- Um banger.
(screaming)
Sorry!
(laughing)
It's a banger of a sanger.
Bam!
(tapping on desk)
(jazzy music)
- We're gonna be trying sandwiches
from our school years.
Did you go to school, Tom?
- Ah, I did go to school, yes
and it was a fantastical time
and I had a lot of sandwiches.
- I remember like at lunchtime,
it was like the formula, right?
It was like the sandwich
and the piece of fruit
or like the sandwich and the something else
and the something else really like
and the sandwich also like really defined
like who you were.
- King of sandwiches like - Yeah
- That's the ultimate sandwich.
I think one was like salami, - Oh yeah!
- The deli type of like sausage
or like cut of meat.
(yelling)
- Oh my god!
- Oh my god, it does smell like really nostalgic though.
- All right come on now,
dilly dally, let's go.
- Oh my god, this actually tastes good.
- Yum, a classic.
- Oh nice.
- It stuck to the top of my mouth.
- That, that stands out.
- The white bread, as well,
like it's good. - Mhm.
- It tastes good.
- Plastic cheese just really doesn't
have a flavor, does it?
It just feels like- - It tastes like
plastic cheese. - An extension of the butter.
- It makes me miss like being a little kid
and thinking these were like the height of sophistication.
- Yeah.
- There's way better sandwiches you can get.
You can get the big, fat ones
with all the little like stuff inside.
Like this is like, no.
- Oh my god, vegemite and butter
and white bread.
- Wait is this,
it's just vegemite?
Where's the cheese? - The vegemite?
- Sometimes I smell it,
I'm like ooh.
- I hate vegemite.
- I just want some of that!
- Give it to me! - Yeah.
- Put it in my veins!
- I hate vegemite.
I'm just not.
- And it was always good.
It never, it never got old. - Uh-uh.
- I wanna know what you think first.
- Wow, I'm just gonna eat this then.
(dramatic music)
(laughter)
- Mmm!
- Oh my god! - Mmmmmm!
- It's just so good!
It's so good.
- You had your whole sandwich that you threw, anyway.
It tastes like,
it hits different to toast.
Do you know what I mean?
Like it hits different.
- Got it.
- I'm trying to describe the nuances
and the flavors here
and this guys just like vomiting vegemite up.
It's so disrespectful.
- No from me.
I'm sorry.
- I'm just so happy to eat it.
What? It's great.
- No.
- Smells like paper.
- This sandwich smells like paper.
A paper sandwich, a classic.
- Oh, what's this? - Wait, what's that?
- Looks like jam? - Jam?
- Jam and ham?
Don't tell me this is the jam and ham sandwich.
- Devon and tomato sauce,
I'm gonna assume.
- I don't know what that is.
- Yeah, oh wow,
it really doesn't look great at all as an adult.
- I feel like this is an Australian tradition, right here.
- I don't know if there's another piece in this bag.
- There is.
- There's only one!
- This is like a childhood staple.
- Okay. - And the fact that you may
have never had this is shocking.
- I probably have had it.
I just like was like thought it was ham or something.
- I found it!
- He found it in the bag!
- Oh, wow!
- Oh no, I got tomato sauce on my face.
- Um, this is good.
- No. - You don't like it?
- No!
- Less flavorsome than I remember.
- That's not bad at all. - Tastes really good.
- Uh, okay.
- I really enjoy this.
I think the sauce keeps it really moist.
- Wow! - Yeah!
- Wow! - Do you see why this is
like so popular?
- This is good.
Tomato sauce and ham,
can't go wrong.
- It's bologna.
- It's a banger of a sanger.
- Bam!
- Wait, oh!
- Is this nutella?
- Don't do that, no.
Can't do that.
- Why can't I do that?
- Its just weird.
- Do I make you uncomfortable?
- Yeah.
- You can't go wrong with nutella.
- Like a little present for my mouth.
Merry Christmas to me.
- This is so good.
- Oh my god.
- Do you need a moment alone?
- It's so good.
It's so good.
- I'm not a huge fan.
I mean, oh actually no.
Lunch though?
Dessert.
- This is taking me back
to my childhood.
- Taking me back to yesterday.
- After a hard day of doing math
and science and stuff,
you open your lunchbox
and you got a nutella sandwich.
- Then you're a genius.
- That's pretty awesome.
It gives you the energy to keep going, you know?
- Sometimes you just really need this
to get you through a day of drama,
being fabulous and looking like me.
(laughter)
- It's baked beans. - Wow.
- Wow.
- Are you serious?
Are you guys serious?
- What's wrong with it?
- This is baked beans. - Yum.
You don't like baked beans?
- I have never seen baked beans in a sandwich,
nor considered the possibility.
- Yeah, see I would serve this,
um where I put the
toast on a plate the baked beans on the toast.
- Yeah on top.
- And then I take the whole thing
and chuck it in the trash
cause that's where it belongs.
- Or just don't waste food.
- Why is this gonna be bad?
Got bread, got butter,
you got toasty bread
and you got baked beans!
- No, it's not.
I don't think it's for me.
- A big ol' bite, Tom,
your life's about to change.
- It's a bit plain.
- What a horrible food.
- Oh, it's not bad.
- It's a no from me.
- Really? - Yeah.
You're right,
it's really plain.
- Just feels unnatural.
- Some would say this is the most natural form
to eat it.
- Who would say that? - Me.
- Beans on a sanger,
not a banger.
- If I was stranded on an island
and this - You know what,
I'll say no to this.
- We made it!
- We made it! - School's out for the summer.
- Mmm, that was a trip down memory lane,
I feel like. - Yeah!
- The sandwiches taste exactly
like I remember them.
- I think I'm gonna try devon and tomato-
no.
- Some of them, I haven't tried before
like the baked bean toastie
and that is uh, an abomination,
but the rest are pretty good.
- This was so fun.
I felt like a little kid. - Yeah.
(jazzy music)