- You know how we all just kind of gave up
on Adam Sandler movies?
I'm giving up on strapless bras.
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- This week, we're gonna be trying out different brands
of strapless bras with big boobs.
- I hate strapless bras.
I would rather pull out a dry tampon, than do this,
but here I am.
- I know that obviously bras are supposed to do
most of the support work in the band,
but in reality, the straps hold up
a lot of your boobs as well.
I'm worried about getting through a whole week of work.
It's like having a crotch that you have to adjust,
except there's two of them and they're at eye level.
- My best friends' birthday is on Saturday
and she's having a Moon Bounce at her birthday party
because she hates me.
So let's hope I don't get arrested.
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- Three bras, seven days, no parents,
no rules. - One cup.
- (laughs) One cup.
- [Kristin] This is the Torrid strapless bra.
- It's so thick.
- If someone wanted to kick you in the lady junk,
it would be--
- It's actually bullet-proof, so we'll be fine.
- The band curls under for some reason,
I don't know why that is, but this Torrid bra
at least understands where the boobs are traditionally
located on the human body.
- So I'm actually feeling pretty comfortable right now.
It looked fine under clothes.
It's a little uncomfortable around the band,
but not so much that I notice it.
It's like every second I'm tugging on it.
The under wire is curling into my body.
This bra is making my boobs look gi-normous in this top.
- I think push-up bras are tough.
It's like having stilts.
I don't need my boobs to be bigger,
I just need them to be higher.
- I don't wear tank tops usually
because then your bra straps show.
Maybe now I can wear tank tops out more often.
- [Kristin] This is the Elomi bra.
- This is the bra that everyone wore in the '40s.
- Yeah.
- That were like the pointier the boob,
the more likely you were to get that secretary job.
There's a wire going in the middle of the boob.
- It hurts so much.
- If you told me I could either get my period
every day for the rest of my life
or never have to wear this bra again for one more hour,
I would choose the period thing.
- Does it simultaneously ride up and slink down?
You betcha.
This is a bra that like learned what the human boob
looked like 15 minutes ago.
- I hate this bra so much, I hate this bra so much.
- If you get two sets of googly eyes here,
these are basically frog faces.
My fiancee definitely grabbed one of my boobs
and was like, "that won't do it all."
He said it was like grabbing an upholstered couch.
- I just don't understand.
Were they like, oh, if you can't feel your tits,
that's a good thing?
My boobs would actually just fall out of it
and then the wire would cut so far into my skin,
I thought I was giving myself a tattoo.
- I had to take a break in the middle
because the bras were rubbing me raw on the side
and I had to let my body heal before I could resume.
This is the Wacoal strapless bra, a little bit more simple.
- It's weird because I can already see the sweat marks
in the bra that my boobs are gonna leave.
- It's like really supportive.
It's soft, I feel separated.
It doesn't give me welts, which is a thing
I didn't realize I had to look out for.
I'd just wear this every day and that's a huge compliment.
It was way more comfortable than any strapless bra
needs to be.
I actually got home and spent 20 minutes
without taking it off.
- I feel pretty supported right now, I'm not gonna lie.
No double boob.
The dreaded double boob.
- We're rockin' the Wacoal bra with the
Darth Vader dress.
It doesn't show over the top,
it doesn't cut off your boob in the middle.
I mean normally with a dress like this,
I just wouldn't wear a bra and then just apologize
to everyone I saw, but with this bra,
I feel like it's actually an option.
- It's my own damn fault that I thought a strapless bra
could be on a Moon Bounce, but you know what?
When there's a Moon Bounce at a party,
you fucking get on the Moon Bounce.
Oh God.
Also, my friends are the kind of friends
to point out things.
So they were kind of pointing out that my tit
was in my mouth.
- There were definitely some winners and losers this week.
Wearing a strapless bra is like doing a group project
and two people drop out.
So the rest of it has to hold it up.
- I think I might have scars for the rest of my life.
- The thing that surprised me most
was how much pain I was in after wearing strapless bras
repeatedly for a few days.
- What was cool about this challenge was that
I was forced to wear things that I don't normally wear
to see how it works with a bra.
So dresses, a lot of off the shoulder stuff.
- I didn't realize how uncomfortable I was with my shoulders
until I had to come up with outfits that were
all shoulder-baring.
Honestly, it gave me a new appreciation for the advances
in strapless bra technology.
- Big-boobed friends, you just have to find one
that kind of works.
Don't stress out about strapless bras.
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