Jackson, my doctor.
Dr Ron, where's Ron?
Where's Ron?
He was the White House doctor.
He was a great doctor.
He was Admiral, a doctor, and now he's a congressman, I said,
which is the best, if you had your choice.
And he sort of indicated doctor because he loved looking at my body.
It was so strong, powerful.
>> [LAUGH] >> But
he said I'm the healthiest president that's ever lived.
I was the healthiest.
I said, I like this guy, I don't know who the hell he is at the time, I said,
but I'll- >> There's so much to love about that.
Ronnie Jackson, just keep on making a fool of yourself.
He's standing up.
Yes, I'm being acknowledged.
He's joking that I love to leer at his naked flesh.
Great, I'm glad I stood up at this point.
And anyway, look, Trump is joking.
What he's doing there is the thing that I keep being told is him being charming.
And I guess on some level, that's true.
He seems to understand that he does not have a strong,
powerful body and most people probably do not want to gape at it.
However, his following does seem to think that that's true.
They love photoshopping him on Rambo and on Thanos and
on basically anyone with the cool V on the abs.
>> Mm-hm.
>> That's really seemingly how they picture him and
they really do worship this guy.
So it's good that he could have a sense of humor about it.
But I wish his base would catch up when it comes to evaluations of exactly the sort
of person he is.
Francesco, what do you think?
>> I mean, I think, look, comedically amazing, but that's sort of when you
follow up with a you guys left a little too hard at that one.
I work out.
I mean, I worked out 1989 once.
I went to gym.
It is a little bit like can we reverse psychology him into
actually not being a disgusting POS?
I don't know, maybe.
But yeah, no one, no one, no one has ever
enjoyed looking at Donald Trump's body ever.
Even the consensual gazes, no one has enjoyed it.
Stormy Daniels documented, all right?
We know this.
We've heard about Mario kart mushroom with Yeti pubes.
That is a quote.
>> [LAUGH] >> All right, you all?
>> I don't like it.
>> You wanna know where the hair is extended?
Usually, obviously, you wonder, there's no toupees on the back hair either.
Think about the back hair, guys.
>> Stop it.
>> Think about the liver spots in the very,
[LAUGH] think about the long sort of- >> No more, no, we're done.
We're not thinking about it anymore. >> Newborn baby crack like,
the sort of and like the old man cellulite like but not round,
but just the, [LAUGH] it's so gross.
It is discoursing, you guys.
It is alienesque, the number of folds under
the titties [LAUGH] >> No, that's it.
No, I am being- >> [LAUGH]
>> I want the TV to cut her mic for
at least a minute.
>> Trump makes ET look like Channing Tatum, all right?
>> I mean, I've always thought ET, not bad, not bad.
That alien, anyway, I'm not gonna say.
But anyway, this is funny for Trump, for Ronny Jackson.
The joke at the end of the day is on us cuz that dude is a congressman.
The dude who, Trump can joke about his strong powerful body or whatever.
Ronny Jackson did come out and talk about him being the strongest person ever.
He did, actually, make him make a laughing stock of the idea of a doctor
being serious about the president.
And that's not it.
He spread COVID-19 misinformation.
He was briefly considered to be the next secretary of the VA, but
his nomination failed amid misconduct claims.
He eventually left and ran for Congress but
Department of Defense Inspector General report showed that he
perpetuated a toxic work environment, drank alcohol on duty.
There was talk about him popping pills constantly and engaged in sexually
inappropriate conduct while serving as the White House physician.
And if there is anything we love as a people it's a handsy doctor.
But, anyway, while that stopped him from becoming the secretary of the VA,
it did not stop him, in any way, from becoming a congressman.
So, again, the joke is on us.
Anyway, don't, don't.
>> And you've got a terrible body.
They let you do whatever you want.
[LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> That was his pride.
That was a consolation prize.
All right, I'll do the prostate exam, but
I'm gonna be elected in office, right?
It's not worth it, n ot for that salary.
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