So I asked on Tumblr if anybody would be keen on seeing me do this and the response was very positive
Thought a couple things. I want to say first is one is obviously this song
It's an Eminem song so it has a lot of offensive language in it and I mean I'm sorry about the offensive language
You know I didn't write it. So I'm just saying the words and also my
friend Scott who passed away recently
He always he thought that my hidden talent for rapping was
Hilarious and was determined to one day hear a recording of me doing it
It's not like it happened very often, but I was like yeah. No. No there is absolutely no way
I'm going to do that forget it
We were in a band together, and he'd sort of suggested that even we have like oh
Well like I have a rap song or like
Randomly like a rap solo in the middle of a song or something and I was like yeah very funny
No, so anyway here. We go prepared to humiliate myself on the internet, so Scott Miller this is for you
You dick
I'm beginning to feel like a rap God. Rap God. All my people from the front til the back nod back
Nod now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox. I said I rap like a robot so call me rapbot
That's me rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back
Pocket my bit of [a] walk when I had come pick up that often that rap profit made a living and a killing off it
Ever since bill didn't still in office with my winsky feeling on
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables kill [harlech] [true] [Liberty] didn't anybody hip-hop get or anybody get
The ak Backpack rap yep, yep, yep yakety-yak and at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat
Stunts while I'm practicing that's to be able to break [them] up the table over the back of the faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic. I signed up after my [pass] the fact how could it up?
Grow [will] do is drop f-bombs from a rest attack reps are having a rough time period Here's a [may] [keep] [at] it
sexy [sex] that the [webmaster]
[Pc]. I'm the King in if you like a rap. God rap
God all my people from front to the back Nod back, Nod nothing
Thinks that I'm the long enough to Slapbox Slapbox let me show you maintaining
The shit ain't that spot that?
Everybody wants he in secret to Rap immortality
Like I have got to because of the girlfriends to be raging you preserve ones everybody loves to root for a nuisance hit you like
An asteroid is nothing
Mcs, you take the school's music because it use it as a vehicle to bus the [rhine] [ever] laid new school for students make provided
to brock [camps] like him chef basket [buqun] W80 of a duck when young easy
[thank] [you] this him inspired enough to one day grow up and be in position to become VLc induct him into the
Motherfucking Rock N
Roll Hall of fame even though I walk [into] church and burst in vault of flame on the hall of fame
[I'll] [be] [inducted] in is the alcohol is fame on the wall
Shape in fact solid game to the waka Flocka flame off of planking tell me what the fuck are you thinking?
[little] gain up a boy so gay can barely say [pan] straight face with a boy witness and a massacre like you watching the church
gathering take place looking boy oy
Vey that boys gave us all they say [that] [the] [boys] get a thumbs up pat back of the way to cook for your label
Everyday looking boy. Hey looking boy. Would you say looking boy. I get oh yeah from great looking boy
I'm a work for everything having to ask about your chicken a place this boy basically boy
There's gonna be capable of keeping up the same pace looking boy since I'm beginning to feel like a rap. God rap
God all my people from the front. They're the best not back. No way recent around the track call me, Nascar
Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the white [trash], [but] kneel before general Zod this planet's Krypton. No asgard
Has got to [be] thorn uh-oh
I'm poop little and [I'm] we don't immediately these gods told and I should not be broken
[this] the talking head a zombie floating, but I got your mom deep throating. I'm out my ramen
[come]
[talk] is yourself the young amish people me
honest but
Futile if I don't do let us do the open to the least once in a while
So I want to make [sure] somewhere in this chicken scratch
I scribble and doodle enough rhymes to let me try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[I] know there was times when what's up [its] king of the other ground, but to go back
I'm on my pharoahe monch grind so I crunch rhymes
But sometimes when you combine appeal with the skin color [all] minding it too big and they come running [since] you like that
But like [I] said on the back with mathers LP woman. [I] tried to say I'll pick seven kids from Columbine
football in line at an AK-47 for $4.99
See if I get away with it now
But ain't as big as I was but I'm more than [me] [win] [the] [mall] coming through the portal you're stuck in a time [warp]
Doesn't bother the whoops
[to] my body [purposes] one [fucking] comes right normal fuck being normal
And I just pardon you're a gun from the future to computer like when Fabolous made Ray J. Man
That seemed to me
Special [chances] so [reading] straight to the radio station the very next day hey fab. I'm killing lyrics Come [next] with Supersonic speed
Similar with human away, you was human under human what I gotta do to get a duty young superhuman innovative
And I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is hanging up on me this blue you they were standing more than ever they
were shooting how to give a motherfuckin audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting for the
Day that they can say I fell off they'll be celebrating cause [I] know the way to get em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream, but that's what they do and I can do is to confuse it
It's not hip hop it's pop cuz I found that color way to fuse it with Rock Shock Rap with Doc
Don't lose yourself [will] make them lose it. I don't know how to make [sounds] like that
[I] know what birds use then we know what it occurs to you
Will I'm ripping any one of these first that versus you?
It's curtain [a] berkeley trick you how many verses I gotta murder [to] prove it
You have this [nice] [e] song as you can sacrifice virgins to our?
School club p or joke look at the Yac, and late skills brought me for myself, but stable hungry
I'm bonnie myself as I make me do I put my mind to another merely a [pig's] book a
[lot] speaking tongues still tongues you fuck
Drugs state tape when I'm sleeper in the front seat poverty this is a boys still [job] keep it voltages
But I'm a head the something I can feel tugging and struggling angels fight with devils and here's what they were from me
The asking me to eliminate some women happen take into consideration the bitter hatred ahead
You may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation to stand the discrimination
but fuck it life's handing you lemons make lemonade then but
If I can bad for women how the fuck am I [supposed] to bake them a cake then?
[mistakes] [it] is fatal mistake think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
district broad and make a ball [in] the face and don't be a retard being sick not why be a king when you