all right wild cat you ready for this
[ __ ] I I don't know what we're doing but
I'm ready get ready for the greatest
most powerful Hydraulics of all time
yeah in three 2 1
yeah yeah that was
[Music]
awesome Evan I'm coming over to the
thing and we're going to customize my
car okay so just [ __ ] stay there so
you're coming to this garage yeah yeah
yeah I'll be there in an hour this car
is slow as [ __ ] did you buy aat uh it's
a surprise for Evan so I'm not going to
say I'll say it when I get to him you
guys coming me and you are going to
customize what are we customizing
actually I think hey we're customizing
this buddy let's
go you're a [ __ ] Rich yo sick car man
now I got to [ __ ] wait to come back
damn it goes on fire and everything it
changes color you like my [ __ ] flames
it's like a chameleon it changes from
pink to black [ __ ] hate
you why did I get in the back this is
mine no get out this is mine oh you
going to pay ow you can't you can't
drive that Uber Uber Uber pink car get
in the back get the [ __ ] out there we
there no I don't want in the bag I'm not
a child let me out let
me ah ah ah ah your car is you knocked
on the door it's fine it's fine it's
fine we just buff that out what do you
want to do with that car I want to
[ __ ] customize it no no no don't do
that yes we're going to do it dick
cheese or no no no no no don't do that
what the other actions no no no no oh
yeah we are [ __ ] we are not doing it we
are not we are not doing that we're
going to do a real we're not we're not
wasting money on that piece of [ __ ] car
over there yeah we are we're going
[ __ ]
bam hey doy yeah you know who that is
who dad who dead Super
Chicken I'm not a chicken super chicken
man I'm not a chicken look at Super
Chicken I'm an owl ow you don't you
don't oh he's cracking like an owl all
right let's do this let's pip my red
what a piece of [ __ ] oh sweet I'm going
to blow all my [ __ ] money on this
piece of [ __ ] is it really it's not
worth it to make it Pink make it P make
it Pink all right fine [ __ ] it you know
what pink pink pink there you go make
your car talk hey guys how you doing oh
a shifter custom shifter this one has an
eyeball can you guys see this [ __ ] ohen
you see the grenade the grenade one
looks
sick just in case microphone microphone
figure out which one of these we should
do oh that was sick we're coming a
[ __ ] camper event man drunk wow look
at it we can p oh
man it's like a it's like a stage look
at that BAM [ __ ] all right we're done
let's take a look at this [ __ ] how do I
use the Hydra hell yeah yeah we going up
going down going guys where did that
dude come from right please yeah let's
do some right left right like someone's
[ __ ] in this
[ __ ] Play Play that horn play that horn
let's do the
horn oh yeah look at the look at oh man
look at the sound system light up in the
back yeah D we [ __ ] rolling Big Time
Boys Ain't nobody [ __ ] with us I'm
going start rapping man drop some
freestyles SI yo we're rolling in a van
going downtown look out for the bus
there Louis caliber I got no more Rhymes
I'm going keep going cuz I'm a [ __ ]
pig you can suck on my dick call it a
pork chop and then we're going to [ __ ]
on the cops mom spaghetti look w I need
to save all that I need to save all that
okay welcome to using your low rider Van
101 w cat are you ready yeah let's see
this [ __ ] okay on the count of three
say Houdini 1 2
3oud yeah look at that that is fancy as
[ __ ] did you see that what happened try
and jump on it while he goes up and down
killed me Evan just went
[Music]
[ __ ] you broke the door one of your
doors off whoops come on that was an
accident man I promise oh tro just did a
weird dolphin move you guys are breaking
my
[Applause]
doors wait what about the hood what
about the hood yeah that's what I was
just about to
try one
man one swinger for the LA
Lakers on a
mission to do
stuff about that there he goes once
again the
story of the swinger of the LA
Lakers on another mission yet again this
time on a
sidewalk he had the
this is new what is that what is that is
that a shoehorn you just stab him with
the shoehorn oh no no oh no that was a
big long knife machete I'm going to go
get some guns Evan you want to come with
me get some guns let me think about
that I don't know do I really want a gun
right now or do I want to do I want to
do I want to go get a
cheeseburger [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate you
get the machine mistl and a machete yeah
got it swear to God man oh you swear to
God we have we have a
problem don't worry this is easy I can
take care of this oh that's this is it
this is no no this is where this is
where our GTA career ends we're going to
get out of here you can sh Evan all we
got to do is just put our minds to it
man and we just got to
think how are we going to get out of
here no no no no no no no that's not no
that's not what you want to do yeah just
got to think no you got you know the way
you have to think what you got to you
got to do the thinking
Pace
yes okay how the hell how are we getting
out of here they let they let Droid in
and they [ __ ] how how the [ __ ]
hell we get out of here oh you guys can
get in but we can't get out I don't know
they're here to help us they're here to
help us I'm here to help move you have
to [ __ ] have it
Mo yeah
moo yeah
oh
What
mo your character looks so [ __ ]
stupid just doing it just
move you're doing it while staring right
at me I'm ready come on come on guys
work those muscles stretch it out here
we go
no [ __ ] off
[ __ ] I said
[Music]
no yo yo man oh man how gangster do I
look damn damn I look good from
behind all white look at that my ass
looks huge it makes my ass look so big I
got girls coming up to me all the time
like yo can I get some of that dick and
I'm just like nah [ __ ] you just slammed
onto the front of Dr get it going up and
down and then we'll just walk into
it he slipped out of banana field it's
like it punched me in the face
no I can't the that
sh I can't breath dude I just [ __ ]
Patrick starfish and then Evan like did
a
front triple kill he just got a [ __ ]
quad oh Evan just got his spine [ __ ]
up you got some
air oh my God you went flying all right
come on let's go One V one all right you
want to [ __ ] go One V one machetes
only [ __ ] yeah hold on before you
before we do kill that guy behind you
kill that guy behind you he's [ __ ]
yeah that guy get out of the way holy
[ __ ] I stuck that through his skull ho
[ __ ] oh man just got real let's do this
come on ready ready ready hi why am I
attacking the guy he's dead already [ __ ]
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] no GL my territory on go
ready 3 2 1
go I'm going I'm going in
no
yeah man yeah that was so much work for
3 seconds of [ __ ] action and I died
during the first second of the 3 seconds
hold on take my victory pose
[Music]
picture
[ __ ] don't kill us we're only friendly
free range chickens barbecue chicken
barbecue barbecue chicken m did you
smell that chicken you smell that smells
great wait oh God I wonder how dinner
actually die no I survived I didn't
realize it was me all right Evan check
out my sweet new ride you like those
Tunes like the music now check this [ __ ]
out I got some [ __ ] bitching
Hydraulics you ready yeah I'm ready in
three two
one hold
on yeah yeah that was awesome [ __ ]
dude
woo no I didn't get dumb
ass idiot
laugh God I'm so [ __ ]
dumb that laugh [ __ ] my life
[Music]
[Laughter]