there are those who still stand in my way and try to prevent me from taking this planet
we have more guys all right i think i have an idea see the barrel
we can explore that thing we might be able to take out multiple at once
it's not blowing out the place it's not blowing up i don't know jake
a little bit busy maybe you can figure it out
galactus is coming here and he will be in fortnite in no time i need you
boys to get into the game and stop him and the only way we're gonna do that is to get
into iron man's base stark industries might be gone but that base has all the equipment
and items we need to take down galactus we have infinity stones jake we could use these against
galactus okay yes maybe we can be careful that stuff here you don't put it all in our inventory
if you have a master plan now is the time to tell me about it you know the time stone jake
i turned it into the time glasses why would you do that logan i don't understand what goes
through your head sometimes why or what that is the power of the time glasses guys look
all right so now that you guys know what's going on uh why don't i welcome you to our
base 2.0 where everything's falling apart quite literally literally everything is falling apart
jake it's not that bad logan we got a roof on our head we got walls on our sides and we got
there's like mold on the floor there's mold on the floor i mean it wasn't really exactly my
fault we lost the entire base of zombies if you guys had let me know that we were in the middle
of a zombie infestation we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place the past is the past
i mean i did use the time stone and i cleared out the zombies we're okay now yeah okay that's great
but guys you realize that galactus is literally heading this way to destroy fortnite the fortnite
that we love the fortnite that we play i mean how many days have we spent playing this game
enjoying every part of it and now it's all gonna be eaten by galactus and we're told to stop it i
mean yeah i have iron man abilities and you were thor with a time stone and phil's captain america
i mean he might as well be nothing it's basically just me and you logan and we have no plan we've
been banished to this old crummy looking part of fortnite i mean just look at this place
this isn't fortnite logan yes it's fortnite jake it's just not glamorous i mean there's
you're being really negative the donuts you gotta change the negativity into
positivity how do we do that when there is a giant monster heading this way
we don't know he's heading this way no no he's heading this way
oh no no no no no it's galactus he's big that is a massive massive hat why is he so big i don't know
oh you guys didn't know i've been researching him he eats worlds the same way i eat donuts
just one at a time piece by piece he's coming here to eat our world he's not even gonna fight
us he's just gonna eat us like one big donut oh my gosh look and i know i'm a tasty donut but
i don't want to be eaten by galactus we need to stop him how are we gonna stop him he's massive
i need some time to think of something there's got to be a way my sons there are those who still
stand in my way and try to prevent me from taking this planet i call upon all of you to destroy them
huh well i don't think that sounded too good at all no that sounded terrible phil what do you
think you're captain now you're captain america i'm not the captain i just have the shield
all right and that means logan's the captain logan what do we do captain i don't know i mean i have
the time stone we could go back in time to when things were pretty and green and we just built
traffic we used jump pads and we launched around no we rode the battle bus stop it you're not
using the time stone you barely know how to use that thing you're lucky last time it even worked
all right look we can figure out a way to defeat him but until then i think we might have bigger
problems galaxy's minions are heading this way everyone take a defensive position
bring it on galactus
bring it on
jake you literally just missed every single shot i
can't see in this thing logan that's not my fault now fight
that's it
logan we need to move up on them now before they get the advantage on us where's phil
i don't know bill get out of the shed we need you
nice one phil way to go and save the day buddy all right you're gonna hide back
there that's fine logan we have more guys all right i think i have an idea
see the barrel we can explore that thing we might be able to take out multiple at
once
it's not blowing out boys it's not blowing up i don't know jake
a little bit busy maybe you can figure it out
okay all right uh wait i'm iron man
okay you know what let's try on my rocket this should blast that barrel open
oh come on well that didn't work either okay i'm gonna need your help to pull this thing
all right all right i've had enough you're going down
nice shot logan it looks like he punctured it
whoa there's great toxic gas coming out of that thing it's taking all of them out
i don't even have to do anything oh nice take that
we actually did it guys we got rid of all of them now it's uh it's raining and it's dark outside
it's raining what what about all those ones oh come on these guys just don't stop
oh there's a lot of them oh no what are we gonna do
uh you guys i think it's time i use my time stone wait no logan i don't think so
we've made it into a new time dimension yeah logan but where is this new time dimension where are we
i don't know it actually doesn't look that nice well you guys out of that trouble but now we're
in the middle of nowhere logan there's four us all around us galactus isn't in the sky he could
have taken us anywhere in the world anytime any place yeah and i took us to a place that doesn't
have a big bad guy that's gonna eat our planet he does have a point yeah well logan looks like that
points about to run out because we got something heading its way what is that that's a t-rex what
ah okay you took us to the prehistoric case there's dinosaurs here okay
okay okay everyone gonna gather around i'll shake this and it'll take us to a new dimension
well where are we now well we're not back to where we started logan you still don't
know how to use that thing it looks pretty similar no it doesn't we're by some sort of
beach or something phil what year is it uh i don't know i don't know how to tell time okay
i mean there's still no bad guys but we're definitely not back to where we need to be
logan if we're stuck in the past forever i'm gonna be really mad at you uh who's that guy
ah it looks like you three just walked into me pirate co y'all be looking real funny with them
costumes on but i'm about to take you out because no one messes with no beard one eye one hand man
oh you brought us back to some age with pirates they're like the deadliest thing oh you're gonna
get it now you're really gonna get it now oh no this is it guys it's over oh logan you really
did it this time all right everyone down oh once i load me flintlock pistol y'all are going down
wait what's he doing oh wait he's loading his pistol any minute now you all be going down
any minute oh you just wait take your iron man just take him out right
wow that thing's really taking a long time to load up you just wait okay well i guess i'll just
load this do a couple squats oh stretching still loading that thing up over there you'd be a
second or two away from blasting your way to david jones locker yeah all right well guess it's time
yeah that's right you just wait there in power as i get me pissed
okay well now that we're in the pirate ages and we have that under control maybe
we should go to a new time i don't know if you should be shaking that thing again
where are we oh it looks a little bit more normal oh there's a shed beside us too wait i think
someone's inside what things are dangerous oh no i ain't dangerous wait who are you aim slurpy joe
just been working on my hair homestead for a little bit and of course perfecting my new brand
new drink just about to hit the market called slug juice oh he's got some slurp juice that must be
like the first edition ever what year is it ah it's the best year of all 1857. see logan you
really messed up we're nowhere near back to where we should be sorry i don't really know how to use
this thing i don't know what y'all are talking about see i'm just a humble pioneer working on my
homestead farming my wheat and watering my plants you three look kind of funny where are y'all from
we're uh we're from a farm way down that way okay look look we got to get out of here we need to get
back and defeat galactus wait you can't be running off now so soon i haven't even told you one of
my stories sloppy joe has lots of stories i'll give you a slip just if you listen to my story
uh okay yeah i mean we could have yeah we could definitely use some slurp juice
well listen to your story ah wonderful now just tell me if you like the story that's the only
thing i ask is be completely honest about it act one jonah looks down at the ground
the sun beats directly on his eyes he's hot but not too hot jonah sees a beetle running
through the grass the beetle makes stoner cry a tear slowly drops from his eyes jonah looks up
it's a pretty boring story and wipes the tear off his face he begins to keep walking
he looks up he's late he must get back to town
end of chapter one of 700. all right you know what logan i've had enough of this let's get out
of here wait you can't leave right now i gave you my slip juice so this is my story it gets really
good after chapter 300. wait guys i want to hear what happened to jonah okay jake shaking it up
looks like we're back home he actually did this time logan and those bad guys are gone oh but
galactus is still in the sky that literally solved nothing we got rid of one problem we got another
problem okay uh let me think let me think jake you know what i think i know how to use this thing now
after all the time travel we've done i think i know what i have to do but i have to go alone
that sounds like a great idea phil let's go grab donuts perfect bye logan okay here goes nothing
where am i where am i hello where am i my son you have come to see the answer to a question
but the answer you seek you might not want i'm just looking to defeat galactus do you
know how i can defeat him galactus was created and can only be defeated in his mortal form
so how do we get into his mortal form the key to bringing galactus to his mortal form
lies in your hands but you will need one other item the item you search for to defeat galactus
lies deep in craggy cliffs crazy cliffs that is all i can tell you what item what do i need