Sea Smackdown Episode 22
Greetings, my talented friend!
Today’s episode is very unusual:
a surprise is waiting for us at the end,
which even our good-humored producer couldn’t expect.
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
We should follow the good example of our hero with a humble nickname
Le_razrabotchique
on Montana.
Knowing their ship’s characteristics as well as a real developer,
our hero calmly, I’d say, modestly set out for area A, accompanied by allies.
Reduce speed...
After four minutes in battle, they’ve already caused
53 thousand HP of Damage.
This cold-blooded behavior of Montana discouraged the enemy team
from visiting area A for a long time.
The situation is surprisingly favorable: the score is 539 to 305,
areas B and C belong to us...
What else do we need to be completely happy in battle?
Right! Sinking ships!
Targeting an unsespecting Roon.
Salvo!
Here it is, a silver platter decorated with a Devastating Strike medal
and the first frag served on it!
Everything is still perfect,
but wait!
Why are there so few of us?
The number of our allies sent to Port is twice
that of the enemy team.
That’s wrong!
Let’s even the score!
Meanwhile, taking advantage of superior numbers,
the enemy team started to capture area C.
Our hero bravely rushed to defend it.
The battle is going to be unequal:
Missouri, Khabarovsk, Kurfürst, and Bismarck
are looking for a chance to do away with our Tier X battleship.
Montana is closing the range.
Bismarck starts first.
She points all her guns at our hero, hoping to produce a full broadside salvo!
I’d say it’s rather an arrogant act,
but five kilometers is a pretty short distance
and anything could happen.
Well, not this time though.
Bismarck confidently sends her shells into an island and only a few of them
barely scratch Montana’s camo causing just five thousand HP of damage!
However, the return salvo hurts— 35 thousand HP of damage!
The enemy battleship didn’t learn their lesson
and decided to play this game again.
She even managed to earn 12 thousand HP of damage.
Not bad, but Bismarck chose the wrong enemy.
Second frag scored!
Now it’s time for Missouri to test Montana’s strength
with its armor-piercing punches!
Two fierce hooks— and minus ten thousand HP.
It was so offensive
that our hero scored 26 thousand HP of damage in response!
Well... obviously, Missouri followed Bismarck’s fate.
But Montana is unstoppable!
Like a furious bull against a toreador,
our hero hit the enemy
earning 35 thousand HP of damage.
A salvo from the second turret
put an end to Missouri’s history in this battle.
226 thousand Damage Caused and a well-deserved High Caliber.
While our hero was bravely fighting for area C,
the allies lost their duels one by one.
It’s three against seven!
And an enemy Kurfürst is on the horizon!
Frankly speaking, the German battleship still isn’t sure
if Montana’s captain is skillful enough!
Because how can you explain her decision to put her side under fire?
Maybe they confused the keys of their virtual steering wheel?
Montana tried to explain to her German counterpart
that moving like that was absolutely wrong.
The international language of battleships is quite simple—
a pack of shells
And it was perfectly understood by the German.
Both Tier X warships “greeted” each other,
earning 13 thousand HP of damage each.
Finally, our hero, with the help of allied Moskva,
sent Kurfürst to the cosy German port of Hamburg
to learn how to steer.
The exchange with the German battleship took a toll on our hero’s health,
leaving only three thousand HP.
An enemy Dmitri Donskoi, anticipating easy prey,
starts to pour HE shells upon Montana.
Our battleship escapes spotting.
Repair Party is ready, meaning that the fight isn’t over!
Allied Moskva goes to Port, and we’re left with two against five.
The enemy started to capture the last key area!
We’re rapidly losing the lead.
Kurfürst and Missouri prepared themselves to attack our last ally—
North Carolina.
We must help our teammate immediately!
Starting a duel with Kurfürst.
Bingo!
Our ally finishes the German.
Missouri decided to ram.
Less than a minute left!
North Carolina also closes the distance, apparently giving up hope of rescue.
Our hero fires a salvo from the front turrets.
Minus 35 thousand!
North Carolina prepared herself for imminent destruction!
Another salvo!
Citadel hit! Devastating Strike!
They did it! North Carolina is safe!
The cruisers decided they’d better stay away
from mad Montana.
Meanwhile, North Carolina managed to sink an enemy destroyer!
This means victory!
318 thousand HP of Damage Caused,
three thousand base experience, which increased to eleven thousand
thanks to modifiers,
and a pack of medals!
It should be noted that Le_razrabotchique
will receive a commemorative flag and Doubloons.
And now, the surprise we talked about at the beginning:
our hero actually is a World of Warships developer!
Well, it’s the job of a developer to entertain us!
The participants of this battle will get 500 Doubloons each
for the superb competition,
fair play, and perfect results!
Well done!
Everybody will be rewarded!
And your commemorative flag is waiting for you, my talented friend!
I'm waiting for your replay!