- Oh, whoa! - I can't feel anything right now.
- Ahhh! - (PvF) Welcome to Hot Dumbz!
- Ohhh! - Hot Dumbz?!
- Oh, no! - Yeah, that one.
♪ (rock intro) ♪
- (PvF) Each of you is gonna take a big ol' bite of a wing
sensually slathered with the super sizzlin' Da Bomb Hot Sauce
from Hot Ones. And then, once your mouth hole
is on fire and your brain is cooking, you're gonna have 90 seconds
to answer as many elementary level trivia questions
and prompts as possible. - Good. I could use it
as an excuse because I probably don't even know the right answer, so...
- Is this a team effort? - (PvF) No, one at a time.
- Oh, perfect. - (laughs)
- (PvF) Do you guys watch Hot Ones? - Yes.
- (PvF) So, you guys know all about Da Bomb.
- Yeah. I feel like they're overreacting.
- (PvF) You do? - Yeah. Sometimes, I'm like,
dude, cap. There's no way.
You just wanna be fun. - (laughs)
I don't think it's fake. I think it's very spicy.
And I don't I don't know how I'm gonna fare.
- (PvF) Okay. - But I'll try my best.
- (PvF) Okay. Jaime, how you feeling?
- I'm pretty good with spice. - (PvF) Izzy, you're up first.
- Goddammit! - (gasps) Wooo!
You guys have given me a hot sauce here,
but I didn't know what it was. Was it Da Bomb?
- (PvF) It was Da Bomb! - Oh, [censored] no.
- (PvF laughs) There you go. Look at that presentation!
Chef Ash, everybody! - Thank you, Ash. Yay.
You know, there's spice that tastes good.
And then there's spice that's just ass.
And that's Da Bomb. (laughs) - (PvF laughs)
Are you ready? - No. Okay.
- You ready? - No. Yeah. Okay.
- Okay, take a big bite. - (fake cries)
It tastes so bad. - (PvF) What does it taste like?
- Like ass. - (PvF) Do not touch your eyes.
- Ahhh. - (PvF) Are you ready
to play Hot Dumbz? - Yeah.
- (PvF) You put that down. - Okay!
- (PvF) Put that down until I say go. - I have the hiccups.
It's so bad! - (PvF) All right, here we go.
Are you ready? Three, two, one, go! - Okay!
- (PvF) How many days are in the month of September?
- Bitch, what? - (PvF) How many days
are in the month of September? - I don't know! 30!
- (PvF) Correct! - Ahhhh!
- (PvF) Name one Canadian province. - I don't [censored] know!
- (PvF) Pass! Say pass! - Pass!
- (PvF) What's the third planet from the sun?
- Oh my god. Is it [censored] Earth?
- (PvF) Yes, correct! - (laughs)
- (PvF) Blue plus red equals? - Purple!
- (PvF) Correct! Name all the Spice Girls.
- What?! - Name all the Spice--
- Victoria! - (PvF) No!
- Okay, pass! - (PvF laughs) Spell banana.
- Oh god, B-A-N-ANA-NAN-- oh my god! - (PvF laughs) Was that good?
- I'm gonna die! B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
- (PvF) You said "bananas." Incorrect!
- [Censored]! - Do the drum solo
from Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight."
- ♪ (drums on table)♪ - (PvF) Oh, incorrect!
- Bitch! - (PvF) Rub-a-dub-dub,
three men in a tub. Who are they?
- I don't [censored] know! - (PvF) Say pass.
- The Beatles. - (PvF) Say pass!
- Pass. - (PvF) How many continents
are there? - (muffled) There are seven.
- (PvF) Seven? - Yeah.
- (PvF) Correct! - What sound does a turkey make?
- Gobble-gobble! - (PvF laughs) Correct!
What's the Spanish word for "hot"? - Fuuuudge.
Caliente. - (PvF) Correct!
- Oh! - (PvF) Name the only fruit
with seeds on the outside. - Strawberries!
- (PvF) Correct! - Oh!
- (PvF) For one point, whistle. - (whistles)
- (PvF) Correct! When is the Fourth of July?
- What? - (PvF) When is the Fourth of July?
- What is the Fourth of July? - (PvF) When is the Fourth of July?
- When is the Fourth of July? - (PvF) When is the Fourth--
- You're yelling at me! - (PvF laughs) That's time.
- No!
- (PvF laughs) - I'm [censored] dying!
I'm gonna cry. - (PvF) Okay. How you doing?
- Everything hurts. - Oh my.
- I have so much love for you. Look what she did for you.
- Oh my god. This is ama-- thank you, Ash.
- (PvF) Are you prepared to play some Hot Dumbz, sir?
- Yes, I am. - (PvF) Okay. Take a big
ol' bite, baby! - Ohhh, I'm shaking a little bit.
- (PvF) Go big, baby. Go big.
Oh, you went big. (gasps) Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Oh, whoa! The second it passes your throat.
- (PvF) The hubris. The hubris. You're glowing.
- I feel like I can see the future a little bit.
Can we start? - (PvF) All right, Benison.
- Give it to me. - (PvF) We're gonna start.
90 seconds. In three, two, one! - Ah.
- (PvF) Go! How many days are in the month of September?
- 31! - (PvF) Incorrect!
- Oh, god! - (PvF) Name one California province.
Or sorry, one Canadian province. - Banff?
- (PvF) No! - Province?
- (PvF) What's the third planet from the sun?
- Bro, I don't know this. - (PvF) Say something.
- Earth! - (PvF) Correct!
- Oh! - (PvF) Blue plus red equals?
- Ah? - (PvF) Blue plus red equals?
- Purple, purple! My favorite. Purple, an amazing color.
- (PvF) Name all the Spice Girls. - Spice Girls?
- Salt, pepper, paprika. - (PvF) Incorrect!
Spell banana. - B-A-N-A-N-A.
- (PvF) Correct! - Oh! I almost went--
- (PvF) Do the drum solo from Phil Collins'
"In the Air Tonight." - Do not know that.
- (PvF) Incorrect. (laughs) Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub.
Who are they? - Me.
- (PvF) No! Incorrect! - Joe. Jaxon.
- (PvF) How many continents are there?
- Ahhhh, five?! - (PvF) No, incorrect!
- Seven! - (PvF) Yes, but you were wrong.
What sound does a turkey make? - Bock. A-karrok.
- (PvF) No! (laughs) - Cock-a-doodle-doo!
- (PvF) No! - Turkey? Ooh-ooh-ooh.
- (PvF) What is the Spanish word for "hot"?
- Hot? Caliente! - (PvF) Correct!
Name the only fruit with seeds on the outside.
- Outside? Strawberries! - (PvF) Correct!
For one point, whistle. - (whistles)
- Correct. When is the Fourth of July? - 4th of July!
- (PvF) Correct! Jason Voorhees is what movie franchise?
- Jason who? - Jason Voorhees is
from what movie franchise? - I don't know who that is.
- (PvF) Say "unique New York" five times fast.
- Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York,
unique New York, unique New York! - (PvF) Correct!
- Oh yeah! - (PvF) What rhymes with Regina?
- Regi-- vagina! - (PvF laughs)
- Come on! - (PvF) Compliment me.
- You are beautiful, Joe! - (PvF) Correct!
- Ah, you beautiful man! - (PvF) Name three animals
that start with the letter B. - Bunny. Benison. Bat.
- (PvF) No! (laughs) - Three animals. B.
Benison, bunny, bat. - (PvF) You said bunny?
- Bunny. - (PvF) I heard Benison, Benny, bat.
- Oh! It's okay. - You heard B-- okay,
you heard Benison, bu-- okay, I'll give him the point!
- Thank you. - (PvF) How do you feel?
- A little wet, bruh. - (PvF and Benison laugh)
- I'm sweating in pores I don't know existed.
I can't even feel my lips really. - (PvF) Yeah, what hurts right now?
- My soul. My soul. - (PvF laughs)
How do you feel about your trivia game?
- Like a solid two at trivia. (laughs) - (PvF laughs)
- And that's being generous, so... - (PvF) Oh, no.
- Yeah. Yeah. - (PvF) Okay. I bet it's better
than you think. Are you nervous?
- Bring it. How bad could it be, you know?
- (PvF) I mean, you saw Benison. You haven't seen Izzy
since she died. - Oh yeah, she was--
I saw her too. - (PvF) How is she doing?
- She was eating a celery stick like it was the best thing
on earth, so... - (PvF laughs) Okay.
- Oh my gosh! - (PvF) Look what she did for you!
- (Jaime) Thank you. - (PvF) Look at that work!
Look how she presented that wing for you.
- It smells like a wing. - Yeah, okay.
- Oh! Interesting. - (laughs)
- Okay. - (PvF) It hits you later.
- Yeah. - (PvF) Okay, are you prepared?
- Sure. - (PvF) Take a big ol' bite.
- Okay. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- (PvF) Quality bite, Jaime. - Mmm.
- (PvF) Oh, you like it? You don't like it!
- Mm. - (PvF laughs)
Is that a good "mm" or a bad "mm"?
- Uhhh... (laughs) - (PvF chuckles)
- I see what you did here. - (PvF) Uh-huh.
- Interesting. - (PvF) How's it feel?
What's going on? - I can't feel anything right now.
Yeah. (chuckles) - (PvF) Okay, are you ready to go?
- Yes! - (PvF) Ready to do this?
- Yeah. - (PvF) 90 seconds on the clock
in three, two, one. Go! How many days are in
the month of September? - Good question!
January, February, March, April, May, June, July...
31. - (PvF) Incorrect!
- 30! - (PvF) Name one Canadian province.
- Toronto! - (PvF) Incorrect!
What's the third planet from the sun? - Earth?
- (PvF) Correct! Blue plus red equals?
- Purple. - (PvF) Correct!
Name all the Spice Girls. - (PvF) You can say pass.
- Sporty! - (PvF) Oh, yes!
- Rich! - (PvF) Nope! Say pass!
- Pass! (laughs) - (PvF laughs) Spell banana.
- B-A-N-A-N-A. - (PvF) Correct!
- Oh! - (PvF) Do the drum solo
from Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight."
- Pass! - (PvF laughs) Rub-a-dub-dub,
three men in a tub. Who are they?
- I don't know. Pass! (laughs) - (PvF) How many continents
are there? - Oh! Eight?
- (PvF) No! (laughs) - (laughs)
- (PvF) What sound does a turkey make?
- Ooh-hoo-hoo. - (PvF) Nope. (laughs)
- Pass. - (PvF) What is the Spanish word
for hot? - I don't know! (gasps)
Sie-- no. - (PvF) Ooh. Pass?
- Fuego. - (PvF) Oooh! I'm gonna--
yeah, I think so. - Yes!
- (PvF) Name the only fruit with seeds on the outside.
- Strawberry? - (PvF) Correct.
For one point, whistle. - Oh, I can't whistle. Pass.
- (PvF) When is the Fourth of July?
- When? - (PvF) Yeah.
- Fourth of July. - (PvF) Correct!
- (laughs) - (PvF) Jason Voorhees is
in what movie franchise? - I don't know who that is.
- (PvF) Say "unique New York" five times fast.
- Oh. I can't. I can't. - (PvF) What rhymes with Regina?
- Ooh! I can't say that! - (PvF) Yes, you can say it! Quick!
- Vagina! - (PvF) Correct!
Compliment me! - I love your hat.
- (PvF) Thank you! That's time!
(laughs) - Woo! Ah. Wow.
- (PvF) You did great. - Thank you.
Can I drink beer? - (PvF) Yeah. Go to town.
Does it help? - Well, it helps.
- (PvF) How's your brain feeling? - Oh. It's working.
- (PvF) You're just going to town. - Oh my god.
- I mean, this is People vs. Food. Oh my god.
- (PvF) She's eating everything. - I don't know what works best.
- (PvF) I'm gonna give you just a couple of the other ones
that we didn't get to. - Okay.
- (PvF) Just for funsies, okay? What sound does a turkey make?
"Bock." That's a chicken. - What do turkeys do?!
- Gobble-gobble. - Gobble-gob-- they gobble!
- Gobble-gobble. (laughs) - (PvF laughs)
When is the Fourth of July? - Oh my god. The Fourth of July.
You kept screaming, and it got more intense.
- (PvF) How many continents are there? Seven.
- I was close! - (PvF laughs)
- Forgot about Antarctica, bro.
- (PvF) And which hot Chris plays Thor?
- Chris Hemsworth. - (PvF) Oh, she would have
got that point! - Yeah.
- (PvF) You just scored a touchdown. How many points did you score?
- Six. - (PvF) Correct!
- Rough. - (PvF) Rub-a-dub-dub,
three men in a tub. The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker.
- What did you just say? - Okay. Apparently, I'm the only one
that's heard this nursery rhyme. - Yeah.
- I really thought it was the three of us, Joe.
- (PvF laughs) Wrong tub, dude. - Yeah.
- (PvF) Wrong tub. - Apparently.
- (PvF) Name three animals that start with the letter B.
You're just getting it all over yourself.
- Boar. - (PvF) Okay. And roar.
- Bear! (laughs) - Baby rhino.
- (PvF and Jaime laugh)
- (PvF) You said B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I said, "Spell banana."
- (laughs) I was embracing my inner Gwen Stefani, bro.
- (PvF) ♪ The best part of waking up ♪
- ♪ Is na-na-naaaa ♪ - (PvF laughs)
- That was fun. And I'd do it again.
- I feel great. (giggles) - (PvF laughs)
- It just tastes like ass! Like actual ass, bro.
- Everybody here knows what ass tastes like.
- Oh, that's... yeah.
All right, you three! Congrats on surviving
the Hot Dumbz Gauntlet, kind of. - Kind of.
- (PvF) How are you guys feeling? - I feel good now.
- (PvF) Do you? - Uh-huh.
- Yeah. - (PvF) Yeah, you went first.
Beni, how are you? - I'm just maybe finishing up
a little bit. - (PvF) And Jaime, how are you?
- Great. - (PvF laughs)
What was the worst part of the whole thing?
- Right now. - The immediate pain
that you felt, right? And then every time you answered
a question, your hot-ass breath... - Yo!
- ..would make it spicier! - I was just straight rocket power
to the moon, bro. - Yeah!
- (PvF) Did you learn anything today?
- Oh! They weren't lying! - Who wasn't lying?
- The celebrities. - Oh yeah, Da Bomb is actually
as spicy as it seems on camera. - It hurts.
- (PvF) Guys, the scores have been tabulated.
Drum roll it up. - ♪ (reactors drum on table) ♪
- (PvF) Two of you scored eight points each.
- (girls gasp) - (PvF) And one of you scored 11!
- (girls) Whoa! - Whaat?!
- Jaime, did you-- - Benison!
- Benison? - Maybe.
- (PvF) The winner is... big drum roll!
- ♪ (reactors drum on table) ♪
- (PvF) Benison! - Ahhhhhh!
- Yes! - Yay, Benison!
- I feel extra hot, extra dumb. - Extra hot, extra dumb! I like that!
- Yeah, that was good. - I like that.
- Okay. You guys get a prize if you win the show.
And we're gonna let you spin
the People vs. Food wheel! - (gasps)
Nicole! - Ohhhh!
- Look at her looking beautiful. Look at her.
- Bro, I need to get-- I'm gonna be so upset if I get
anything that's-- dude, bruh. - (Jaime) There's money!
- Ohhhhh! - (girls) Whooooa!
- (Izzy) Steal the prize?! - (PvF) Steal the prize!
- (laughs) Yes! (grunts) - (PvF) Guys, thank you
for competing on Hot Dumbz. You were wonderful.
Congratulations to Beni!
- Woooo! - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Congratulations to both of you.
- (PvF) Nicole, Ash, you can't get out of this.
This is your channel. And as such, you also have
to Hot Dumbz. Take a bite, and I'm gonna hit you
with some questions, end card style.
I'm gonna let it set in, though.
- It already hurts, Joe! - Oh, no. (laughs)
- (PvF) What is a schooner? - A boat?
- (PvF) Correct! Who painted the Mona Lisa?
- da Vinci? - (PvF) Yes.
Nicole, you gotta play the game. (laughs)
How many points is a touchdown worth? - Six?
- (PvF) Correct! Nicole! Wave your arms in the air
like Kermit the Frog freaking out.
- What? - (PvF laughs) Uhh, no.
Incorrect. You guys didn't do it. - Oh, god!
Like and subscribe. Goodbye! - Bye!
I [censored] up so bad.