-I'm so glad you called me!
-Uh, what are you talking about?
I never called you.
-Dream! It's Ronaldo!
-What is up with your voice? It sounds a little...
French.
-What?
-Mr. Kylian! Sir!
Your plan is working!
They’re getting on the airplane!
-Soon all the old players will fade into obscurity
and football's new world order can begin.
The GOAT rivalry...
is getting a reboot.
-What happens when two superstars
and a bunch of other players
live together in one big boujee crib?
Players stop fussin and start
bussin.
This is The Champions Next Gen.
-I may look adorable and sweet on the outside,
but on the inside
I'm humble and modest.
-Here's the thing about me:
I’m good, but I’m not cancel-out-all-of-Milan's-other-problems good.
-What was the worst part about my first season at Chelsea?
Waking up every day knowing I signed an eight-year contract.
-Pedri and Gavi are the future of Barcelona
-I can see you two.
-Whoopsie
[thud]
-Teehee!
-I can be your Champion.
-[Voiceover] All I ever wanted
was to score a humanly impossible amount of goals...
But what they don't tell you about football
when you're starting off your professional career at age five-
Is that there would be so much drama.
-You came.
Look at the old man...
I used to love watching him versus Ronaldo in La Liga
scoring goals for fun.
But now that Ronaldo's gone,
he's gone soft.
-I can hear you guys plotting to replace me.
I don’t care.
Have fun with your gritty reboot.
-Makes you wonder.
Would either of them have been so great on their own?
-Pep says I'm not allowed to wonder.
-Shhh.
My sweet Nordic nine.
Their rivalry made them stronger.
Just like...ours could make us stronger...
-But we're not rivals,
at least not until PSG do better in the Champions League.
-Yes we are, Erling!
I just need you to start acting like it.
Beef with me. Shit post online.
With the pressure we put on each other,
think of all the goals we could score.
-Ah ha!
-Step away from the Norwegian goal machine Mbappe!
You were behind everything!
Pretending you were Ronaldo
to lure us away from the Champions League
and make yourself the star!
And yeah, maybe I got more rich in the process,
but you betrayed my trust
again!
And I've got it all on tape!
[gasps]
-Ah, shit, wrong one.
Voila!
[gasps]
-Fine!
I admit it.
But I had to get rid of those old losers so that we could shine.
I can't be the greatest without you.
-See, he's using you, Erling.
Look how the Messi / Ronaldo story turned out for Cristiano.
-Hey, how 'bout you treat this like the France squad
and stay out it?
-I don't want any trouble here,
I'm just gonna stick to tap ins.
-Well then, if you won't be my rival...
I will make you my enemy.
[whistling La Marseillaise]
You know, you could always join me in Ligue 1.
Perhaps a loan to Lyon?
-Never!
-You'd never lose in Toulouse.
-They lose all the time!
-Well how do you feel about Lille?
You could get a nice payday in Marseille.
-Do goals even count if you score for those clubs?
-Ha!
Ugh.
Come out, Erling.
It's not like you to go hiding.
-Why are you doing this?
You know you'll never score as many goals as I do.
-And Norway will never challenge for the World Cup.
You will never be a true GOAT.
You're just...
a goal scorer.
-That's a shirt sleeve too far.
[French chuckle]
-Oi.
-Oh no, It's Newcastle all over again!
-Oh [bleep]!
[punch]
-Yes
Fight me, Erling.
Rival me!
-Not to worry lads,
Super Frank can fix this!
[flops]
Or not.
-Hey, are you enjoying The Champions Next Gen?
Then you're going to love
The Champions
Florida Edition
Woah!
-Now I let my soccer do the talking.