We like to travel a lot, as much as we can. We live so close to the Rocky Mountains.
We do a lot of, um, weekend trips, two or three night trips, um... We're leaving on one this weekend, actually, um, into the mountains.
Typically, when she's working, I'll work. So she works twelve hours a day as a nurse.
She's an emergency room nurse. We should do a twenty things, twenty questions about Lauren!
- Yeah! - Maybe that'll be version two...
...whole year. It, it really was something that I always like wanted to try. Like, I never thought I would ever get here at all.
I just, I always was interested in YouTube as a kid. Like, I grew up watching YouTube videos.
I totally like that.
Hey honey! I brought us some tangerines. This guy was selling them on the offramp over by the 2. Devon?
What are you doing here?
Stuart? Why are you home so early?
The accent sounds like this to me. I think you'll see what I mean.
...store and buy a Coke? They called them "dopes" back then. I don't know if you've ever heard anybody say that or not.
That's what we drank when I was a kid. And it was called... they had Knee High, they had Pepsi Cola, Royal Crown Cola, a lot of them. That was "dope."
Oh, a "dope." You're talking about like a soda pop, soda water. Yeah. Yeah, soda water. Yeah, "dope."
That's all they ever called them around here as a kid, I mean that's...
...libraries on the coast and stuff like that. Except this is a valuable resource for people, in uh, in what we call the "Heartland."
I also think, you know, one of the... you just talk to these young people here. They basically... you know, it's a nice thing to go to our libraries.
We give speeches and everything. But I bet you anything that what the thing they get most out of is being with each other. And one of the things that's wrong with America today...
- Brainerd?
- Yeah! Yeah. Home of Paul Bunyan, Babe the Blue Ox. - Babe the Blue Ox.
- Yeah, you know, we got that big statue up there.
- So, you haven't any vehicles go missing then? - Nope. No ma'am.
- Okey dokey. Thanks a bunch. I'll let you get back to your paperwork then.
Oh geez! Oh man!
- We welcome US senator Mazie Hirono back to home! Welcome home. - It's great to be home Ron.
- And you've had a busy time already. It all started this past week you were with the Korean Festival. What else have you been doing?
- Well, um, yesterday I met with the new superintendent of our schools because, uh, I'm such a huge supporter of our public schools
and I wanted to touch bases with her as to what her plans are and, and her leadership, so it was a good meeting.
...no machinery, and one thing and the other led to, different, uh, ways to haul.
But now with all the modernization and everything like that, why they figure the more traps they can get out, the better they are.
They cover [??] the bottom, and, well they don't leave room for a small man to take a chance at fishing.
You've got to be a big shot or a big producer to, to get ahead.
- I look stupid. - No you don't; you look dapper!
- I don't. I look like Snuggles's accountant. - C'mon, it's not that bad.
- John, I look like something you give your kid when you tell him grandma died. - Look, I know it sucks, okay? But you gotta make some money so you can pay for an apartment.
- I, I don't wanna work at a grocery store. - Yeah but you have no skills!
- I told you, I can totally be a lawyer!
- But Peter, why would they make you president? - Well, maybe it's because I can recite all fifty states in a quarter of a second...
- You were babysitting for your father's dog? - Yes, Kinley. But she was...
- Just... Just a second! I asked you a question. Earlier. Is there another dog? No. Only one. I'm reading your statement, not his, to the authorities. So there were two dogs.
The Delaware River is full of water.
- You talkin' to me? - What are you drinking? - Water.
- What are you drinking? - Water.
I say water. Instead of water. I say water.
That's what I was gonna say. Water.
Just as I can tell when people are from New York, or people are from Boston, they can usually tell I'm from Philadelphia.
I have a friend in Pittsburgh who has a radio show. I go on about three or four times a year, and every time I go on I have to say one phrase:
"Tiger Woods hit the ball in the water." And apparently that defines me being from Philadelphia, so...
If you're gonna do a Chicago accent and, you know it's kind of a oft-forgot way of talking, uh... you know
if you're, they hear, you know, movies and TV shows, you don't hear it that, that much. It's not quite as romanticized as some of the more popular ones.
But, you know, it's really important to learn, uh, you, the letter A is uh, you know, if you're gonna get on Algonquin Road, or, you know, "exactly"...
And so, that's it. I find the Chicago accent pretty easy to replicate, only because I have a decent amount of family and friends from there.
For example, my mother-in-law, she always has this Chicago accent, where she says "Chicago." She doesn't say "Chicago." She says "Chicago." And I think that's pretty funny.
See you later there! Peace!
You think I did a good job? No? Oh, go f*** yourselves. [Boston]