Hello, Happy June!
Happy June to all of you.
Hope you're having a great hot vax summer
or you're watching from the Southern hemisphere,
you're having a great hot vax winter.
Hopefully, I'll be able to have my live audience back
in the studio very soon because I miss seeing your 300 smiling
faces looking back at me.
Right now, I have 100 smiling faces on TV screens,
and Andy pulling his Stretch Armstrong.
[LAUGHTER]
I can say that any time and for sure when we cut away to him,
he's doing it.
It doesn't matter, it's just what he does.
Even though you're not here in the studio, doesn't mean
we can't play a game together.
Let's play What Happens Next.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We're going to watch a video, we're going to pause it,
then we're going to try to guess what happens next.
It's right there in the title.
Here's the first one.
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
Oh, that's a quick one.
What happens next?
A, she gets knocked over by an umbrella.
B, her microphone is stolen.
C, a bird lands on her head.
If you want to play along, you do raise your finger one for a,
two for B, and three for C. All right.
A lot of people think one is going to happen.
Very few people think three.
What do you think, tWitch?
I think three actually.
Because I can see one because it's mad windy.
So it might be an umbrella.
I don't know.
But I don't know.
I just-- she's kind of high up, too.
So I feel like a bird might--
The wind does give it away that the umbrella is going to come.
Right.
But--
But she's so--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I don't think someone's going to--
Tree.
So I don't know if a bird comes out of the street.
I don't know.
I say C, I say C.
All right.
I'm going to say A. Let's see.
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
[LAUGHTER]
Well, it didn't say a microphone was stolen by a dog.
I would have-- that I would have guessed.
[LAUGHTER]
What?
[LAUGHTER]
The lady in the studio.
[LAUGHTER]
How do you?
[LAUGHTER]
I don't even know what--
How confused she must have been.
All right.
Here's another one.
Milk tea is so good.
She said, I had a try the bobas, and at this time.
So I had the little--
She said to shake it.
And I think they're supposed to dissolve.
OK.
What happens next?
His car alarm goes off, a cyclist crashes into his car,
he chokes on his drink.
Oh.
Yeah.
I think he chokes--
no, no.
I think a cyclist crashes into a car.
Me, too.
I think a cyclist crash into a car.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
A lot of people think that he's going to choke on his drink.
All right.
Portia-- You're not Portia.
[LAUGHTER]
I love you and I spend a lot of time with you.
A lot of time.
It's a slight mix up.
She's on my mind.
I have been here a long time.
All right.
I've never called her tWitch though, right?
Still there's time.
All right.
Let's see.
But I'm obsessed, you just poke a hole in it.
[SPUTTERS]
Oh, my god I choked on something.
My car.
What was he worried about his car?
He spilled it on his car.
Well, all right.
Now there's a baby that's added into the equation.
The baby needs to hold up its finger if it's playing.
Yes, you.
The baby needs to hold up the finger to play.
All right.
Here's another one.
OK.
Meet me at the bar in 15 minutes.
Oh, man.
All right.
A, he drops his pizza.
B, he falls down.
C, the oven falls on him.
What's everybody thinking?
OK.
I think--
One lady has not veered from one.
She's just as determined--
You have a bow on your head.
And you're saying one, and I'm not going to veer from one.
What do you think, tWitch?
I think it's between him falling down
and him dropping the pizza.
I just don't see the oven falling on him like that.
The floor could be slick.
I must say, he falls down.
OK.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say he drops his pizza.
Mary, what do you think?
I think it's either B or C. And because tWitch said B,
I'll say C.
All right.
Let's see what happens.
All of the above.
All three things.
We were all right.
All of us were right.
Ouch.
Ouch is right.
I thought I was a bad cook.
That is unbelievable to all of those things to happen.
All right here's another one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right.
Well, I think we pan out and see the orchestra playing.
All right.
Let's see what happens next.
The elk pops the ball, coyote steals the ball,
the elk scores a goal.
OK.
She's changed to 3 now.
The woman that was stuck on one.
All right.
I don't know.
This is a tough one because they all could happen.
I don't think he pops the ball though.
I don't think he pops the ball.
No.
I think it's two out of two.
And I don't think the coyote steals it.
I'm going to say C. What do you think, tWitch?
I'm going to say a coyote steals it because it's just
ridiculous enough.
I think that would be adorable if a coyote steals it.
I would like to see that happen.
Yeah.
I'd like to see animals interact in sports.
OK.
You don't see it enough.
Let's see what happens.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!
And look at him celebrate.
Amazing.
And he celebrated.
Yes.
He did the elk dance.
You know how to do that.
You'll do it today.
The old elk dance.
I'll do the little elk dance.
Yeah.
OK.
We have time for one more.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK.
Clearly, the sexy music is a throw.
Something's going to happen bad.
A, he gets hit by a wave.
B, someone dives behind him.
C, someone paddles by naked.
Doesn't look like there's a wave coming.
Right.
Yeah.
It doesn't-- it looks very calm.
Yeah.
I guess someone paddles behind him naked.
What do you think?
I think, yeah.
I think someone paddles behind him naked.
Yeah.
I mean he's sexy.
He's in there.
Somebody else is probably in there.
It's a sexy cove.
It's an area where a lot of sexy things happen.
What do you think, Mary?
I think that's probably right.
I think the waves aren't big enough for him to get hit.
Andy?
I agree with all of you.
We think that it's, yeah.
Well, let's see the naked paddler.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
Also her form was terrible.
OK.
That was not going to feel good when she landed.
No.
That is not the form you want when you're--
no.