Hello again, dear friend.
Now, everybody seems to just accept
that many things in life are the way that they are
because someone long ago decided that they should be that way.
Like, all the experimentation is over.
Well, we've got news for you, folks!
- It's not! - Yeah.
Today we're gonna take popular fashions
and see if maybe, just maybe, they're better in reverse.
It's time for...
All right, first up, we have a favorite
of glamorous women and short actors-- high heels.
Now in the "Book Of Mythicality,"
we feature mythical beast inventions,
and one brilliant mind thought of flipping
the stiletto concept before this segment
was even a twinkle in our eye.
So today we are bringing Hannah England's invention to life
with her patent-pending low heels--
AKA, high toes.
Show us what you got, Link.
♪ Ow! ♪
- The low heel. - Coming.
Oh, you look great, Rhett.
- Oh, so do you! - If you look at these from the side.
Yeah, the profile is really where all the action's at.
You can see that I've got these black heels on the front.
What kind of mobility did you have?
- Could you? - Some high toes, man.
Could you follow me around?
Um, I'm getting a really good stretch in the calves.
But I think if, you know, it's one of those things
where if there's a moment of emphasis that I want make
- in a conversation with you. - Uh-huh.
I could be like, "But what I really mean is..."
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Look! It's the heel-less high heel.
And it becomes heel-less high heels.
- I'm almost jealous. - And then I can just revert back.
Back to my normal me.
It's just-- it's just walking and walking.
Walking on the-- ooh, it hurts.
I'm just going to go ahead say,
after having them on this long,
I'm in severe pain.
Like, my calves are being stretched to the limit,
They look like the Dutch wooden shoe a little bit.
Okay, Link. Uh, you be the judge. Does it flip?
Absolutely not.
( buzzer )
It was the illustrious hipster
who popularized the deep V neck.
But lately I've observed that a whole bunch of crew necks
are walking around on the hip streets of Los Angeles.
Maybe deep V necks need to switch it up by getting flipped up.
Make way for the deep V belly.
Okay, there it is.
He's strutting his stuff.
It's not very slimming.
But I feel so free.
You look like you tried to turn a superhero cape
into a t-shirt.
Or it's flirting with becoming a superhero cape.
And it-- you can't. I mean...
You can't pull it together even if you wanted to?
Almost. Okay, there you go.
You can show up at a party like,
"I don't know what kind of party this is."
Oh, now I know what kind of party this is.
It's that kind of party.
( laughter )
It's a little awkward to have to hold it.
But then once you let it lose,
if it's that kind of party,
are you feeling good to show the flesh pyramid?
I feel like a zipper would be nice. I feel like--
- Don't backtrack. - No, I-- what I'll say is that
I feel like I would want to be amongst friends, you know?
I feel like I wouldn't feel comfortable among strangers like this.
Me personally, you know?
I feel like I wouldn't want to be friends,
"to be amongst" if they were doing that.
Well, you know how a dog that really trusts you
will expose his belly to you?
- Yeah, just kinda. - That's how I am.
And it's like, if I trust you,
I'll be like, "You can see the belly. I know you want to."
But that's only if you're a good friend or a confidante.
Maybe if I get a closer look at it,
I'll see the genius of it.
Oh, oh. Gosh.
I see your future.
It involves us not being friends if you keep this up.
Okay, uh, so does it flip?
-
Okay, fashion goes in cycles,
and it seems like we've neared the end of the skinny tapered jeans trend,
meaning that bell bottoms are coming back.
I think I look pretty good in 'em.
Let's see if they're just as trendy
flipped upside down!
Take a look at Link's bell top jeans.
Hey, guys.
I'm a little to the party.
Don't know what kind of party this is,
but I wanted to make sure I had a lot of pelvis room.
- Oh, wow. - Whoo.
You look like Humpty-Dumpty.
I mean, you just need the egg,
you just need the egg to fit-- make an egg--
I forgot to wear the top half of my Humpty Dumpty costume.
It's like, bloop. It would go right here.
Photoshop it on, mythical beasts.
- Um. - Uh, I don't know. It's very comfortable.
I feel very secure. I got some--
a little secret elastic bandage happening here.
Oh, that's how there's-- it's not magic.
It's keeping them up. Yeah, it's not like, constant, like,
- kinesis of the "tele" variety. - You got anything in there
besides yourself? I'm afraid to look.
No, but, like, if I, you know--
if I get cold, I could just be like,
"Ooh, I'm cold. Brrr! My arms are warm now."
I can be a t-shirt and britches man all year round.
It's not-- I mean, it might be more unflattering
than the, uh, V bottom. Let me see the back.
Let me see what the butt looks like.
Wha-bam!
It doesn't do anything for your butt either.
You could an ad on it.
Like, lots of room to sell big billboards.
You know what you could do, though?
You can put your phone and your wallet
and you'll never actually sit on them.
You know sitting on your phone and wallet is bad for your back?
- What I-- I-- - They're on the outside.
I could also put my backpack and my date.
And, uh, I don't know. Think about all the things
I could smuggle in to a movie theater.
Yeah, but it might poke out the top.
Like, buckets of chicken, man.
I could have two buckets of chicken.
I could walk around parties and be
the chicken bucket man.
Okay, so, does it flip?
Link:
I love this!
Lastly, we're gonna take on the iconic
'80s hairstyle, the mullet.
As you can see, I'm rocking the classic
business in the front, party in the back, y'all.
But what's a flipped mullet?
Please welcome Rhett and his brand new fullet!
( laughter )
Oh. I'm right here. Stop.
- Aah! - Here I am.
Okay, now give us a--
hold on, give us a little turn first
before you part the hair seas.
Oh, see? Look at that.
Both: Business in the back.
- Link: And then... - Party in the front.
It's very emo, like original Smosh
if they didn't want to see.
Well, I think it's finally time that I told you all.
- I'm Sia. - ( laughter )
Sia doesn't have a beard, man.
Um, well, just a couple of observations.
It doesn't seem like you can see anything.
Uh, I actually can see. It's like a muted view of the world.
Like, if you're having a bad day
and you don't really want to take it all in.
That's emo.
And also, I kinda feel like,
again, it's one of those things
where I can choose to reveal myself.
It's like I'm constantly at a costume party.
I didn't think that anyone could look
less intelligent than me,
- and then you came out here. - ( laughter )
"Hey, man, come out here and top how unintelligent I look."
I can't even see what it looks like. That is a problem.
- You just look-- - But I feel so safe.
You look like you have a wig on backwards.
It's like when an alligator,
when you close an alligator's eyes
and it thinks that it's by itself and it's safe.
I feel so safe right now.
But then when I come out of the world, I'm like...
"Oh, turns out I'm not safe.
But I can make myself safe again."
Like that, safe again.
Okay, but does the mullet flip?
Rhett:
I-- okay, fine.
I'm glad you can live in that world, but I'm not joining you.
But if you ever want to get in my pants, there's plenty of room.
Oh, gosh.
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