I'm ready! I'm ready!
[music playing]
Wow, four stingers.
[buzzing]
[quacking]
Ooh!
Ah!
[laughing]
Ah!
Ha-ha-ha!
There's evil afoot!
Wha-- evil!
Evil!
Where's the buoy?
[blabbering]
Evil!
[inhaling]
Ah-choo!
What do you do next?
- Floor it? - Yes-- No!
- No, don't floor it. - Floor it?
No, no, no, don't floor it!
- OK, floor it! - No!
No, no, no!
Oh, SpongeBob.
Why?
[music playing]
Hello?
[music playing]
[cheering]
You're-- You're Captain Man!
That for the first time Captain Man wasn't working alone?
That's correct.
It appears Captain Man has teamed up with a new sidekick,
who apparently goes by the name Kid Danger.
I saved you a trip downstairs and got that stuff you needed.
The lactose criticum protein, sodium chloride crystals sucrose
and Gallus Gallus ovum?
Uh, you mean milk, flour, salt, sugar and eggs?
You say tomato, I say solanum lycopersicum.
What is that smell?
It's just Lily will a full diaper.
Pooh-pooh.
I will protect all of you.
For I am Cadet Lincoln.
Highly trained student of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters.
Or ARGGH!
Hey Lori, I found your phone.
Gimme that! How many time do I have to tell you
to keep your hands off my stuff?
Hello? Oh, hi Bobby.
No, I didn't text you to call me, but I'm glad you did.
Thanks for nothing, twerp.
- Let me go! - Say you're sorry.
- I'm sorry! - And what are you sorry for?
For saying you're aggressive.
[groaning]
And what am I again?
- Pretty and sweet. - Thank you.
Just taking some pics of my robot sculpture.
Smile!
Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham?
Why don't you guys call your show iCarly?
You know, I... Internet.
Carly... you.
I like it.
Hey there, people of Earth.
I'm Carly Shay and this is our very first webcast
of a little show we call iCarly.
- She's Carly. - She's Sam.
- Sam I am. - Carly.
- Sam. - I think they're clear.
Our tech producer Freddie has preset a special timer.
We don't know when it's gonna go off.
But when it does, you're gonna see some...
Random Dancing!
[music playing]
- Cow... - A...
- Bun... - Ga!
Cannon ball!
- You apologize to the dog thingy. - Let's do this!
April O'Neil!
Oh my gosh, she just ran in!
[groaning]
Cowabunga!
[yelling]
[music playing]
I'm not impressed.
I am so impressed!
♪ I thought you were hot Now I know you're not ♪
Smoke machine! Lights!
Tasty lean!
[playing guitar]
Hit it, sis.
I'll get forks.
I'll get the lemonade!
And I'll eat dessert.
Max, that's for later.
Says who?
Me. Now let it go.
Suit yourself.
You know, I may have missed my show,
but sometimes it's not about being there first.
Sometimes, it's about being there together.
- All of us. - You forgot me.