♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
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- (Finebros) So today, we're gonna show you a series of videos.
And the challenge is... - Why do you do this to me?
- (Finebros) ...you can't smile or laugh while watching.
- All right. So redemption time.
- You're not doing this to me again.
You're lying... (quietly) oh no.
- (stiffly) There's no foolproof method to this.
- I probably could do that.
- (Finebros) These videos were chosen
by React channel subscribers
who think they can make you smile or laugh.
- Yeah, they're right. They're right.
- Keep trying. It's not gonna happen, I guarantee you.
- Okay. The challenge is on.
- What really happened on that Thursday
here at Augusta High School that led to Chris Wood's death?
(chokes)
The fuck is that?
(chokes)
The fuck is that? - Doesn't even faze me.
- (reporter) Shit! - Wowww.
- (reporter) Shit! - Mm...
I'm about to die.
- (reporter) I'm dying in this fucking country-ass
fucked up town.
- Oh my god. (laughs)
Already.
One day I'll beat this thing.
(buzzer)
- (reporter) ...country-ass fucked up town.
- (laughs abruptly)
I laughed! I failed!
(buzzer)
- (reporter) ...country-ass fucked up town.
- Oh my god, this language is...
(buzzer)
- (reporter) ...country-ass fucked up town.
- (stoically) Oh my god, I can do it.
I can do it. I can do it. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
- (reporter) I can't see, Paula. Let's get the fuck out this--
I can't see-- wait. - (snickers)
Mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm!
Come on! Dang it!
(buzzer)
- (sighs) I made it.
- That was really hard. Points to you guys, viewers.
- (announcer) Now, News 12 Sports with Pat Murphy.
- (Murphy) Great news regarding Bill's tight end, Kevin Everett.
He moved his arms and legs today. - No!
- (Murphy) He moved his arms and legs today.
- (snickering)
(buzzer)
- (Murphy) ...arms and legs today. - Good god.
- (Murphy) And doctors now believe--
That's the wrong video, by the way.
That is not the right video. - Not even funny.
- Oh my gosh. - (Murphy) That's the wrong video,
by the way. That is not the right video.
- (laughing) Dang it! No!
And I was doing so good.
I'm not even mad at myself. That was too funny not to laugh.
(buzzer)
- (Murphy) That's the wrong video, by the way.
- Yeah, that's-- wow.
♪ (R&B music, singer humming) ♪
- Oh god. That already had me. It already had me.
(buzzer)
- ♪ Hell naw ♪
- This is my mantra sometimes, actually.
- Come on.
- ♪ Hell to the naw ♪ - I like him.
- ♪ Hell to the naw ♪
- This is my theme song. This is great.
- No. Naw.
- ♪ Hell to the naw, naw ♪
- My kids would love this song.
- ♪ Hell naw, naw ♪ - What I want to know is,
why is there a fire extinguisher on his podium?
'Cause he's about to drop his mix-tape, that's why.
Fire.
- ♪ Hell to the naw, naw ♪
♪ To the naw, naw, naw ♪ ♪ (chorus singing along) ♪
♪ Hell to the naw, naw ♪
♪ To the naw, naw, naw ♪
- Just feeling it.
Oh my gosh, you guys.
- Josh's Movie Review. Who's this?
- (caller) Dude... is this a new show?
- (Josh) This IS a new show. Yeah, today's the first episode.
How am I doing? - (caller) Brand new?
- Feels like-- is there a Baba Booey coming?
- (caller) It's your first episode.
CUM IN MY MOUTH!!!
- (busts out laughing) - (Josh) No.
Ohhhhh, the poor kid. Look at his face.
(buzzer)
- (caller) CUM IN MY MOUTH!!!
- No.
- (cracks up) No!
I was in the zone!
(buzzer)
- (caller) CUM IN MY MOUTH!!!
- Mm-mm. - (Josh) No.
- That's disgusting, actually.
- Poor kid.
- ♪ I'm a maid mad to marry and will take double quick ♪
- I love the retro movies. Come on.
- ♪ ...Dick, or Harry ♪
♪ Any Tom, Harry, or Dick ♪
♪ A dicka dick, a dicka dick ♪
♪ A dicka dick ♪ - Are they really saying that?
- ♪ ...dick, a dicka dick ♪
♪ A dicka dick ♪
- Dick jokes are always funny, but I'm not laughing this time.
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(ding) - (Finebros) You won!
- Oh my gosh! No!
- What?!! Ha ha! HA!
(ding) - Sweet.
- (Finebros) What do you want to say to the fan
whose video got you to lose the challenge?
- Keep those videos coming. They're funny.
- You won. I lost.
- Thanks for breaking me.
- I will hunt you down
and make you laugh.
- I'm a little hurt inside. But it's okay. You did your job.
- (Finebros) What do you want to say to the fans
about their attempt to beat you in this challenge?
- All right, my friends out there in React land.
Nice try, suckers!
- Nice try...
is what I would say if that almost got me. That was nothing.
- That was so hard! I can't believe it!
- Thanks for watching, everyone.
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
- If you liked this episode, then hit that Like button.
- Submit a video in the comments
that you want featured on the show.
- Bye!
- Try to put some fun in your videos next time.
- Let's get the hell out this country.
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