- Yeah mom, I'm really digging it.
Yeah, no it's fun, it's nice out.
No I haven't joined a gang, I don't think I'll do that.
Rick's good, yeah.
Yeah, he's soberish.
Yeah, my knees holding out, oh, okay, I'll talk
to you later mom.
Bye, I love you.
- Comedy open mic tomorrow night,
come check it out or try it out.
First timers get on for sure.
- Well I won't be trying it out, I'm a dramatic actor,
I just moved to town.
Very very serious stuff.
- Okay, so Robin Williams, Jim Carrey and Jamie Foxx
never did both?
Wake up man, expand your range bro.
- Yeah, good point.
- Come back and expand that range bro.
(rap music)
- I thought you were going to be a dramatic actor.
- It's called range bro.
Look at Jim Carrey, Robin Williams,
Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx.
They all had it dude, I could do that.
I was class clown.
- No you weren't, I was class clown.
- Rick, you weren't in class, you were a parking lot clown.
- Of course I'm gonna be there bro, you're gonna kill it.
I got you.
- Thanks man.
- Does open mic mean open bar?
- No - Oh
- So I was riding in a cab the other day
and I was super high right
and the cab driver asked me,
"Where you going?" And I start talking
like Matthew McConaughey
and so I respond, "Alright, alright,
"alright"
(laughs)
- That dude's hilarious.
Good luck following that shit.
- How many beers have you had?
- Six, but I did a bub of coke in the bathroom
so I'm good.
- Great. Look man, maybe this was a bad idea.
- What? Dude we came all the way down here together.
You got this.
- I know, it's just I overheard that those guys
in the suits are big agents.
- So he looks kinda Chinese though.
- That's the dud I did coke with in the bathroom!
- You guys ready for your next comic?
This guy is new to town, he wants to be an actor.
Give it up for Gary Scouser.
- You got this buddy, eye of the tiger.
I'll be in the crowd supporting you.
- Okay, I got it.
Feel better
(scattered applause)
Hey everybody, how are ya?
That's a warm welcome.
Let's get started.
Yeah, my name is Gary, I'm new to Los Angeles
and traffic is not great,
we all know that.
I'm not used to it yet.
(boos)
(nervous chuckle)
Yeah, (stutters)
- Oh wow, great material,
let me guess, airplane food is so bad.
(laughs)
- Rick.
- Hey, nice haircut.
What time is the barbecue in Ohio, you fucking Dork.
(laughs)
(stutters)
Hey, nice gut.
What Dunkin Donuts you work out at?
(laughs)
- Yeah, why don't you get AIDS.
(audience gasps)
(boos)
- I have AIDS.
- Are you alright?
You'll never get an agent in this fucking town.
- I didn't know--
(slow clap)
- Alright, that was Gary everybody.
- Oh my God.
- Ah there he is, dude you killed--
- What in the fuck are you doing?
Why did you heckle me?
- What do you mean?
I came for support just like I said.
I got your back dude, we're a duo.
You know, like how we are in real life.
- You didn't let me get out a joke, not one joke.
They fucking booed me and then the agents walked out angry.
Great!
- Yeah, you made fun of their AIDS.
- I didn't fucking,
I don't even know if they have AIDS.
I just blurted it out.
That's a horrible thing to say
about anybody if they do or they don't have fucking AUDS.
- You should just calm down, relax bro,
it's gonna be okay.
Listen, you're a dramatic actor.
Comedy isn't easy dude,
it's just not your thing.
- I wouldn't know that because I couldn't get out one joke
so I don't know that.
- Sorry bro my bad.
Let's just go get a drink and forget about how terrible
that was okay?
- You said it was fine though.
- Hey, sorry to interrupt, that was so great.
You were so funny in there.
- Thanks man I mean--
- No, no, no not you, your friend.
What's you name man? - Rick.
- You were hysterical, you're my new favorite comedian.
- Oh, thank you.
- Boo!
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