- Ready? (screams) Sorry, Ollie.
Boop boop! (jazzy piano music)
Eye contact.
Fri-ta-tas? Just kidding.
Hey guys! This week on My Drunk Kitchen,
we have a very special recipe.
Why is it so special, Hannah?
Well, other Hannah that was standing there--
I'm always standing here.
That's enough out of you over there, Hannah.
I can't keep side stepping like this.
This recipe is so special because
it's a "suggest-i-pe".
"Suggest-i-pes" come from people like you,
a Hart-o-sexual or self-identified kitchenette.
Or, anybody who's in our community
who wants to suggest a recipe
that they'd like to see on My Drunk Kitchen. Yay!
So, that's the explanation. Woo hoo!
holytrinityofyoutube.tumblr.com has brought forth this:
Nutella popcorn!
Nutella (or your favorite hazelnut chocolate spread)
and popcorn. Wait, add more butter and salt
for a delicious treat. Wait. This isn't a recipe.
This is just a thing. How do I do it?
Oo, try Nutella on popcorn.
I don't know how it works, go for it.
Don't worry kids, this isn't water, it's vodka.
But it's vodka made from milk. How udderly wonderful.
There'll be a lot of jokes like that.
Mmm!
(coughs)
Still vodka.
Boop boop boo dee boo!
Whooo!
Mmm.
So the first step in the suggest-i-pe,
which included no instructions at all, whatsoever.
Is to figure out how to make popcorn in a jiffy.
Hey guys, did you know popcorn's really good for jiffing?
For those of you that don't have Jiffy Pop
in your country, this is called Jiffy Pop.
I broke it.
Hey, you guys remember
the last time I made Jiffy Pop, right?
(coughing)
Look inside your Jiffy Pop and try
and understand what's happened.
So, today's going to be a little bit different.
Oh! It's on fire!
Is it just me, or has something gone awry?
Put on pan, did that.
Continue to shake back and forth, I did that.
Nowhere on here does it say, "Might catch fire."
It's not a big fire.
Anyway, debacle resolved.
We've now removed all paper from it,
and are hoping for the best and giving it another go.
There you go, now you can see the magic.
Guys, what do you call it when
they bio-engineer entertainment news?
Pop cultures.
Let me just say, last time I did this,
there was an electrical fire.
So we're really getting better.
Oh yeah, Jiffy Pop.
Wait! Hanna, stop just eating all the popcorn.
This is a suggest-i-pe.
The suggestion is Nutella and
take all your popcorn, add it to your mixing bowl.
Is this a pot and not a mixing bowl?
Yes. No judging.
Oo!
Can you see that? Oh yeah.
My favorite popcorn, are the kernels
that aren't fully cooked.
Oh, look at all that potential energy. Oop.
Guys, look at all the little popcorn kernels
that didn't get popped.
Sure, we have all these popped kernels around them,
but just because one kernel popped
faster than you did, doesn't mean
you shouldn't still apply yourself and try.
However, I will say that sometimes
kernels choose not to apply themselves,
and forgo the potential of their popped popcorn life,
because they're afraid of getting burnt.
But you know what? That's a reality you have to face.
That's a reality you have to accept.
Sometimes, you're gonna get burned.
That's okay. You're still delicious.
Also charcoal is good for digestion.
Mm.
My god, look at this one, though. Blech, blech.
The next step in making Nutella popcorn is adding Nutella.
Delicious, delicious Nutella. (kissing noises)
I love that Nutella comes with
this pretty, little, gold seal.
It makes me feel like I've won a special prize.
Now take the delicious, amazing, God-send that is Nutella,
and put it in your mouth.
Mmm!
Wait, it's a suggest-i-pe,
can this count as Nutella popcorn?
Yes, Ollie, I am your mom.
Mmm. Uh oh, the camera tilted down on it's own.
Ghost! Ghost!
Mmm. (off screen laughing)
Now try and--oh, okay.
Oh, mother of God, yes.
Look at this. Wow! Nutella popcorn.
Mmm. And now you have a salty, sweet,
delightful treat called Nutella popcorn.
Thank you so much, holytrinityofyoutube.(slurs).com,
for your excellent suggestion.
This was like a Holy Trinity of YouTube.
It was salty, it was sweet, it was crunchy.
And that's it, 'cause it takes three things
to make a trinity.
Mm. Mm. Watch out for the ones that aren't popped.
Anyway guys, what I'm trying to say is this,
don't live your life like an unpopped kernel,
that sits around, watching,
as the other kernels pop around them.
What you need to do is spend less time observing
the apparent success of others,
and focus more on building your own.
Don't be bitter. That's just another word for quitter.
Love, Hanna.
Anyway guys, hope that message
wasn't too much maximum realness.
What is maximum realness is
how delicious Nutella popcorn is, Jesus Christ.
If you guys want to watch more of me,
subscribe to my channel for new content
every Tuesday and Thursday.
And, if you want to submit a suggest-i-pe,
submit them in the comments below.
Mwah. Have a good day. Oh, I can't touch my camera.
My hands are too sticky.
Worth it.