[ROARING]
Huzzah!
Yeah.
Cool.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
J JONAH JAMESON: Where are these overloads coming from?
All these pumped up villainous, overpowered hooligans?
And that Spider-Man?
He must have overloaded Doc Ock himself just to make
it look good when he beat him.
Midgard certainly has no shortage of fools.
Yes, and among thee flesh.
Well, well, well.
Venom, now there is a creature worth overloading.
So, with onions or without onions?
Uh.
Hello?
It's a simple question.
Norm frost away!
Oh, come on, buddy.
I don't have all day.
Ah!
Something hit Venom.
Strange snowy something.
Pulse pounding, senses shattered, expletive deleted.
[CAR HONKING]
(SINGING) Swing along, Spidey.
Past the rooftops.
No one's in trouble, no crime to stop.
Spider-Man.
Again?
Amazing, spectacular.
Let's see if this overload is an improvement over the last one.
Sick 'em.
[VENOM GROWLING]
Some days, Manhattan is just one big, friendly neighborhood.
And other times, Manhattan is like an alien symbio trying to
stick his tendrils in your eye!
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
Spider-Man?
What's that masked lunatic up to?
Get out of my newsroom!
Relax, JJ.
Hey Venom, have a seat.
Ah!
Have a seat?
Wow, that was corny even for me.
I need some new material.
Destroy Spider!
What's with the glowing eyes?
Just like Doc Ock.
Is that like a thing now?
Has Doc Ock got a faux hawk?
Could you imitate that, too?
[ELEVATOR RINGS]
Wait, hang on.
Hey, yummy.
Gotta love the Danish.
Cheese, please.
Cheese, huh?
But I got the last one.
But Spider has mask.
How Spider eat?
I can't, but I must.
But I can't!
No!
That'll be $6.00.
Hey, buddy!
Venom smack Spider.
Huh, you sure know a lot of words.
Hey!
You want this?
Get it!
No!
I got a new word for you.
See ya!
Oh boy.
[BANGING SOUNDS]
Huh, and they say print is dead.
Sigh.
Come on, Venom.
We'll get you cleaned up and put in a nice, cozy cell
on the heli-carrier.
Wolverine is cooking for the prisoners tonight.
Kabob, bub?
Good one.
Ha, ha.
It's not funny.
Thank you, Captain America.
You too, Wolverine.
Hey, I love kabobs.
And I'm free for dinner.
What?
Oh yeah, great.
Toodles.
And I'm angsty again.
My newsroom, my beautiful fourth estate showplace.
I'll get you, web slinger!
Not today, JJ.
Oh of web fluid!
Guess I'm walking back to Queens again.