- Look at us Tomato
we're two Fortnite skins playing Fortnite.
How meta is this?
- Then what were we doing all those other times?
- Uh.. good question.
Well, let's not put too much thought into it.
Woohoo. Where are we dropping?
Lazy Lake?
- Yeah, all those other new locations give me a headache.
- Lazy Lake it is.
♪ I'm a burger man. ♪
Charred up my Patty up here alone...
- Please God, can we do without the singing?
♪ - Burger Man.. ♪
- Ugh this is going to be a long game. Isn't it?
All right.
Let's find some loot.
Don't wander too far off.
- You got it.
Man, all that singing has me thirsty.
(gulping)
That hit the spot.
Hey tomato got an extra shield potion here for ya.
- Thanks dude.
- Oh, would you look at that?
That's just right in front of my face.
- Burger. Get over here.
There's a gunfight going on.
- It looks like it's going down behind
that convenience store.
Maybe I can grab a smoothie if I'm fast.
They're up here on the Hill.
Let's get them.
(guns firing)
Badabing.
Take that.
- Nice shooting.
(upbeat music)
- Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
Shake this bad boy
- Ugh again with the singing.
- Is that a frog guy here?
It is.
Take that froggy.
Oh, nice.
Some sort of
stink sack.
Well, I'm sure this will come in handy later.
♪ You would not believe your eyes. ♪
If 10 million fireflies,
- dude, if you sing one more song,
I'm rage quitting.
I can't take it anymore.
- Oh fine.
You're such a buzzkill sometimes.
- Hey, there's some slurp jugs up here.
- Well, don't hog them all. Save some for me.
- I'm already shielded up, dude.
They're all yours.
Chill.
- I need it
(suspenseful music)
Ah that hits the spot.
I'm taking fire.
There's a predator up on that roof over there.
- Sit tight.
I'm coming.
(upbeat music)
- Got 'em. The predator has now become the prey.
- The catchphrases could use a little work.
Nice kill though.
His teammates right over here Tomato. I'm taking fire.
- I'll take care of it.
Dude! Don't throw fireflies at me.
- Whoops. My bad.
(guns firing)
Aha Nice teamwork Tomato
♪ patch me up before you go go.. ♪
- Dude! What did I say?
- Whoops. I forgot, my bad.
No more singing.
I promise.
- Get in loser.
We've got more sweats to kill.
- Man, I have so many good songs in my head
for this road trip.
You sure I can't sing?
- Yes. I have never been more sure of anything in my life.
- Oh Fine. At least watch the road you lunatic.
- Let's make a pit stop.
(Upbeat music)
- I think I'm going to hire this dead fire dude
to help us out.
Sound good to you?
- Sure, couldn't hurt.
- Oh my gosh. It's a chicken!
My arch nemesis on the fast food market.
Come here little fella.
Look Tomato, I'm flying!
- Yeah, yeah. Just keep up. Will you?
(triumphant music)
- Uh oh, we got more bad guys behind us
- man. That MPC we hired is totally useless.
- Look alive.
We've got a builder here.
(guns firing)
- Don't worry. I've got them.
Keep an eye out for his teammates.
(guns firing)
- Take that.
- Would you hurry up and get out of the storm?
- Don't worry Tomato. You ever seen
a fast food burger left out for years?
We're super durable.
(guns firing)
- Keep him distracted.
I'm gonna sneak up from behind.
(guns firing)
- Nice work.
I thought I was a goner there for a second.
(upbeat music)
(guns firing)
- Heads up! We've got another one.
Nice shooting Burger.
- We make a good team!
Sounds like we're not out of the woods yet though.
Quick! He's up here.
(guns firing)
No! Tomato!
- You can do this man.
I have faith
(guns firing)
Awesome. Nice shot.
I knew you had it.
- Phew! that was a close one.
Let's get you back on your feet.
(emotional music)
- Ah! I feel like a new man.
Uh Tomato.
- All right.
Look alive.
There's only one duo left.
- I see them! over here.
(suspenseful music)
They're flanking us!
Burger.
Come quick.
- I'll show you to mess with my friend.
(upbeat music)
(guns firing)
Take that.
We're almost out of the woods friend.
- They're coming.
They're coming.
- (together) No.
- So close.
Well we put up a good fight, Tomato.
Nice work.
- Same to you Burger.
We didn't do half bad.
You were great out there.
- Oh, well I can't wait to play again.
Just got to practice my singing for next time.
- Oh God!
(upbeat music)