Don't Brainshame Me design,
the TRY Five design, yes, it's a thing.
And lastly a design to commemorate our dear friend,
Protein Boy from when Davey mercilessly tore him to pieces.
You know, some say, on a cold, dark night,
you can still hear the wind whisper.
- [Ghostly Voice] Eat your protein!
- Anyway, yeah new merch.
Link in the description.
(bleep)
- Oh man, they're good. - Nice!
- Like, they're all over America, they're really good.
- Really?
I should know about this.
- There's literally billions of flavours.
(men laughing)
(upbeat rock music)
- Is it named after someone called Cliff?
Or is it like, they give you the sensation
of falling off a sheer rock face?
- I'm saying it as if his name is Cliff,
but they're just like, you hang on the edge.
- You hang, oh, so it's just like, yeah,
perfect place to eat these bars.
- I want them to be Cliff!
- There's a guy on the pack climbing a mountain.
- Of course there is, but the word is just
there's no I in team' or something equally--
- Push it.
Woo! - Annoying, yeah.
You can do it! - Reach the limit.
(upbeat rock music)
- Oh wow. (packages rustling)
(both laughing)
I have to go hike down here to get it.
- Oh you were, you were--
- It's like I'm climbing a mountain.
- Made with organic oats and raisins.
Okay, it says oatmeal raisin walnut.
- It's a real boring flavour to kick off, isn't it?
It can only go up.
Like this man, is that Cliff?
- "Clif Bar is named after my father, Clifford,
my childhood hero and companion throughout
the Sierra Nevada mountains."
- "My childhood hero."
But not once he grew into adult.
He's like, "No, actually."
(man laughing)
- I don't care.
- Yeah, as an adult, it's Batman.
(men laughing)
He lives with a dog, climbing gear and two trumpets.
- I can see why his dad was his hero.
- It's got insoluble fiber.
Aw, I wish the doctor was here to tell us
if that's good or bad.
- Oh, they're weird, they're square,
they're like flapjacks.
- Look at this little downward arrow
and they're like, this is where he's gonna go.
Just like, humph.
(man laughing)
- It does smell like Christmas.
Is it Christmas already?
- Smells really good!
- It reminds me very specifically of something.
- Eating shit.
- Cinnamon!
- Cinnamon! - Cinnamon!
- I love cinnamon.
- It does taste, it tastes alcoholic.
- Yeah.
- Like a Christmas pie.
- It tastes like it's been made by an alcoholic.
- If I was ever anywhere in America going on my adventures,
there was at least six or seven Clif Bars in my bag.
- If I was climbing a cliff, and had this in my pocket
I would've been like, I'm looking forward
to getting to the top and having this,
- Yeah.
- I'd cut my own rope if I have to eat that
at the top of a fucking mountain.
That's what I'd do.
(funk music)
- Woohoo!
Blueberry!
- Yes! - I'm okay with that.
- Feels very mushy.
- It feels about as pleasant as handling
your own stool sample. - Don't say it.
(woman giggling)
- I wish every box had a different story.
- Yeah.
- Be like, which is the real Clif?
I named this Clif Bar after the janitor in my high school
pulled me out of the bus after crashing into a lake.
- Every back story involves two trumpets.
- Yeah, it's the only consistency.
- There's like a little, - Yeah.
- A little thing and then you go.
(box ripping) - Yeah, oh.
- Not really.
- That looks horrible.
- It stinks. - That looks horrible.
Oh that's rotten. - It looks like the
gangerous tongue of a dying sheep.
- Doesn't look appetizing.
I'm just gonna say that.
- It's okay. - Yeah.
- Tastes like you brought some berries to the beach
and they got covered in sand. - And you still ate them.
- There it is!
Look at that blueberry, oh it burst in my mouth,
it was lovely.
- It smells a bit more like
Clif got his life together a bit.
- Yeah.
- It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.
- Yeah, can I come?
- Yeah sure. - I'm staying all night.
- Bring some blueberry Clif Bars.
- It's much moister than I was expecting it to be,
which is nice.
- Yeah if you get like a nut bar over here it's, yeah.
- Dry as balls.
- I just wish it was nicer.
Like I think it's got the potential to be nice,
so I'm just disappointed.
- We've all got the potential to be nice.
(funk music)
(box rustling) - Oh.
Bit much.
- Wooo!
- What is it?
- Mint chocolate chip, mint!
Woo, woo!
- This sounds fantastic. - Cool mint chocolate.
Yeah but they're not gonna be able to pull this off.
- Yeah, I'm gonna.
- I made a mess of the last one.
(box ripping)
- Oh yeah!
- "Suddenly, despite my hunger,
I couldn't take another bite.
That's the moment I now call "The Epiphany"".
- Yeah, I know how you feel, mate.
- If your dog produced this, there'd be questions asked.
- Now they went for aesthetic with this one.
- I don't know whether to frame it or eat it.
- That looks like you can tell--
- It's not a good color.
- the age of your poo.
- Like tree ring dating.
- By protein rings.
- And this line here's where World War II happened.
(man laughing)
- It's like eating a mint flavoured sod of turf.
- It's very chewy but its' flavour is
minty and kind of chocolate-y.
- It's not as flavoursome as I expected it to be.
- Yeah, I think they were like, we know that
so we're gonna make it look pretty.
- [Producer] Best one you've had so far?
- Absolutely, wouldn't be hard, the others were terrible.
- This is my favourite one so far.
- Yeah, it's not as sticky as the last one.
- No.
- Well, it's not as dry as the first.
- It's very, very chewy though.
I'm tired.
- Yeah, like I'm still - I'm exhausted now.
Like if my mouth is this exhausted,
my bowels are going to be wrecked.
- For me, the cliff would be no problem,
it'd be finishing this bar, that's the real challenge.
- You're climbing the cliff
to get the energy to eat the bar.
(funk music)
- Peanut butter!
- Peanut butter, peanut butter.
- Are you team peanut butter?
- I love peanut butter.
(hands clapping) - Yes!
- Oh! (laughing)
- Is Dermot doing this?
- At least we know what half the comments are gonna be.
'Should've had Dermot in the video.'
(man laughing)
- I can't open Clif Bars, there's something wrong with me.
- Go down the middle, and.
(packages crinkling)
- Holy fuck.
- This ain't my first rodeo.
- Just like the middle of a Snickers.
- Yes! - Really yes.
- Yeah, it looks like someone chewed up
a Snickers for a while and spit it back out
but I'm okay with it, don't worry about that.
- I'm just gonna say this,
I've started to come around to peanut butter
and not due to this populous wave of criticism
all of the peanut butter haters are getting.
- Yeah.
- But I've just, I think I've had it in so many videos
that I'm like, eh, it's fine.
I've just developed a tolerance.
- Oh, it's so peanut buttery.
- Doesn't smell like peanut butter.
- Oh, it does smell like peanuts.
- I hope it's peanut buttery, now.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I want that bit in there now.
- So I just imagine that's gonna stick to my insides.
- Oh that's going to literally, like a suction.
It's gonna go through you.
It'll take everything with it.
- Ew.
- She'll be lucky if there's anything left.
- Oh god.
- It smells more of peanut butter than it actually tastes.
- Like I love peanut butter. - Unbearable.
- I love peanut butter.
It's like you just got peanut butter and like,
you had mixed it with like, gravel.
- Okay, here's the peanut butter coming in now, here we go.
It's in the back there. - It's more of an aftertaste.
- Yeah, took a while to come in, didn't it?
- It's probably what you'd want
in a peanut butter flavoured thing, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Just like, oh it's so sticky.
It's so sticky and there's an unnecessary amount of
eating that you have to do to get through it.
- Dude, to be honest, I'm pleasantly surprised.
I was expecting these all to be terrible.
- Yeah, when you know it's made by a man
in his garage with two trumpets.
- He's bragging about owning two trumpets.
- It's like Christmas in my mouth.
- Oh yeah.
- Most peanut products that I dislike, I can eat quickly.
(woman giggling) - Sorry.
- This is some form of peanut torture.
- I could run a marathon now.
(men laughing)
- Sticky hands, full tummy.
(man laughing) My family motto.
- Why? Don't eat them.
Just nobody climb mountains that needs a Clif Bar.
- That was the tastiest bar I've ever tried on this channel.
- Yes.
- Putting that out there.
- Tastiest video I've ever done.
That's right. - Oh!
- There you go.
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- [Producer] Eyy! (applause)
- That's easy, isn't it?
- Bang on.