So, did my tips help you find any potentially special girls?
All I found was Cookie.
He look good, but she's not really my type.
Well, then what is your type of girl?
Susie. But she's gone, and she still hasn't called.
I'll never find another girl like Susie.
I'll be alone forever.
Come on. There's lots of other fish in this school.
What is Ned Bigby's perfect girl?
Okay, my perfect girl would have to be funny, smart, athletic,
have a great smile and be a great friend.
And I'll know when I see her,
because a golden light will hit her just right
and the angels will sing.
Oh, please.
[singing]
Yeah! The lights work. [chuckles]
[singing]
Then can you please fix the ones in my music room
so we can go back there to sing?
[singing]
What?
Okay, get ready to smile.
Whoa!
Whoo! Yeehaw!
Knock, knock.
- Cookie. - Say, "Who's there?"
Cookie.
Perfect.
[screaming]
[laughing]
[grunting]
[laughing]
My mom said to thank you.
That's her favorite picture of me.
[sighing]
Did you lose him?
I think so.
- I'm flattered. - It's a rumor.
I just want to stay friends.
[both] I don't want to go out with you.
It was just a rumor.
I should have known.
What do we do now?
If you're on the wrong end of a rumor, don't panic.
Just ignore it.
So we just ignore it?
Yeah. Who cares what people think?
[both] You broke our hearts.
Now I'm gonna break you.
Ignore it, doesn't always work,
so there's only one thing left to do.
Let's break up.
Here.
Flowers, for me?
Yes, and I have something to say.
And I don't really know how to say it,
so- so, I'm just gonna say it.
- I-- - Before you say anything.
I've got to show you something.
You made me a rocking chair? I love it.
No, I made the rocking chair for the judge.
I hope he loves it.
I got to say,
this whole thing took me by surprise, but judge?
What judge?
Right this way, Mr. Baumgarten.
Didn't tell you about it earlier in case I didn't finish.
But if this guy likes my chair,
I'm going to the National Woodworking finals.
Ooh, these arms make the perfect pair.
Oh, I was way off.
So, what's with the flowers?
To cheer you up.
Us being friends and all. [chuckles]
Cheer me up for what?
Now, let's have a seat.
The chair fails.
What happened to my chair?
Wait. Cheer me up?
You did this.
You lost control of [unintelligible] again,
destroyed my chair
and thought flowers would make up for it.
No, that's not it. Believe me.
Then let me guess.
I suppose you got me the flowers to tell me you like me.
On second thought, I cut your chair.
Sorry.
You might wanna run now.
Whoa!
Get back here!
Go away!
Ah, young love.
Just tell Missy the truth, you're not interested in her.
Because the truth doesn't work on crazy people.
I'm doomed to live in this no flirting zone forever.
Wait a minute. You're a girl.
Thanks for noticing.
And you're standing right in the middle of the zone.
Yeah, because Missy knows you and I are friends,
and she's afraid of me.
Right. Be my girlfriend.
What?
Now, all you gotta do is wear my jacket.
That's a total sign you're going out with someone.
Oh, and we'll wear these matching friendship rings.
Again, what?
Look, just pretend to be my girlfriend
for a little while,
and then super jealous Missy will stop terrorizing me
and innocent girls all over the school.
[screaming]
[cat yowling]
What about Famon?
He's not the jealous type,
And all we've got to do is hold hands, cuddle a little bit...
peck on the cheek.
Okay, I'm in.
♪ Big brown eyes And a gust of wind ♪
♪ And the cherry burns The corner ♪
♪ Of the page that says The end is coming soon ♪
♪ But it won't long ♪
♪ Well, it takes a worried man♪
♪ You know To sing a worried song ♪
♪ And I've got issues, yeah ♪
♪ Like I miss you, yeah ♪
♪ And I wish I weren't so thick ♪
♪ I'm making myself sick ♪
♪ If that phone don't ring One more time ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna lose What's left of my mind ♪
♪ Yeah You made a big impression ♪
♪ For a girl of your size ♪
♪ Now I can't get by Without you ♪
♪ And your big brown eyes ♪
[music playing]
Hey. You want to meet me in the rose garden?
Hey. I'm sorry for blowing you off.
Going out with Susie doesn't mean
I can't hang with you.
I guess I just felt a little left out.
Well, you could've just told me that
instead of locking me in here.
I'll get you out,
so you won't miss your date with Susie's mom.
Yes, I will. Cause tonight, it's just me and you
and movie video game pizza night.
[grunting] Now, get me out of here.
Ms. Pendrick is killing me.
I have to... Hey, what's wrong?
Jock never liked me. He used me to get Amy jealous.
I'm such an idiot.
No, he's the idiot.
Any guy would be lucky to have you as his girlfriend.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
[groaning, cracking]
Careful.
[bell ringing]
Quick, look like you love me before Missy gets here.
Is that it? No kiss?
I thought you two were in love.
The 24 hours are not up yet.
[groaning]
Wow.
Pretty convincing.
Anything for a pal.
Yeah. So, how are you and Fabin doing?
Just asking.
Who? Oh, right.
[grunting]
He's fighting for my honor or something.
You got to help me get outside.
What are you so deep in thought about?
Uh...
Jennifer. Walk with me to class?
[clearing throat]
So what's it gonna be?
Do you want to go with me or Fabin?
I can't decide.
What to clean. Spring is here.
[clearing throat]
You want to see the wild boy, right?
It didn't happen.
[laughing]
I don't think things are working out
with me and Susie.
And Lumer's not my type.
Well, what is your type?
You know me, I like the wild boys.
So maybe we should go out, you know, boyfriend, girlfriend,
more than friends.
Hand holding, talking all night, heart shaped candies
on Valentine's Day.
I'm ready if you are.
Bring it on.
[music playing]
Best field trip ever.
So how'd speed dating go?
Find the perfect girl?
No, just the wrong ones. And I'm not asking for much.
I just want a girl who's funny,
athletic, smart, has a great smile,
is a good friend,
isn't afraid to take charge once in a while,
likes sports and call me demanding,
but I like 'em on the tall side.
You just described Mose.
What? Very funny. I've known her forever.
We're just friends.
And I'll know my perfect girl when I see her.
Hey, guys.
[music playing]
Okay, Gordy, enough with the lights.
What?
I fixed them, and I got the choir back
in the music room. [laughing]
Why are you looking at me like that?
[phone ringing]
Susie. Hi.
No, everything's fine.