Hey guys!
There are so many things wrong with this video already.
First of all, this is what I'm wearing.
A tee shirt that's literally two sizes too big
and some sweatpants.
oww... OWWW!
and second thing is my hair, it's not cooperating, it doesnt look good i don't care what you say in the comments
but it's ok, because both of these things are totally, totally appropriate for this weeks video
because for this weeks video, I'm having you guys roast me
yes, that's right, for this weeks video you guys have full permission to make me feel like an actually piece of trash
I picked 3 random photos that are absolutely horrendous
and tweeted them telling you guys to roast me
so let's see what you got!
The first photo I posted was this one.
A couple facts about this photo before we get started.
One: I'm sitting on the toilet in this photo.
Two: I have the most extreme side swept bangs
and, I also cut them myself, which you can probably tell just by looking at the photo.
And three: I'm wearing fake glasses.
And not even cute fake glasses, like, they are just unflattering fake glasses.
"You look like one of those kids to say something about homework when the bell is about to ring"
It is SO accurate!
"Why do your glasses look like you got those in the cinema?"
These actually look like those 3D glasses you would get, and you'd, like, pop out the frames.
They're not! I think they're from Claire's.
But, honestly, that's, like, 20 times worse.
"Girl, were you taking a shit while taking this? Ya'll look so uncomfortable"
I was on the toilet. Like, I'm not lying.
I probably was.
"You look like the girl who sits in the back of the classroom sucking on her hair." Oh, my God!
"Hair so greasy it gives me cholesterol"
"Your glasses are bigger than your career" B*tch, f*ck you!
"Nice haircut"
"Looks like you cut your own bangs, ..."
"...you don't know what to do with your face..."
"... and your chins look great."
This is the first person to point out the fact that I, literally, don't have a jawline in this photo.
There is, like, no separation between my face and neck.
"Five minutes into netflix and chill and she gives you this look"
"You look like Donald Trumps daughter"
That's where this ends. We're moving on to the next photo.
The second picture I posted was this one.
THIS! PHOTO!
This photo is, like...
I don't even know where to begin.
This is literally one of those photos that your mom makes you take.
This mostly happens while you're traveling but I wasn't even traveling when this picture was taken.
and your mom tells you to like go stand with something,
or like hold something and like smile for a picture
That's this.
"Why you lookin like a banana??"
"Were you trying to look like a bumble bee cause it worked"
I'm literally wearing a yellow shirt,
a yellow jacket, a yellow cami under the shirt,
because, you know, that was the style in middle school
aaand matching yellow shoes.
"You're teeth are more yellow than your outfit"
Ooohhhh MY god!
AAAAHHHH: "great, another Youtuber that thinks they can sing"
(laughs) Oh my goooood!
"When your mom tells you to pose for a picture or else you're sleeping in the cage"
They know! They literally know!
"when you think you're in a band but no one shows up to practice"
(laughs) Holy Sh*t!
"body looks like a noodle"
The last picture I posted was this one.
The only thing I have to say about this photo is...
The F*CK IS ON MY FACE!
"Jenn McAllister and the Return of the Quadruple Chin"
well of course there are, like, when are there not multiple chins happening in my pictures?
or in my life
"You finally found something that's whiter than you"
"Why the f*ck is your hair plastered down to your head"
I had the flattest hair... in America
And I wanted it to be flat, too,
I used to, like, wet my hair down
"I don't know what's bigger... your glasses or your teeth"
"your tongue looks drier than the grand canyon"
"You look like you're going through a Justin Bieber loving, I hate mom, hot topic is my life, phase"
This is SO accurate
"white trash" [laughing]
noooo
"This proves that anyone can become famous"
it's true, I mean, honestly it's true
"Looking like a guest star on iCarly"
Okay guys, I'm going to stop here, before I start to question...
Everything about my existence
Thank you guys so much for bullying me for today's video.
If you liked it and if it made you laugh make sure to give it a big thumbs up
And also don't forget to leave a comment down below letting me know if you wanna see me do another roast yourself video
because there are SO many more old embarrassing pictures where those ones came from
Oh and also, one last thing
The person who won the contest in last weeks video,
aka the person who wins this lovely book,
is in the description of this video so make sure to check it to see if it's you
and if it's you then make sure to check your messages, because I'm sending you this book
and I hope you love it
Congratulations!
Thank you guys so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday
with another new video
BYE!