(audience cheers) - Drop the beat, D-Wrek.
- Black Squad, Wild Out.
- All right,
♪ Girls come to me once they come 18 ♪
♪ When I put this name on your, girl, you best not scream ♪
♪ You could get a tramp stamp if you're feel naughty ♪
♪ Later on tonight, I could ink your whole body ♪
(audience oohing) - Oh.
(mellow hip hop beat) (audience chuckles)
(buzzer beeps) - Come on!
(audience laughs)
♪ Put your money down, yo, I'm ready to bet ♪
♪ If you go against me, it's gonna be Russian Roulette ♪
(audience cheers) ♪ Catch me playing craps ♪
♪ And it's off you your head ♪
♪ Roll the dice, I always put my money on red ♪
(audience cheers) - Gambler.
- You damn right! (bell dings)
(audience cheers)
♪ Go this way ♪
♪ Go that way ♪
♪ Stop ♪ (audience laughs)
♪ Proceed ♪
♪ Drive ♪
- Stop sign.
- A stop sign? - Stop sign?
- Stop sign?
♪ Go this way ♪ (audience laughs)
♪ Go that way ♪ (buzzer beeps)
- I don't know! (audience laughs)
- Yo, listen.
♪ You know I got the chicken ♪
♪ You know I got the goat ♪
♪ But don't have a cow ♪
♪ I always have the hoes ♪
♪ You could step in the field ♪
♪ You could rake a lot ♪
♪ I could hire you if you know how to raise a cock ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Okay, understanding me ♪ (audience laughs)
♪ I wanna plant my seeds ♪
♪ Stop bull, they call me Old McDonald ♪
(buzzer beeps) (audience laughs)
- I can't get it,
I can't get it! - Dammit!
♪ Old McDonald had a ♪ - Okay, okay, okay, look.
Get this, bitch! (audience laughs)
♪ This is just my hustle on the side ♪
♪ Don't drive and drive, I'll be your ride ♪
♪ Pull up in all black, if not I'll rob ya ♪
♪ Damn, why you always need my charger ♪
♪ Yep, yep, I'm better than a cab ♪
♪ Damn carrying (beep), what the (beep) is in your bag ♪
♪ 'Cause it's heavy ♪
♪ I drive a Chevy ♪ (audience laughs)
(buzzer beeps)
- Get your black ass!
♪ Man, this job that I got is lame as hell ♪
♪ They be cat calling me from inside the cell ♪
♪ If I get a new job, I'ma jump on it fast ♪
♪ Last night an inmate pulled a shank out his ass ♪
(audience laughs)
- (hums) Ooh, ooh, ooh-- - Yes.
- [Both] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Ooh, ooh, it's ooh, it's so, (buzzer beeps)
ooh, it's on the tip of my tongue!
(air horn blows) (bell dinging)
(audience cheers) Ooh, ooh, ooh!
We better win this, that was amazing.
Red Squad, we up next.
Y'all make some noise for Bree one time.
(audience cheers)
- Red Squad, Wild Out!
- Okay, you ready? - Ready, baby.
- Listen, okay, listen.
♪ When it come to writing scripts, girl, I'm Gucci ♪
♪ Uh huh, now I could put you in the movie ♪
♪ Me and you, we in scenes in stuff ♪
♪ I'm the one that say, "Action, hell no, cut!" ♪
(audience laughs) - Director!
- Yes! - That's how we go!
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- I'm not finna take any chances.
(audience laughs) (mellow hip hop music)
It rhymes with rews neporter.
(audience laughs)
- News reporter. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) - It's a rhyming game!
♪ I can't front, girl, I like your ways ♪
♪ We supposed to be together but I'm twice your age ♪
♪ See, them brand new shoes, I paid for that ♪
♪ And them brand new jewels, I paid for that ♪
♪ If y'all see her on a cruise, I paid for that ♪
♪ But I ain't never in the picture, you so lame for that ♪
(audience laughs) - Daddy, sugar daddy?
(bell dings) - Hey, that's what
I'm talking about! (audience cheers)
♪ Yo, yo, yo, Cardi B, Bow Wow, yeah, even Drake ♪
♪ I help them get that cake ♪
♪ Matter fact, to make they songs tighter ♪
♪ Matter fact, I need one, I'm a ♪
- Writer?
♪ But what kind, post ♪
♪ Boo ♪ (audience laughs)
- A ghost writer, ghost writer!
(bell dings)
(audience cheers) (Red Squad cheers)
- Yo, yo, alright, look, look, look.
♪ You're man cheating, I can prove it ♪
♪ Here go his phone, look, go through it ♪
(audience laughs) ♪ Yo, I'm chump like a hater ♪
♪ I'm you hire me, I'm not a public, I'm a ♪
- Investigator. - Yeah.
- Detective, detective? (bell dings)
- Yeah, yes sir! (audience cheers)
(audience laughs)
♪ All bathrooms, I give the healing ♪
♪ I'm the last person to leave the building ♪
♪ And I got all the keys on my waist ♪
♪ And I clean this place ♪
♪ And I sweep this place ♪
♪ And I put the squeegee in your face ♪
♪ Squeegee in your face, squeegee in your face ♪
♪ And I ♪ (audience cheers)
- Janitor! - Yeah!
(bell dings) (air horns blow)
(audience cheers)