Sarge: Now this is more like it! Great job on the simulator Lopez, and good work on the power Simmons!
Simmons: Thank you sir!
Grif: Simmons!? I'm the one that was almost killed just so you can get the electricity back on!
Sarge: Yep, but it was worth it!
Grif: You say that every time I'm almost killed.
[Flashback] Simmons: Sarge! Grif was spying on the Blues and they captured him!
Sarge: What did he find out? Are they planning something?
Simmons: No, they were just standing around talking like always,
but now they're gonna kill him!
Sarge: Well it was worth it...
[Another flashback] Sarge:The base looks so clean Simmons!
Excellent work!
Simmons: Yeah... too bad Grif was almost killed by
an allergic reaction to the cleaning supplies.
Sarge: It was worth it.
[Flashback #3] Sarge: Worth it.
[Back to the present] Sarge: Only because it's always true.
There's very few tasks that wouldn't balance out by you
making the ultimate sacrifice.
Simmons: And at least this time we got something out of it.
We got power, and a new weapon!
Sarge: Let's test this bad boy out!
[Metal step noises]
[Sighting in gun sounds]
Grif: Woah, wait a second.
Does this hologram jeep fire hologram slugs or real slugs?
Sarge: As long as we're in this room everything will seem real to us!
It's all simulated, but your mind makes it real!
Simmons: Oohhh, like the Matrix!
Grif: Alright fuck this then I'm gonna go stand over there.
Sarge: Well guess what dirtbag!
I don't NEED you for target practice anymore!
I've got my own Holo-Grif programmed into the system already!
(Sound of big-ass gun turning aroud)
(bloop noise)
(wheesh noise)
(whoosh noise)
Holo-Grif: Hello! I am literally the worst program ever made!
Simmons: Sounds like someone hasn't used Google Chrome.
Sarge: Locked and loaded, ready to fire at the bloated!
Grif!
I mean Fake-Grif!
Go stand over there!
Holo-Grif: Cool. Whatever.
Sarge: This is a magnetized propulsion system!
It can fire massive blows at the rate of velocity!
Check it out.
(FWOOSH)
Holo Grif: Blarg I deserve it!
Sarge: Heh heh. See! How awesome is that?
Simmons: Wow!
Sarge: And in ten short seconds, it'll be ready to fire again!
Simmons: That's incredible!
Wait a minute-
Sarge: Lopez! Spawn in another Holo-Grif on the pronto!
Lopez: SÍ.
Grif: Did you guys see that?
Sarge: Shut up Real-Grif!
We're doing important research over here!
Hey Simmons check this out!
Gonna shoot the next one on the hoo-hoo. (translator's note: This is most likely referring to Holo-Grif's balls)
Oh hey guys what's going on- UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(creepy ass music plays)
Caboose: Finally........
We're all here.
(CABOOSE WTF)
Now we can be together.
Forever.
Sarge: Alright!
Lopez, another Holo-Grif!
Sarge: Nahhhhhh, lets stick with the fundamentals!
Simmons: Okay Sarge,
You mean to tell me that this thing only fires ONCE every ten seconds!
Sarge: Yup! It's state of the art!
Holo Grif: Lets get this over with......
Simmons: But our last weapon fired ten-thousand rounds per second!
Sarge: Hmm if my math is right,
and I think it is,
that seem like more than this one.
Simmons: Yes. It is.
Sarge: How much more would you say?
Simmons: Well, the Chango was ten thousand rounds per second,
and this would be .1 of a round per second.
So yeah. It was.
Sarge: Hmm. Does seem to be lacking a bit in the rapid-fire department.
Grif: I know I'm not crazy. I just saw something red.
Sarge: Oh well, a good craftsman never blames his tools!
Simmons: But, we made the tool in this case.
Can we blame the craftsman?
Sarge: No Simmons, you and the gun are just gonna have to agree to disagree.
Simmons: Lemme take a look. Maybe I can figure out a way to increase the rate of fire.
Sarge: And maybe Lopez can find a way to produce Grifs faster!
Grif: Guys seriously I know I saw something!
Ah-ha see! Look, this one's weird!
It's all light-red instead of orange!
Sarge: No Grif, I'm sure it isn't.
Simmons: You're probably still hallucinating from the charge you took!
Grif: Yeah, I don't think so, look!
Sarge: GRIF! We're busy!
You and Donut shut up and stop distracting us!
Grif: But I-
DONUT?!?
Donut: Water.....
Grif: AUGHHHHHH!
DONUT!?!
Simmons: Donut?!?
Grif: Where the hell did you come from?!?
Donut: Water.....
Grif: You came from the water?
Donut: Water!
Grif: I didn't even know you could swim.
Donut: Grif!
He needs help!
It's under....the sand!
Find him!
Grif: Oh boy.
THAT sounds something that's gonna keep us busy for a few months.
Sarge: Holy-mama-mia Donut!
Where's he been?
Simmons: Donut!
Grif, what did he say!?!
Grif: Hm? Who him?
Oh uh, he just said he wanted some water.
Simmons: That's IT?
Grif: Yeah uh, just the water thing.
Uhhhh oh also that he really missed everyone.
Sarge: Why don't I believe you?
Grif: Um, he also said he liked the new jeep?
Sarge: Hot damn! I always knew that kid had style.
Grif: What's up forever alone?
So uh, you want to do something with your life or
do you just want to sit around on your ass all day
like a loser?
Yeah! Me too!
So uh just subscribe and keep watching YouTube.
It's way easier.
*BWAHHHHHHHHH*
*dun dun dun* *pop*