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*still going ;-;*
Oh (finally Logan damn)
AY YO GOOD MORNING LOGANG WHATS POPPIN'?!
Yo that was crazy bro there were cars swerving and freaking dabbing on them haters and shthgb F***
No really though what we were screaming about is like how how can the maverick merch be so fire how did we f***ng do it?!
I'm opening the vlog with the plug y'all know where to get the merch LoganPaul.com/shop
But anyways you're I you know it's funny. I open these vlogs and I say hey
Ay Yo! Good morning logang, but it's not the morning in fact. It's what time is it 3:00 p.m.
And like I said in yesterday's vlog guys this like this sickness or whatever the heck is wrong with me
Really, just like sucks the energy out of me in the morning. I don't know what it is
Oh, I do my emails I do my meeting and I'm just like yeah logang for life
Like and subscribe
And it's very difficult
So then I have to like take like a 20-minute two-hour nap and just gather energy and now we're here in the yeti how ya doin'?
BUT, enough of that! You guys know I'm here to entertain you on a daily basis, so if you're new here
Hi, how are you? I'm Logan Paul welcome to the channel if you're not subscribed. Oh here. I'm gonna actually toss you out the window. oh there you go :D
Look I'll worry about chu later... .-. Oh shit
I actually dropped it... ;-; I'm in traffic
I'm in traffic. I actually dropped it. I'm in traffic so all right guys first item in the agenda
You know this yesterday. We try to buy a couch. Didn't work so...
The squad and I have Decided To come to IKEA City as you can see yo, I say city cause this is like a furniture store.
This b***h is huge! Look at this!
Also, also this is not a brand deal for IKEA Brendan zoom in zoom in Brendan, Brendan zoom in. Ikea you owe me money!
We are gonna go shopping, but first we're gonna drop off Lydia and Kong at the kids play pen.
Lydia: are you kidding me?
Yeah wanna hang out with lydia today?
Lydia: Yeah wanna hang out with me? Girl: no :3
All: *awkward and nervous chuckles* Ah...Oh s***
So okay look lydia you can just-... Lydia: awe ya!
Bro this is what i'm saying look the first thing we see loveseat vimle
I don't know what a vimle is but we ARE looking for a love seat!
I want to put this couch inside of the cool bus as if the bus *bark bark* whoa whoa whoa whoa?
As if the bus couldn't get any cooler, this is not the one, but we are getting warmer. Yeah, bro so many options
They got all sorts of good stuff
They got people just chillin bro.
This company could legitimately establish their own government like democracy and everything, bro
They're just like trap everyone in here like make a citizenship. Frickin checks & balances and everything. I'm lost. Thank God for these navigational arrows OH LOOK there's one over here too! This way brendon
I have an idea kay we will design the chair right, and then make them the same color as urine
So hi guys, so we're back at the crib. I'm here. I'm just yeah. I'm just kidding, bro. It's the kitchen
One day, I'm going to be an "adult" with a real life kitchen
But today is NOT that day ..Oh God no they trapped Brendon in a picture! Brendon
How did you get in the picture bro?!
This hope is hoping this one right here Kong
What do you think like the depth is definitely good it might be a little long, and it folds out into a bed
I'm not saying this for me, but just like the smashing that could take place in the school bus like again
Not for me, just like potentially big moves, power moves this is
SVARTAAAAAAAA
Just kidding. It's a bunk bed well on that note like things here have interesting names Fejka, Sinnlig, Knipsa, Vangsta, Mosslanda, Dignitet
*nervous laugh*
All right, let's go
*Lion King Reference* You gotta be f***ing kidding me bro ;-; Brandon: this place is HUGE 0-0 ITS HUGE
Ut keeps getting bigger, would you like to join my IKEA City you could be a member of the government
thats a cute dog @KongDaSavage on Instagram follow him. I am recruiting members to join my city first thing
We're doing war with North Korea. Who's with me?! Balkarp? Ballkarp :D
That's what we're getting today most people would use a Karp *IDK*. I'm gonna carry it..........hi
Lady: Are you filming? yes we are Lady:you're not allowed to film here VLOGGING, Vlogging Lady: nope, not even that oh- OHWAITWHAT
*logan being logan AKA screaming*
So good news we got it to fit in the Yeti good stuff except not so much room for Lydia back there
How you doing come on Lydia you got it? Oh my?
gosh, it's like a
Comedy brokes glad I get to sit in the front seat help me - oh hi Lydia
Do you want to switch places and see how it feels no, I I don't think Brennan would even I'm fit yeah exactly so she
Just as long as this doesn't like come down and crush me
That would be really funny my assistant Lydia dies on my vlog ten billion views
Never get to cry
No guys. I haven't driven the cool bus in a couple days Brendan. I'm saying this to you too, bro
What it's dope I really miss it like we put the hand that got here check this out
I'm not into my bus look at this thing bro damn awesome. Oh my god
I'm just like feel like I'm just living a freakin fantasy world like or
Right like you're gonna roll this up, but our plan was to put the couch like right here with these love sacs ours
Also, don't forget guys. We got Cong Abed the other day. He's uh he's liking it a lot eventually guys
I want to have the merch canyons and just like be able to post them on the wall like it so much stuff so much
Innovation car the world is our oyster car we could do what I okay? I'll do it by myself damn, bro
These are all things. I love let's start with a dog Hong Kong dokie inside of the cool projects do the Yeti
Hope I didn't break it yeah, you just kill it in the vine. You ain't doing it, right
He's on to play pie with the dogs. You don't know what you're done. You just ruined you liked it, okay?
Lydia how do we build it?
Oh snap high-five Lydia that
Was the most awkward thing in my life why give me high five I
Don't know my own strength is our young anyways yo is it gold
Brandon
Oh, it's kind of dope bro. Yeah. This is definitely the way to go damn. Yeah. Yep. That was the moon
Okay, guys right now
We have to actually go edit out of my hair music video, otherwise we would cruise around in the cool bus
But yeah lots of stuff to do grind my grind dad. Let's go I
Don't know how to say this, but I came home and this this is what I saw
The term your or the phrase you're looking for is oh, thank you
Hmm, can you explain to the low gang? What exactly happened here? Okay? Say I'm Logan Paul, and I'm leaving right?
I'm moving out I gotta leave. Oh great. Okay the best part
Is that we don't even have a house yet, so let's try there now you
Were gonna rap maverick Lauren evil a Syrian man grabs my drone drone. They wrapped everything, Brendan. Yeah
Let me know
You did this bro like I said this in your vlog like I don't understand. How this is helping me move hallo
You get lost yeah for sure okay? No you don't
I'm done with these YouTube breaks. I'm gone. I'm going in a wrap
I'm good amigo, okay, so I'm gonna do this with George's thumbnail. Thanks, buddy. I also just want to point out you guys memory lied
I'm so sorry, bro like I want to edit the video. I really do
I'm sorry. Did you not see him on Jimmy Kimball? That's what he's known for
What I said this yeah, yeah, I do some smart things I do I do, I feel like like you really
Just to show everyone that was on Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy said though if you wrap up an
accumulation of dumb things it becomes a smart thing well we did wrap up a lot of things and I feel like it was a
Smart thing his house
Anything for the news right guys the fact that we're all in our 20s, and we're doing this for a living
No, I said, that would be my buzz. I'm like yo, I'm gonna banish your world. This is a real life
Huh this is great squeeze dress
Okay, cool nice locked and loaded art. It's time to grind okay
Yo, Eli threw together a first cut in like record time one and a half days
I'm sure it's gonna be awesome. Also. I want to say you guys know this
I'm sick my face is a little swollen having an IV doctor come and put a drip in my arm, too
I just I feel like I'm gonna die
IV drips at the crib and think also I should point out guys when I'm sick
I purposely grow out my beard because I'm like feeling lazy and down
And I feel like a hobo kind of so
I just really embrace it and just grow out this piece-of-crap beard that I have this is a beard
Yeah, I know. That's I'm saying you have a real beard I know
What are you doing?
Okay, y'all how do you know? How do you know that you put it in the right spot? Oh?
Got to get in the veins where I got a lot of those
Oh, I feel I can feel it going in my body I feel like
The hair take it easy man
My blood is on my body. Oh my gosh Wow
Okay, good stuff back to the end okay
Low gang that is the vlog not quite sure how I feel if I feel better yet, but hopefully tomorrow regular Logan is back
I are yeah
yeah, the dark still wearing condoms on her leg bit of a
Weird thing out of my hair music video is gonna be absolutely insane
I'm aiming for a Sunday release so mark your calendars for that be ready to go like and
Subscribe if you're not a part of the low gang join the strongest family on YouTube. It's crazy, bro every day
I'm like dang. I am deep in this vlog game like I'm probably like 400 straight daily vlogs and that love it, bro
I've said it multiple times today. I feel like you guys allow me to live like this fantasy world. I'm very blessed
I'm fortunate
I want to thank you guys the low gang, so here's the thank you for joining this journey with me cop your maverick Myrcella is
Y'all know, where to get a Logan Polycom slashed shop or a link in description denting the universe, bro
That's what we do is softest how-to smarts in the game. Okay. I will see you tomorrow. Take it easy man