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Oh, one football fan is taking that his love of the Cincinnati
Bengals to a new level.
I hope he is not f--- a feline.
[LAUGHTER]
Listen, you know the vibes on this show.
It's a typical Sunday at Hog Rock Cafe.
There's music.
MERO: Yeah.
Hog Rock?
Hog Rock Cafe sounds like a place whenever I walked in,
the music would stop.
[LAUGHTER]
Hog rock?
Can I help you, boy?
I was like, oh, no. - Nah, nah.
Nope.
Actually, you made a mistake. I'm leaving now.
I'm going to help myself out the door.
REPORTER: But with another Bengals loss,
Jeff Lanham will be spending at least another week camping
out on his restaurant's roof.
[LAUGHTER]
Is he like the Colin Kaepernick for rednecks,
what is this?
[LAUGHTER]
REPORTER: It began jokingly as a bar bet.
If the Bengals, then 0 and 5, lose to the Arizona Cardinals,
Lanham would sleep on the roof until they win.
The Bengals are now 0 in a million.
[LAUGHTER]
It sounds like he just wants to get away from his wife.
REPORTER: Lanham's wife and friends tailgate, while Jeff
watches from his tent.
[SPUTTERING]
They're like, Jeff, come to the tailgate.
He's like, is my wife going to be there?
[LAUGHTER]
He built a whole new house on the roof.
MERO: Roof!
Just get a divorce, my guy.
[LAUGHTER]
The last couple of weeks, I'm praying, you know?
Like, please let us win so Jeff can come down.
Jeff is on the roof like, god is dead!
[LAUGHTER]
Leave me alone!
God isn't real!
And I'm stuck in it, and I can't get out of it.
He's like, yeah, I can't.
I would love to go downstairs and be with my wife,
but I'm stuck here.
Again.
Oh damn, another loss.
Oh man.
All right, honey, see you next week.
Well, you know?
Like I'm stuck.
There's no way out.
Yeah, there is.
You could just go in your house.
[LAUGHTER]
Step one, go in your house.
Step two, repeat step one.
[LAUGHTER]
REPORTER: After a month, the tent is becoming home.
He's got shelves of keepsakes, snacks, and a 50-inch TV.
On his roof?
This motherfucker's begging to get hit by lightning, boy!
[LAUGHTER]
Right, he's probably going to be like, see, stupid?
REPORTER: While he's got it all in this outdoor man
cave, so to speak, he says--
MERO: Aw, he had a picture of her?
Yeah, he's like, sometimes I miss her,
but she's still a bitch.
[LAUGHTER]
It doesn't change.
Like every time he's like, damn, I miss my wife,
she's like, (YELLING) you still up there, you asshole?
Yeah, you fucking jerk!
(YELLING) Come down her!
So he turns the picture down, like, fuck her.
[LAUGHTER]
REPORTER: He says one thing is missing.
I hate not being around my family.
I wish there was some way on God's green earth
I could see my family.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, they're just so far away.
Maybe he--
I mean, it breaks my heart when I literally
look right there and see them.
[LAUGHTER]
Like, stuff like that, but I'm going to stick with my word.
DESUS: OK, why is he acting like he went to Iraq?
You're on your roof!
You're on your roof, dog!
Right there!
The fuck outta here.
He's like, I did three tours on my roof.
[LAUGHTER]
I don't want to talk--
I seen things.
I've seen things, bro.
I saw a squirrel up here one time.
It was like "The Hurt Locker."
JEFF LANHAM: Eventually, they have to win.
REPORTER: And that could still be
a few weeks, as the upcoming schedule isn't
exactly kind for Cincinnati.
L, L, L, L, L. Looks like my basement on a Friday.
[LAUGHTER]
DESUS: Wow.
You know what?
I like this guy, though.
I respect his endeavors.
And since we're going to be on vacation anyway,
I'm going to stay on my roof till the Knicks win.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Until the Knicks win the championship!
Yeah!
Hey, someone's going to find your skeleton,
like, yo, who is this man?
[LAUGHTER]
They're going to be like, how did he die in two months?
[LAUGHTER]
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