♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Yo, lemme get Justina ♪
♪ And here we go ♪
♪ Justina let's have a heart to heart ♪
♪ You got the voice of Marge Simpson and the body of Bart ♪
♪ We in Atlanta and I immediately thought of you ♪
♪ That outfit, damn, that's an affordable prostitute ♪
- [Audience] Ooh! (bell dings)
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- Let's go! ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- Do the Maddy Miss-Step.
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- [Nick] She gonna break some (censored).
♪ Hey, hey, hey, come on step in time ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
(buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing)
(audience cheering)
- What up! How you do? (laughing)
Okay, so what's the vibe Nick?
So remember when we hooked up?
I know you're like, which time?
(audience laughing) (D-Wrek laughing)
But remember we hooked up and I was like "I have an IUD"?
So I mixed it up, I actually have a DUI.
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
It's crazy, I always mix it up.
Yeah, so, okay. (laughing)
♪ Hey, I almost said in the classroom ♪
♪ Come on get that head in the classroom ♪
♪ I think I need my meds in the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick her out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm in the classroom ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ I'm in the classroom ♪
- Your answer is men's biggest insecurities.
- What is, he seems pretty confident
but I'd be pretty insecure
if I had a kitchen sponge on my head like DC Young Fly.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
- He's on your team.
- Your answer is songs on DJ D-Wrek's favorite playlist.
(buzzer chirps)
- What is Gigolo, 'cause you're Nick Cannon's bitch?
(audience laughing)
- The crowd liked that one. (bell dings)
- Okay, all right, okay, okay.
It's been a long time so I've gotta explain the rules, okay?
Two shakey's and you're outta here.
Take too long and you're gone.
Stay in your lane, okay, just stay in your lane.
That's all I ask.
I need the Old School to step up.
New School, I need you to step up.
(audience cheering)
Okay?
Excuse me, B. Simone, who do you want?
- I want whoever won me.
- [Nick] Ooh.
- Okay.
(audience cheering) - Talkin' that talk.
- Maddy, I need you here, that's where I want ya.
- All right, I want her.
- Okay. B, ya ready? - I'm ready.
- Maddy, ya ready? - I'm ready.
- Wild'er out!
- Security, seat filler onstage!
Seatfiller's on the stage, security.
- [Audience] Ooh!
- Oh. Okay. All right.
I'm a little intimidated.
I can't believe I get to battle Sisqo, but, uh.
- [Audience] Ooh!
- Yeah, if she was a condiment, what you think she'd be?
Ah, I'm gonna say hot sauce
'cause that (censored) is burning.
- [Audience] Whoa!
- All right, all right, I read your book.
Tell your writer I loved it.
(audience laughing) (D-Wrek laughing)
- See there's two white girls on stage.
She's the most talented.
No, not 'cause you're funny,
'cause you suck (censored ) very well.
(audience laughing)
- Wait, let me just say this.
How'd you lose weight and still look the same?
(audience laughing)
(whistle trills)
- You, out! - Okay.
- Got damned!
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Give me Deray Davis, I need you here.
(audience cheering)
- Maddy, I need you here. (audience cheering)
- [Nick] Mad with fatty, uh-oh.
- Maddy, ya ready? - Ready.
- Deray, ya ready? - Yes.
- Wild'er out!
(audience cheering)
- You look unseasoned. (audience laughing)
- All right, all right.
You look like you (censored) ass out of a to-go box.
(audience laughing)
- You look like your missionary position
and doggy-style feel the same.
- [Audience] Oh. - Oh, okay. Hey man,
your braids are falling off just like you did in 2004.
- [Audience] Ooh.
- You look like a damn-damn girl.
I look at your Instagram, "Damn!",
in person, "Damn."
(audience laughing) - Oh, okay.
Those braids came with an Alicia Keys album.
(audience laughing)
(whistle trills) - They did it.
♪ I keep on falling outta this game ♪
(audience laughing)
(audience cheering)
(whistle trills) - You, out!
- Got damned! (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - That was a good one,
that was a good one.
- Your topic is On TikTok.
♪ I'm a savage ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ I hit the whoa ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Corvette, Corvette ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ I do the Crip Walk ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Bust it ♪
(audience cheering)
- [Nick] Maddy with the fatty.
- Thank God. (bell dings)
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is traffic.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ This traffic's never gonna end ♪
♪ I'll show you my rear end ♪
(audience laughing) ♪ Your rear end ♪
♪ I'm gripping the clutch. ♪
♪ If I get your rear end, it would not be much ♪
♪ Would not be much that's the name of my game ♪
♪ Like Eman says, stay in your lane ♪
♪ Stay in my lane, forget that, I'm changing ♪
♪ The way that you drive, I can tell you Caucasian ♪
♪ I am Caucasian and I'll tell the crowd ♪
♪ Tonight, I'm riding 85 South ♪
♪ 85 South, oh you go the same ♪
♪ It ain't no more traffic, she riding the train ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Ahhh, choo-choo mother(censored) ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ I'll give you $10 for those cuffs, that's right ♪
♪ I'll let Nick use them on me tonight ♪
(bell dings) ♪ And one more request ♪
♪ For you Mr. give me that hat from Pharrell's twin sister ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ Give you $10 for that mask ♪
♪ I got it as a bikini bottom for my flat ass ♪
♪ But that tampon, yo, I do not need ♪
♪ I go raw 'cause I got that IUD ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ Only got $10, so let me holla ♪
♪ I'm gonna need that water that's in that bottle ♪
♪ Lemme get that cane, okay, my friend ♪
♪ I saw my man last night and now I'm not walking straight ♪
♪ Hey, 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- All right, all right, ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause you know I haven't had time to shave lately.
- [D-Wrek] Oh God.
- But my man's a Republican so he loves bush.
Hey!
- Hold on, I just, hold on, I just wanna let her finish.
(crickets chirping)
- That's a cricket. - That's crickets.
- I wanted you to get the full effect.
- D-Wrek likes bush too mother(censored)
♪ The back seat of my ride, go, go ♪
♪ The back seat of my ride ♪
♪ The back seat of your ride you and your uncle kissing ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, you in, you hittin' ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, hell naw, you trippin' ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, well for you, I'm spittin' ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, where did your ass go ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, that (censored) it, yo ♪
♪ The back seat of your ride, you don't use seasoning ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, yeah you know I do ♪
♪ Got the lemon pepper and the Old Bay in my ride with you ♪
- Ooh! (bell dings)
- You don't, she don't know what none
of those seasonings are, Nick.
- On the gang!
- Chain gang, chain gang.
Chain. (laughing)
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
You guys said this was hard,
this the easiest game in the world (censored).
(audience cheering)
♪ Knock, knock, it's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Maddy ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I don't want clout ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I wanna know if you can blow my back out ♪
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ah, it's my birthday ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ah ♪
- Ya scene is the last supper.
- [Nick] That picture dope, I need that.
- That is fine. - Let's go Brady, let's go.
- Oh, damn. y'all are starving on this show.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
I'm going back to NBC, don't worry, I'm going.
(audience laughing)
- That's better.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Your scene is the moment of conception.
- Oh, we did it man. (laughing)
- We here. - We made it. Yeah!
- Yo, wait, wait, yo.
What? What is all these tonsils and throat?
Is this a tongue? - Oh, the teeth.
- Oh. this the throat.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Hey anyone want dessert?
'Cause I got a cream pie. (laughing)
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ Wild style ♪
♪ Yo, lemme get Justina ♪
♪ And here we go ♪
♪ Justina let's have a heart to heart ♪
♪ You got the voice of Marge Simpson and the body of Bart ♪
♪ We in Atlanta and I immediately thought of you ♪
♪ That outfit, damn, that's an affordable prostitute ♪
- [Audience] Ooh! (bell dings)
♪ Wild style ♪
♪ Uh-Huh, yeah, look ♪
♪ She calling me a prostitute like she thought it's funny ♪
♪ Well last night I took all your man's money ♪
- Hold on. - Call crickets.
♪ Nick wants someone to wild out, so chill ♪
♪ Let me go ♪
♪ Gotta do it now since they be stingy with the episodes ♪
♪ Hey yo Bobby, you short black bobby pin ♪
♪ If I had a dog door, you could walk right in ♪
♪ By I now I should be in there ♪
♪ But I don't even need to flex ♪
♪ Justina with me we fixin' to ball on y'all ♪
♪ We don't need to stretch ♪
♪ Is it me or DC look like a Chia Pet ♪
♪ And yo, V, you pretty, but we ain't see it ♪
- [Audience] Ooh! (bell dings)
- Wait, wait, wait. - Hold on.
- That was like three, four bars in there.
- All right, all right, let's uh, let's wrap this up.
Old School, I wanna show you love,
but you remind me of soap 'cause y'all are washed up.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
- Yeah, boo. - Okay.
- Deray, Deray.
- Yes ma'am.
- And you, I don't trust.
You so old, you (censored) dust.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- That's crazy. - Oh, that's funny.
- I knew you was gonna say that, even before you begin,
hold up, wait, you got a little dust on your chin.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- Let's go, Ray, let's go!
- Let's go, Ray.