Welcome to another episode of...
(Both) Ling Ling 40 hours!
Maybe you're wondering why I have this on...
' C A U S E I ' M B A T M A N .
He finally decided to follow the Asian way...
- ...and become a doctor. - Yeah.
I am going to be a doctor guys.
I've decided to do my master's degree in medicine...
- and specialise... - Chest infections.
No, no—and specialize in prodigies of specialization.
I N T E R E S T I N G .
And speaking of prodigies,
We have come to the reddit of the most...
Ling Ling wannabes.
People that want to be Ling Ling, the prodigy.
But instead,
post quality memes for us to review as content.
"When you see your crush."
Interest—
Interesting out of 10... *laughs*
"When you see your crush."
"Brain: Be natural."
- "12 year old piano god: B flat." - B flat!
*laughs*
This is getting brutal.
Dude...oh my god.
I love it.
Alright, next one! *cough*
"Literally: me after one week of not practicing."
Whoa.
Dude, I look just as sick as I am now in that photo.
Dude, look at your eyes!
- Looks like someone punched me in the face. - So messed up!
I remember that, that was in London!
Oh, "Fastest violinist in the world."
"Play[ing] at normal speed with the right notes."
*laughs*
"Playing fast but very wrong."
That's right guys!
Always play fast and play very wrong.
If you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.
And if you can play it slow, you can play it...
(Both) Fast.
AaaAAAaaaaahhHHHH
What's next.
Another interesting meme.
"When the score has 6 flats..."
"Scared, Potter?"
"...but you are the percussionist."
"You wish."
Do percussionists not have to deal with flats?
- What about, like, the marimba? - Yeah, they've got...
- Yeah, like the xylophones, they still have pitch, yeah. - They've got pitches right?
- Woah I'm confused... sorry guys. - I know...
This is invalid!
I think this is half-half.
Yeah, what if you play the marimba?
Thank you!
"Truth tea."
"Non-musicians, any string instrument."
"Is this a violin?"
Because violins are the superior instruments.
That's right.
Is this a violin?
Woooow...
Huh?!
Is this a violin?
Wooooooooow.....
H U H ? !
Is THIS a violin.
WooooAAAAoAOAAw
I N T E R E S T I N G .
"Ling Ling isn't an option srry."
"A [an] classical Italian musician/composer."
I think that's Paganini.
"Or one sacrilegious boi..." *laughs*
*claps*
Oh...
- Oh my god, you guys are so funny... - Oh...guys I'm getting—I'm getting more sick...
I can't... ugh...
*laughs* Urgh...
One sacrilegious boi.
Oh god.
Is it sacrilegious to play a slow piece fast?
Oh man. Alright, next.
"Always."
"Thank the bus driver."
"Thank the—
*unintelligible gibberish*
"Thank the accompanist."
Who's dyslexic now! *laughs*
- Thank the accompanist. Yeah, that's right. - Yeah.
Just say thank you. *laughs*
Do you guys say "thank you" to your accompanist?
I can't wait.
"Prodigy: *slaps roof of hat*."
"This bad boy can fit so much...*beep*...B flat in it."
*laughs*
Oh man, you guys are going out of control, wish—
Guys—
"You need to feel your B's lower."
"Open your chakra." *laughs*
Oh no... *laughs*
I N T E R E S T I N G .
I wonder if Alma has seen our videos.
Uh...we love you, Alma.
"What brought you to the viola?"
"I threw a dart at the orchestral chart
and it landed in a trash can."
Ohh.
Ooh. That's rough.
What's the original thing, what is that?
"Format?" Yeah, that's what I mean
Original image.
Where the viola was originally...Florida.
- Was a map. Ohhhh. - What brought you to Florida?
"*Dabs in perfect pitch* yEET"
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing a viola into a trash can without hitting the rim.
- OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! - YEET!
"Even the thought of the viola
can scare the bravest hearts."
"Boo."
What? *laughs*
*laughs* What was that?
"Alto clef."
AaaAaAAHHHHHhhH
"Just do it: Play a viola.
Even if it means playing all music out of tune."
(Both) "Just do it." *laughs*
Ohhhhhhhh!!!
- Damn, Nike, you stepped up the marketing campaign! - Yeah.
When you see an "interesting" in the headlines
you just gotta click into it.
"I can compose a sonata in under 1 minute."
"But I can compose a piece in under 1 second."
- John Cage's "4:33"...! - Ohhhhhhh!!!
Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!
"Just accept it."
So my music theory AP teacher hung
this up on the piano...
"Shut up."
"Well uhh technically...nah"
"When the teacher asks if you practiced after butchering
Flight of the Bumblebee."
*laughs* Mhm yeah.
Aw man.
Dude we only posted that video like, 2 days ago.
And there's so many memes on it already.
That's beautiful. Let's check the past month,
- in case we missed something. - Mmhmm.
"I stole this."
I—I don't get this one.
I don't get it.
But it's cool, because of spidey boi.
Yeah. *laughs*
20 upvotes and I'll record myself practicing this
on bassoon.
Dude... that's "Rite of Spring".
*cough*
You played that with Todd.
Yeah, I played it guys it's a beautiful piece.
Check it out.
Uh, where's his recording?
"If I get 200....I'll record myself..."
"Oh god, we're two votes away, is it too late to abort?"
Mate.
You've gotta do it cause...you said you would.
Where do you see the video?
I don't know.
Alright, here you go.
Dude, that's awesome man.
*slow clap*
Next.
- I love how he rolls his eyes, it's like... - He's running out of breath.
"Oh my god, bassoon, so high."
*laughs* He keeps breathing...
Congratulations, my man.
Dude, he's only been playing for 2 years.
It's very difficult.
- Wow, bro. - And a lot of air.
- Alright, keep practicing 40 hours a day. - Yeah.
And you might become Ling Ling one day.
"After playing for years this still holds true for me."
"'Doesn't even look nervous!'
'So confident and beautiful on stage!'
'So elegant', the audience says."
What do you think was going through the...
Bumblebee guy's head, when he was playing?
He'll probably be like—
There's a lot you can do with a violin.
You take a violin like this, this is made of kevlar,
- and uh, carbon fibre— - Which, uh—which—
Promote my money, promote my violin... *mumbling*
If I can sell 1 violin for 1.5 million dollars,
my career is set.
Right, we've just released the world's first 24 karat gold
electric violin, in collaboration with the jeweller,
Theo Fennell.
"A meme about practicing."
"Come over. Can't I'm practicing. I'm home alone..."
Dude, that's—that's efficiency!
If you owned a Tesla with autopilot
you could actually do that.
Wow.
The future is here guys,
we can practice while on a road trip.
Yes, guys. *claps*
- Yes! - I've actually tried that before, it's not possible,
- 'cause...your frog will hit the... - The ceil—yeah...
- [I] Have actually tried that— - But a Tesla will have an open window roof.
- Does it? - Yeah.
Well, I think so—I don't know.
Come on, you can do anything with that.
But Elon Musk smoked a joint!
*laughs*
Alright, last one.
"Inspired by another redditor, I will post a
1 hour and 30 minute practice session
- on this 6th suite prelude if I get 150 upvotes." - Alright, where is it.
"Guys I've been super busy with school,
this should be up tomorrow."
That's 8 days ago.
So it should be up...where is it, where is it, where is it...
It's okay!
Unfortunately we can't find the video.
But look, we're glad you guys are
starting your practice movement.
"Tuning with only pegs."
"Tuning violin with fine tuners."
"Asking your teacher to tune every lesson."
"Asking your teacher to move into your house to tune—"
Wow that's—that's like epic service.
Yeah.
That's it for today.
Um, make sure to submit your fresh, sacrilegious,
and interesting memes...
Yeah. *laughs*
Oh, dude, "sacrilegious" has to be a new meme.
Sacrilegious!
- Guys— - Don't be sacrilegious and practice!
Every like is every person saved
from being sacrilegious.
Yeah.
Smash the...*gibberish* subscribe button, yeah!
We'll see you guys next time.