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Hey guys.
Welcome back to Top 10 Gaming, I’m Ron McKenzie-Lefurgey…
I’ve been dreading this moment for months.
I knew it was inevitable, but I was really hoping Kelly would do it.
But not only is she not doing it, but she already talked about the hottest females,
so I can’t even use most of the obvious female choices.
So make sure to check that one out too, but for now, I’m here to tell you about the
most attractive, largely male, cartoon characters, in Sonic.
Also, as a COA, I’ll be talking as if these characters are of age, since a lot of them
are technically in their teens or younger.
So, here goes nothing, it’s time for the Top 10 Hottest Sonic Characters!
Number 10: Doctor Robotnik.
You know what’s possibly the hottest body shape anyone can have?
Egg-shaped.
Oh baby, Eggman’s sexy ovoid body drives me wild.
The mere thought of him lowering his bulky frame onto me sends shivers down my spine.
What a fox.
Number 9: Knuckles the Echidna.
Who doesn’t want a big, strong, echidna to take care of them?
This beefy member of the Sonic Squad can handle any problem you may have.
Just don’t ask him to do your taxes.
Knuckles has red fur, and obviously red is the colour of love so he has that going for
him.
He’s also a staunch feminist, well-versed on subjects such as
gender roles.
Plus, just look at the size of his hands!
You know what they say about people with big hands…
they have big gloves.
Number 8: Tiara the Manx.
Tiara was supposed to be a feline character in Sonic X-treme and Sonic Mars.
Sadly the games ended up being scrapped, but she was intended to be a love interest for
Sonic who could match his spunk and energy.
She has a real Lola Bunny thing going on with that crop top, and we all know Lola Bunny
is a babe.
Plus, her last name was going to be Boobowski.
She has boob right in her name!
How hot is that?
Number 7: Espio the Chameleon.
Espio is one of the most versatile entries on this list.
As we know, some people don’t like people of a different skin colour.
Not a problem for Espio!
Well, maybe a moral issue, but not a logistical problem!
He can change colour to suit your needs, so even racists can appreciate him.
Sure, he can be a bit hotheaded at times, but if you make it past that hard exterior,
you can bask in the warm, scaly comfort of his reptilian arms.
Number 6: Vanilla the Rabbit.
Vanilla is an anthropomorphic rabbit, and mother of Cream.
She’s very kind, and takes great care of her daughter.
And there’s just nothing hotter than a good mother.
Plus, ya know, she’s an adult, which is a big plus in my books.
Careful though; with all the times he’s kidnapped her, it seems like Eggman has his
eye on her too.
And considering what a tasty dish he is, you’re in for the fight of your life if you want
to win her over.
Number 5: Silver the Hedgehog.
It’s no secret that some people go crazy for older men.
Silver foxes like George Clooney will always be in style.
But you know what’s even hotter than a silver fox?
A silver hedgehog!
This time-travelling hunk of a hedgehog can use his psychokinesis to drive the ladies
cuh-razy.
With his incredible power, he can move you both emotionally and physically, as you get
lost in his brilliant, golden eyes.
Number 4: Shadow the Hedgehog.
Everybody loves a badboy, and Shadow is definitely the badboy of the Sonic franchise.
Looking dashing with his slimming black fur, he’ll zoom into your heart with the help
of his air shoes.
And you know what they say, once you go black… you ne- you know what, I can’t even finish
that line.
Number 3: Shade the Echidna.
Shade is the seductive female Echidna, introduced as a member of the Nocturnus Clan.
With a skin-tight black suit and luscious brown quills, this saucy combination of Sonic
and Tron is dressed to impress.
And the best part?
Shade eventually changed sides when she learned what her clan was really doing.
So she goes both ways.
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Number 2: Sonic the Hedgehog.
Yep, this list wouldn’t be complete without the title character.
Sonic has broken many a heart, hedgehog and human alike, and even though he likes to run
fast, he takes his relationships slow.
You know he’ll respect your wishes, and when the time is right, you can look into
those green eyes, stroke his blue quills, and say “Hey baby, do you have a chili dog
for me?”
And then…
it’s ON.
And even though HE likes to GO fast, YOU will c- uh… well, you see where I’m going with
that.
Number 1: Elise.
Guys.
It’s a human.
A female human.
Finally, I can drop the sarcasm for a minute to say that she actually is an attractive
character.
Obviously, she’s pretty young, but hell, she’s older than most people playing the
game anyway, certainly older than I was in 06.
I won’t go into detail about why I find her attractive, because, creepy, but I think
we can all agree that she’s pretty cute.
Plus, she’s royalty, so I’d probably marry her for her money alone.
And to reiterate from earlier, this is based on an 18-year-old version of her.
Take that, Chris Hanson.
That’s it for today!
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Make sure to check out Kelly’s video on the female characters if you’re wondering
why I left certain people off this list.
Until next time, I’m Ron McKenzie-Lefurgey with Top 10 Gaming.
Later gamers!