Soon I will be known as Visible Brad.
Just Brad?
- Or just Brad? - Nobody calls me Invisible Ray.
[mumbling]
Just turn it on!
Okay.
- Ah! - Ooh!
- Ah! - Oh!
Ah!
What happened to me?
Well, looks like you maybe haven't brushed your teeth in 15 years.
- Or your hair. - Or exercised.
Or changed your clothes.
[heaving]
Well, why would I? Been invisible!
There you go, that's your answer.
There's your answer.
You look terrible.
Ah.
Chapa, what are you doing to me?
It's not me!
Guys, your blimp just veered off course.
It's leaking gas and pushing us all over the place.
Hey, a buffalo nickel!
Uh!
Nope, just a normal nickel.
Bose, what are you doing?
[grunting]
I thought that would work.
[grunting]
Okay, how's that supposed to stab Roy?
[grunting]
Whack him, Bose.
[grunting]
Sorry guys, one more grunt and I'll have to choose my pants again today.
Alright, now nobody talk to Brainstorm.
Why can't we talk to Brainstorm?
'Cause he gets distracted and he drops Big Sudsy on my foot.
No, I do not.
Get up! Get up!
Alright, Drill Finger.
- What? - I'm taking you downtown.
No chance.
[grunting]
Feel the finger.
[screaming]
Huh.
What the--
It- It was turning before and... you broke my drill finger!
Yeah, well, I'm indestructible.
What'd you think was gonna happen?
Don't worry about me.
Ol' Uncle Ray's indestructible, which means... can't get sick.
[coughing]
Ah!
I don't know.
Ah!
[laughing]
Come on, those are mine.
I ended up in a bird's nest instead of the man's nest.
Bunch of Dang eagles made me eat a worm!
Hey! Hey!
Captain Man!
We're up here!
If only we had someone who could teleport back home.
Au revoir, frenchies.
Nice.
Finally, one of your superpowers actually worked!
I'm looking at you, shoutout.
Wow, we really gonna go there?
What are you doing? Get out of here.
Okay, if anyone else is curious, that is the ladies' room.
Now, after I was made indestructible as a kid,
my father tried the same process on three other men.
So what happened to those guys?
Here's what happened to Dave McAllen.
[grunting]
Who's making that noise?
Watch.
[grunting]
Ah! Jeez!
Here's what happened to John Walker.
[screaming]
I don't have any feet!
- Ah! - That's just wrong! That's just wrong!
And here's with the machine did to Glenn Limit.
[grunting]
He looks okay.
Sure, until a little arm comes out of his ear
and pokes 'em in the eye.
- Oh, come on! - That can't happen!
- Ooh! - Ah! Gee!
And I bet you're wondering why Joey's all hairy and talks weird!
- Uh! - Needle! Needle!
Where are you, needle?
Why my skin is purple.
My right leg's enormous, like a short fat tree!
All I want to do is find my needle
which y'all aliens done gone made me lose again.
It's 'cause when we were up in space
our rocket passed through radiation storm!
Oh!
Sh! Sh! Okay, it's okay, Joey. We're alive even though we're mutants.
What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married?
- I don't know, what? - Fiance.
[laughing]
[screaming]
What is this thing?
Oh, it's a vomiting Vinnie doll.
Why would they--
Ah! Gross!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
Sh! Sh!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
He made me squeeze his snot.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Ooh!
Cat Ray!
Yes, we...
[screaming]
You guys... I have a superpower!
[screaming]
- Take that! - Took it. Bored. Next!
You know what Danger Force?
Let's show this guy what we could do.
Oh, here it comes.
[grunting]
There it is everybody. Scrap it.
What are you guys doing? You trying to use your powers right now?
[grunting]
None of this is working.
[grunting]
Miles, are you at a Journey concert?
Bose, you have to use the potty?
'Cause it looks like you need to make a boom boom.
[grunting]
I moved those with my mind!
[screaming]
- Okay, let me try again! It's-- - What are you doing?
[screaming]
Okay, this usually works.
[screaming]
You did it!
I got this. Special delivery... to jail.
Ah, what?
Ah, great! We're right next to the blended cake!
Come on! Hurry up!
Yaa! Yaa!
[laughing]
- Ya! - Ooh!
No!
Fill 'em up. Let's get some blended cake.
Oh, yeah! Free money!
[laughing]
- What are you kids doing? - Just saving... the day.
I don't think you are!
Don't tell me what to do!
[arguing]
- Oh! - Ah!
Oh, ya hate to see it.
[screaming]
Bose, how could you?
[screaming]
-Time to get zapped. - Nope.
- Okay, maybe not. Maybe this one. - Miss.
- This one! - Miss.
- Fail. - Stop.
- Miss. - Stop.
Don't even have to dodge. Roy don't dodge.
Ah! Oh!
Dang it!
But Swellview also loves laughing at that terrible interview
with Captain Man that was ruined by the members of Danger Force.
That's right, Trench and their names are--
No!
- Oh look, it's Spicy Milk. - Shut up!
- Where's Oopsie Girl? - Stop talking!
And the Wing Whip and Gorgeous Hair Boy, he's my favorite.
Hey! That almost hurt.
I can fight now.
[grunting]
Ah, come on!
Why are the P.A.N.T.S. down?
The only possible explanation is that
the Man's Nest has been infiltrated by a saboteur.
We're under imminent attack from the skies!
- Incoming! - Oh my God!
I've got an idea.
I- I- I don't have time to arm the man missiles!
I'll handle it!
What are you going to do?
Wish this guy a merry Christmas and a zappy new year!
Got 'em.
You hit his sleigh, Volt.
Hoho! Hoho hoho hoho hoho!
Too hot! Too hot!
[screaming]
Too hot! Too--
Ooh! Ooh!
- Is that a-- - Oh! Oh. Oh.
It's Santa.
Oh, boy.
It's Santa Claus.
Yeah.
We shot Santa Claus!
Oh! Ha.
You shot Santa Claus.