Hey there everyone so today I’m here with my friend Fiona who comes from Australia where
me and Dodie currently are.
And she’s going to teach me some Australian slang.
And what British people refer to as a terrible excuse for a British accent: my Australian
accent.
It’s gonna be hard to improve perfection, but we’re gonna do our best.
Well let’s get started!
G’day and stuff!
Let’s start with some Australian words.
First one: what is swag?
Swiggity swag?
No, swag in Australia.
Ya know like when you drop a hot album as Justin Bieber and you’re like swiggity swag
put it in the bag.
You just said one word nice there.
Bieber No
Bag?
Mmhmm What?
Expand on that.
Oh!
Stuff we all get.
Free stuff you get.
It’s actually a sleeping bag or a tent.
A combo of the two that you take that bag with you.
A swag.
Girl’s got swag cause she’s sleeping over my house; we’re having a slumber party.
The word is tucker.
As in give the ball to Tucker.
Not at all correct.
Like from Hey Arnold!
Literally not correct.
Tucker is when you tuck in your clothing.
Tucker your lips.
Close!
You’re in the right region!
It’s food.
How is that…?
Like oh would you like some tucker?
Food is one syllable!
Okay…
And tucker is 2.
Ceebs.
CBS?
Can’t be...
Is ceebs an abbreviation?
It’s like you’re shortening a word.
And saying ceebs.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Ceebs is just CBF.
Oh that’s what I wanted to say when I said CBS!
Yeah I know.
But it’s legit we can’t be bothered to say CBF so we just go ceebs.
I knew that.
Literally that’s what I was thinking.
I knew that.
I said the wrong letter.
A bogan.
A bogan is a chav.
Roughly a white trash mother effer.
Yeah you got one!
I’m prouda you.
What is schoolies?
People that… kids?
Kids?
Children?
Incorrect.
People that go to school…fish?
Like a school of fish.
That would actually be the cutest thing!
That’s cute, but also incorrect.
But that’s adorable I like that.
So you’re 18 and you go on schoolies.
So you just go to the beach and get drunk for a week.
It’s normally on the Gold Coast.
So it’s like freshers except…. except no, not at all.
So you’re done.
Fresher’s is when you start school and get drunk.
This one you end school.
Literally to celebrate finishing school you go to the beach and get really really drunk
for a week.
It’s good it’s yeah.
What are toolies?
Men that don’t treat the women right.
Correct, but not in this context.
Toolies are when you leave your second year and get drunk.
If it’s not your graduating year, but you go to schoolies anyway to like get drunk and
hit on girls and you’re just a bit of a tool.
Yeah.
Arvo.
Afternoon.
Well done!
Proud of you!
This arvo we’re gonna watch Argo.
Are we?
No, I didn’t really like that movie.
Yeah I wasn’t a fan.
Cheeky bev.
That is a beverage.
A drink.
It’s the same in Scotland basically; I learned this.
Oh it’s a bevvy in Scotland, but it sounds the same.
True yeah no that’s right.
Ambo.
A hambone.
A hambone?
Incorrect.
Just goin’ for a cheeky ambo!
Ambo.
A radio?
Incorrect.
I’ve had too many cheeky bevs; I need to call an ambo.
An ambulance?
Alriht.
What is a bottle-o?
Australian super hero.
Bottle-o is the bottle with arms and legs.
I’ll just edit one right here.
And he saves the day and gives you cheeky bevs.
Bottle opener.
Incorrect.
It’s actually a place where you buy alcohol.
In Australia…
It’s a liquor store.
Yeah.
They have drive-thru bottle-o’s.
Cause Straya.
I don’t think you should be able to drive through and buy alcohol.
No, that’s Straya so.
I’ll take a large bev.
Yeah.
Root.
Dodie.
Mmmm…..
Sorry??
Do you know the meaning of the word root in Australia?
Oh root!
When you are rude!
Incorrect.
Root is not grass.
It’s not smoking.
To root Dodie.
Oh no!
*laughter* Put my willy in her woohoo.
Sex.
Nooooo!
Please.
That’s why it was so funny when you said root.
Root Dodie.
I thought you said rude and she’s been rude today.
Oh alright.
Excuse me??
Budgy Smuggler.
Someone who’s trying to save money.
I quite like that like that!
Like a budget smuggler!
Yeah I like that!
Not right but…
Do they have big stomachs and they’re a little pudgy.
And they’re smuggling some donuts.
I’m not going to actually put a label on anything.
But that’s not what it is.
Ooo is it a maxi pad?
Why would we call it a budgy smuggler??
Why do you call anything things here?
Because you use it down under.
Here’s Tony Abbott in a budgy smuggler.
Oh a speedo.
Speedo.
Isn’t that a nice image of our prime minister?
Isn’t he beautiful?
Durry.
D’real.
I’m d’real MVP.
Is that what we’re going for?
Is that your final answer?
Yeah.
It’s a cigarette.
A cigarette?!
Yeah.
Is there a brand called durry?
I don’t think so.
I think it’s just Australians like “I’m gonna go have a durry"
What is footie?
That is Australian Football which isn’t football or American football.
It is!
Well done I’m proud of you!
It’s like a weird combo of that and rugby.
Cubby House A cubby house is a little house outside of
your own house where you take a poo.
It’s like a cubby hole except an entire house full of things that you put stuff in.
I don’t know what a cubby hole is but…
You don’t know what a cubby hole is??
It’s like a treehouse, but we just call it a cubby house.
Like a club house but with an L. Like li’l cubby house is a club house for
kids.
I literally have no idea where it came from.
What’s a hoon.
I was driving to the Great Ocean Walk yesterday and we saw a sign that said something about
hoon.
And I was like what is a hoon?
Is it half noon?
No, but that’s good!
I like your thought process like your kindof intelligent!
It’s a hooligan.
It means drag racing you freikin idiot!
Are you kidding?
No!
Fake Australian.
I thought it was hooligan!
No!
What is wrong with you!?
You think there are signs on the motorway that say Don’t be a hooligan!
It’s unsafe for driving!
That was a homeless person that got into the house.
I’m really sorry about her guys.
The security in Australia isn’t the best.
I apologise/ Okay, your final word is goon.
A goon is an idiot.
It’s really cheap wine in a box.
So you see who can skull the goon out of the silver pillow the quickest and then if you
win you get to wear the box on your head as a crown.
G’day mate!
Yesterday I had some goon.
Cheeky bev really.
Ended up drinking too much goon.
Went in an ambo.
That’s just English!
I can’t ever do any accent.
It’s so upsetting.
I’m just gonna work on my British; I can’t do this.
There’s like 8 syllables to an Australian’s no.
It’s the same as an Irish now.
I wanna hear like Bribry say now now.
Yeah.
Now now.
You did your best and that’s all we can really ask for.
Well thanks everyone for watching.
Hope you’ve enjoyed this lovely video and hope learned things.
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Also check out Fiona’s channel which’ll be in the description.
Other than that, I’ll see you guys next week with a special video.
Good bye!
*cue catchy whistling outro tune* *swoosh*
What do Australians drink?
Seawater?
We drink goon.
Listen to doddleoddle do a pee.
It’s Dodie’s skirt!
New Zealand had no noises except for those fax machine birds.
*unintelligible noise resembling a dial-up tone to resemble a magpie*