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- Oh, wow.
- Cute.
- So cute.
- Oh my god.
- It's like a cartoon, you know?
- Cute, so 50's, vintage.
They're really just staring at us.
- Yeah, I thought they would like, say hello by now.
- They haven't said anything. I'll talk.
You better talk, or I'll talk. Thank you, baby.
- Thank you, baby, I love you.
- Yeah, what flavors do you guys carry?
- Well what are you interested in?
- Anything, really.
We're kinda go with the flow. You know?
- Yeah, we were just rolling through town
on our way to Moonspree Music Fest.
We saw your adorable little sign, and both of us,
at the exact same time, in unison, were like
- [Both] Pull over.
- It was adorable the way we said it.
- Perfect, well why don't we ask you some
questions, get to know what you like,
and we'll put something together.
- Oh, love it. Fire away.
- Are you good with a moderate sweetness level?
- [Both] Totally.
- Cup or cone?
- [Both] Cone.
- For cones we have waffle, cake, sugar,
caution, and pumpernickel.
- One second. Babe, what's pumper-mickel?
- I don't know, that's like some sort of like,
wheat bread, but it's got like,
pumpkins inside of it.
- Oh my god, how do you know everything?
- I read stuff. Okay well I'm just gonna pick for us, okay?
- I trust you, baby. I trust you.
- I think the first one.
- Great, citrus okay? Something bright? Sour?
- Yeah, lemons are our favorite.
- Would you say you have healthy communication
about your fears and your mortality?
- Sorry-
- About our what?
- Dairy or non-dairy?
- Dairy.
- Non-dairy.
- Where'd you two meet, and what was
the weather like?
- Our friend Julia's paint party.
High 60's, light rain.
- And do you get on well with each other's families?
- Yeah, I just don't see what that has to do with-
- Do you like a fattier nut?
Something in the wal- or mac- zone?
- I suppose I like a leaner nut.
- And are you two co-habitating?
- Yeah, we traded for the van last month.
- Sir, are lemons actually your personal favorite?
- Well, I think lemons are fine.
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They're maybe not my favorite, I like 'em.
- One second.
What're you talking about?
What do you mean that's not your favorite?
They're our favorite.
- They even out, it's the average becomes
our favorite because you love them so much.
Can we just not?
- Why are we fighting? Why are we fighting?
- I love you.
- Say you love lemons.
- I love lemons.
- Okay, we don't have to get lemon.
- Thank you, baby. You look beautiful.
- Yeah, we actually, we don't have to do lemon.
We can just split a chocolate or something.
- Oh, we have an anti-sharing policy
unless we observe two palettes
that are perfectly in-sync.
- Okay, so first of all you don't know me,
so that's rude. And second of all,
we're very aligned.
- Yeah, I don't know if you two would know
anything about that.
- [Both] Yeah, fair, maybe you're right.
- But tell me about the front tread on your right shoe.
It's significantly more worn down.
Perhaps you've been doing a disproportionate
amount of the cross-country driving?
- Perhaps.
- And I happen to have a really keen eye for QR codes,
and it appears that those wrist bands were bought
on the same account.
Are you navigating a financial disparity?
- One sec.
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- Maybe we're just different people.
- Here's a roasted almond fudge, coconut base.
Waffle cone.
- And a lemon buttermilk with a cacao-nib crumble.
Waffle cone.
- Those look great.
- But so different.
- No no.
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- [Female] I see you.
- [Male] I know you.
Whoa.
- That was incredible, I mean, tasting your tastes.
I feel like I saw your spirit.
- It's unbelievable.
I mean, my lactose intolerance is really
kicking in right now, like I should
not have had buttermilk, but pain is temporary,
love is forever.
- It somehow tasted like the day we first met.
- That's the rainwater granita.
- It was good.
- Enjoy, you two. It's on the house.
- You're amazing.
- Thank you. Pros, you guys are pros.
- Thank you.
- Incredible.
- Thank you so much.
- Awesome.
- Thank you so much.
- No, thank you.
- Baby, thank you.
- Thank you.
- You know, the anti-sharing policy only makes
sense if we charge people.
- Right. We should start doing that.