(lightning crashing)
(screaming)
(thunder rumbling)
I'm going to drain your energy.
(maniacal laughter)
Hello there and welcome, I'm Perry Digm.
And I'm Terri Barrier.
Well, it's that time of year again when the veil is thin.
You're in for a treat this Hallows' Eve.
Perry, you're a vampire, great costume.
Oh, I'm no ordinary vampire.
I'm an energy vampire.
Yay, you're an energy vampire!
What's an energy vampire?
One that feeds off the energy of others.
It's a way of life, really, Terri.
Oh, feeding off the energy, oh,
but isn't there enough energy
to go around for everyone, Perry?
Unfortunately not, Terry, there's a limited supply.
You got to get all the energy you can.
Woo, that sounds fun.
How does one get energy?
Great question, Terri.
That's what we'll be answering in today's episode.
(doorbell ringing)
Trick or treat.
Oh, hey, ready for some candy?
Here yo go.
All right, well, have a good night.
More.
(laughs) Okay, sure.
Here you go.
More.
(gunting)
I'm out.
That's the spirit.
You see, when I meet someone,
I like to leave myself with the impression of increase.
Oh, that sounds so good.
But doesn't that leave other people
with the impression of decrease?
Nah, it's like trick or treating, they give it away.
You see, my favorite place to get energy is at parties,
especially parties with corners.
(partygoers talking) (party music playing)
You see, the first step is to get their attention,
knock down their boundaries and get them to let you in.
Now think, people are kind of like batteries.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, like the battery on my cell phone.
Precisely.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Let these lines represent levels of energy.
If you're down there, you want to target someone up there.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me--
Whoa!
(hissing menacingly)
Great zombie costume.
You know, with Kirlian photography,
we're able to photograph the massive energy
leaving the person's body into you.
Hey, Perry.
Did you know that I actually love Halloween
because every Halloween, like for ever,
I like to cook up a batch of habit soup.
You mean rabbit soup?
Oh no, habit soup.
It's kind of like chicken soup.
The recipe is so easy.
Want to know it?
Okay.
Okay, okay, listen up, listen up.
Oh, so fun.
But Perry, I thought that Halloween
was also about giving candy, not just taking?
Am I right, or am I wrong?
Am I right, am I wrong?
I mean, I'm just wondering.
Do you think that maybe this would be
a good time to possibly self-reflect?
Terry, I don't have a reflection.
If you want to survive, you've got to feed.
Well, there you have it.
Thank you for joining us
on today's episode of The Comfort Zone.
This is Perry Digm.
And I'm Terry Barrier.
And remember, drain 'em dry.
Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween!