-Hi. I'm Fred. -Hi, America. I'm Maya Rudolph.
-And we're gonna do some jingles for...
-Random -- Random objects?
-...some of these objects. Yeah.
-Like, important objects, but they're pretty random.
-And these jingles are gonna be important.
-Yeah.
-We're not gonna throw out these melodies.
This is -- These are melodies we care about.
-Yeah. I mean, we -- we truly care.
Okay? You good?
-Yeah.
-Hats for dogs.
-♪ Well, it's easy ♪ -♪ Easy ♪
-♪ To give a dog a hat ♪ -♪ A hat ♪
-♪ It's easy ♪
-♪ To give a dog a bone ♪
-♪ It's easy ♪
♪ To give a dog a hat ♪
-That was sort of minor key, more minor chord,
but some jingles are that way.
-Electric scooters.
[ Beatboxing ]
-♪ Bzzt, bzzt ♪ -♪ Eek, eek ♪
-♪ Bzzt, bzzt ♪
-♪ Electric scooters ♪
♪ Electric scooters ♪
-♪ Electric scooters ♪
-[ Imitates scooter engine revving ]
-Yeah. That --
That's an ending I'm personally proud of.
-Yeah.
-Took us a long time,
and we fought about it a lot.
Chain wallets.
-Chain wallets. -Mm-hmm.
-[ Vocalizing rock 'n' roll music ]
-♪ You got your chain ♪
♪ You got your wallet ♪
♪ What do you do? ♪
♪ You make a, a chain wallet ♪
-♪ A chain wallet ♪
♪ A chain wallet ♪
-♪ A cha-cha-cha-chain wallet ♪ -♪ Chain wallet ♪
-♪ A chain wallet ♪
-It's a chain wallet. Aw, shucks.
Right?
-Yeah.
-All right, this one --
this one, we won -- we won a Jinky for.
[ Laughs ]
-The "Aw, shucks" guy was --
[ Both laugh ]
He got it as a gift, right?
-Yeah. -So he's like, "Aw, shucks."
-"Aw, shucks" when they handed it to him.
Okay. This one's a -- This one's a big one.
This one was a big one for our career -- cabbage.
-[ Vocalizing ]
♪ Do, do-do, do-do, do-do, do ♪ -♪ Do-do, do-do, do ♪
♪ Cabbage ♪
-That's it.
-This one is Keanu Reeves
'cause everybody knows this is a random object.
-Yeah.
♪ Hey, you ♪
♪ Hey, you, don't you want Keanu? ♪
-♪ Hey, you ♪
♪ Hey, you ♪
♪ Hey, you, don't you want to know Keanu? ♪
-♪ A DVD, a CD, video or streaming ♪
♪ I say, hey, you ♪
♪ Don't you want Keanu? ♪
-And the answer is yes. The answer is absolutely.
-Ye-- Yeah. Yes.
-Lederhosen.
-♪ While in Mexico, we like to wear lederhosen ♪
♪ In Mexico, we like to wear lederhosen ♪
-♪ In Peru, we like to wear Lederhosen ♪
♪ And in Chile, we like to wear Lederhosen ♪
♪ In Brazil, we like to wear Lederhosen ♪
-♪ In Paris, we love to wear lederhosen ♪
♪ In Anaheim, we like to wear Lederhosen ♪
[ Laughs ]
-It goes on much, much longer.
-There are so many places you can go.
-It goes through South America
and then Paris and then over to Anaheim.
-In Detroit, we like to wear Lederhosen.
-And in Canada, yeah, we like to wear Lederhosen.
-Mm-hmm.
A lot of people wear it there.
Surfing.
Oh.
[ Laughing ] I'm sorry.
[ Snorts ]
-[ Imitates dramatic violin music ]
♪ Oh, surf, surf ♪
-♪ Surfing, surfing ♪
[ Both imitate dramatic string music ]
-Surfing is a way of life.
Surfing is an art.
Surfing is what you do with your heart.
Surfing.
-[ Imitates percussion breakdown ]
[ Both imitate percussion breakdown ]
-Surfing.
[ Both laugh ] -Okay.
-The ending, we're working on it still.
-Yeah, we disagreed a lot,
and we went to court a couple times about it.
-Yeah. Tennis court.
No, seriously, real court.
I made it a tennis-court joke,
but for real, like, we went to court.
-It was the People's Court.
[ Both chuckle ]
Do we have more?
A half-eaten jar of pickles in the back of the fridge.
[ Smacks lips ] Okay.
-♪ There's a half-eaten pickle in the jar in the fridge ♪
♪ There's a half-eaten pickle in the jar in the fridge ♪
-♪ There's a half-eaten pickle in the jar in the fridge ♪
-♪ Half-eaten pickle ♪
-♪ There's a half-eaten pickle in the jar in the fridge ♪
-♪ Half-eaten pickle ♪
-♪ There's a half-eaten pickle in the jar in the fridge ♪
-♪ Half-eaten pickle ♪
-♪ There's a half-eaten pickle in the jar in the fridge ♪
-♪ In the back of the fridge ♪
-That's a cover. -Mm-hmm.
-We did not make that up. -Phoebe Snow
originally recorded that.
-Yeah, so, hope we got the rights to it.
-Half pipes.
-♪ Well, there's a whole pipe ♪
♪ There's a whole pipe ♪
♪ And next door, there's a half pipe ♪
♪ Next door, there's a half pipe ♪
♪ Better than a quarter pipe ♪
♪ Ladies and gentlemen, it's a half pipe ♪
And here comes the star!
-Yo! It's Rodrigo!
[ Laughs ]
-That's a jingle more for Rodrigo.
He was huge.
-He had a show called "Half Pipes."
-And he was -- I mean, to see him, it goes without words.
Like, to describe what he did,
I just was like, "How did he -- but"...
-I don't understand. -He just, like -- and then he --
-Yeah. -All right.
-Whatever you say, dude. Last one?
-Whatever you say. Last one.
-Googly eyes.
♪ Googly eyes ♪
♪ You've got those googly eyes ♪
♪ Everybody wants googly eyes ♪
♪ In the morning, googly eyes ♪
♪ Googly eyes ♪
♪ In the evening, googly eyes ♪
♪ Googly eyes ♪
♪ Mm, for breakfast, googly eyes ♪
-All right. Let me hear it back.
[ Laughter ]
♪ Googly eyes ♪
[ Humming indistinctly ]
It's great. Yeah. -Is it good?
-I think we've got it. -All right. That's a wrap.
Great. -Yeah, and I'll upload it.
I'm gonna send it to you.
-Will you -- I have a DAT machine at home.
Can you send it to my DAT machine?
-[ Laughs ] -Make me a DAT.