When I seek opportunities
I wait
And then I press focus
And then I say
Waaait for it.
Oh no, it's gonna happen, I see it, I see it, I
I felt it, guys, I felt it, wait for it
Oh no, why am I getting, I'm losing focus
Alfred- what the hell is going on? Wait for it, stay with me, stay with me. Kid- daddy! Man- what?
Oh my goodness, we got a bunch of kids back here screaming, are you, am I picking that up?
Oh boy, oh no
Oh no, somebody's trying to get my attention, but I don't want your attention right now.
Oh man
Who's trying to get my attention, is there a bloop, bloop, bloop happening or something? Wait, wait, guys
This is what, this is all us, guys, guys, we're trying to do an intro here
Stop trying to get my attention, stop it, side dock, oh no, do we hit another boat?
No, we don't, no, we don't.
No, we don't, but we can zoom out a little bit to show you guys
The scene that's happening.
Kid- run! Alfred- that current is ripping, look, look at that, look at that coconut, look at that coconut.
See how is it moving?
But
We go again
Because we can
Oh man, what the hell is going on over here? Ooh
Damn, why did they launch that like that? All right, back to this, relax.
Things are a little wild over here at the boat ramp, guys.
Man- he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall.
There's so much going on, guys, I'm just trying to, oh man, oh no!
No, no, no, it's like taking advantage of a baby.
Oh no, the side dock is coming
Oh man, round two, guys, put on the clown music, damn it
Damn it
You're not seeing things, guys, the same thing has happened four times
You're not tripping on mushrooms, your wife is not trying to give you
Cyanide
It's the same thing over and over and over.
All right, round three, let's go, come on, guys.
All right, let's try it one more time, come on, we got this
We got this
Damn it
Uh oh, he's looking over here, he's wondering, damn it, it's you, isn't it?
It's you, you monster
You're a monster.
All right.
All right, guys, I think he's got it this time
But does he make the same mistake for the fifth time?
And he did, the current got him again
Put the clown music, the wife is throwing down her hands
She's saying what the hell is going on here
Is Alfred really cursing the waters?
Oh no, round five
Now you're really tripping on acid, guys
It's a damn mushroom
Go to the ER quick
You drank too many Viagras, honey
It doesn't go down, it's been three days
Imagine that conversation at the ER, huh?
Come on buddy, come on bro, I want to end this video already bro, I'm running out of battery
Seriously, come on, just dock already
damn it! Waaait for it, oh fifth's a charm
The fifth is a charm
Oh, he's fed up
Damn
The boat doesn't work, it doesn't work
Damn it
The damn boat don't work
What is this man, the boat doesn't work
My goodness, it's not him bro, it's the boat
The freaking whaler does not work, guys
I'd be wrong for me to put clown music on this
I mean, they're gonna revoke my AARP car, I swear, bro
Listen, I'm gonna be the guy in the nursing home that everybody's gonna say like
Just leave him alone bro, it's Montaner, leave him alone, just bro, leave him there
Uh, please be nice to me, bro, please
All right
He went to another ramp, guys
Because that was the problem
This is the problem, oh my goodness, you're gonna be, tell me when you're gonna get shot killed
Oh my goodness, you gotta be kidding me, bro
Get away, get away, get away, get away, no, no!
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Man- Alfred! Alfred- what's up!
Oh my goodness
I swear people would think that I actually pay people to do this
I'm telling you, it is
All right
Bro, I'm just gonna jump in the water and dock the boat, bro, I haven't docked the boat in my whole life
but I'm gonna, guys, I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna do this, I got this
Maybe he, I'm gonna tell him, hey, go in reverse
Man- Alfred. Alfred- ladies, come on, be honest, and be honest right now
Would, would you
Would you be upset if this were your husband?
Or if it were vice versa, right?
What's up, guys?
I know, there's a little kid just said hi, but I don't want to, I don't want to get
I don't want to get the camera off here
This is good, like the other day I had an incredible clip
Such a great funny clip
And it was funny, but there was a teenager in the front, I thought it was an adult
And I didn't put it, because I'm not, I'm not that much of a monster
But it was hilarious, it was hilarious, and then I realized
You know, I wouldn't want them to do that to my kid, right?
But hey, it's fair game with all the adults, guys
Adults are a fair game
Guys, I apologize for this 30 minute video, I
I swear I have nothing to do with this
But
if I were a betting man, I would say that the ending is gonna go
And be outrageous
Uh oh, that's it, he's fed up
He's still wondering why the boat doesn't want to, oh, we have a good Samaritan
She's gonna, oh man, we got a good Samaritan
We have a good Samaritan
Guys
I can honestly say
This boat is broken, guys, it's not him
The boat is broken, the boat is broken
You see, he goes front, he goes back, he goes side to side
All right
The dog house, that's the name of the boat
I think I'm gonna be in the dog house after this one, guys
Oh, he's coming to nine
He's coming to nine, he's coming to nine
Bro, but listen
Why are you going to the same one?
Look, you have another option here
Should I be nice? I should
After, after, after the clip is over, I'll tell him what he did wrong
Wait for it, my friends
I'm a monster
You guys, you wanted this, you guys were basing
Like a bunch of crackheads waiting for the Chit Show
Content, this is what you guys love, bro, this is what you love, you like to
To be remembered as the monster that you are
All right, look, the lady that was in
In the front, that was trying to help, she gave up
Come on, come on, come on, bro, come on, you got this, you got this
There you go, there you go, there you go
And he's gonna, oh, he's gonna ram it, bro, poor guy, bro
Damn it, nope
Oh no, there it is, oh no, oh dude, oh no!
Oh my goodness, you just got to be kidding me
All right, guys, be safe out there on the water, guys
Be safe out there on the water
Be safe out there on the water, my friends
Oh no, this is
Don't man, I
The poor lady, the poor lady sat down, she's like
I'm done
I'm tired of this
Honey, I'm tired of standing up
Bro, at least your friends are gonna laugh with you, bro
She's so tired, bro, poor lady, bro, I'm sorry
I am so sorry
She's like, bro
Put a fork in me, I don't, I don't care
Oh my goodness, hold on, hold on, hold on, guys, hold on
Look, look, look what's going on in the world, everything is crazy
All right, time out, time out, guys
Bro, this reminds me of the first day boater, the guy
Reversing the boat
In Palm Beach, if you didn't see that video, you got to watch it
This is it, guys, she's got it this time
She's got it this time, she's got it
The current's got him
Is fruitless
It's fruitless
Poor thing, she's going in, guys
She's going in
No, no, no, no, no
Bro, he's gonna full throttle on you
Just turn off the engine, just turn off the engine
Look at this, guys, oh my goodness
All right
Man, I feel a sense of relief
And at the same time, I have a little giggle in my soul
I think I'm going lower
Into the depths of hell after this video, guys
I really am
I want to give a big shout out to that good Samaritan, she was
She was helpful
And the next video is going to see this
These guys bring back the trailer, oh no
Waaait for it!
Guys
Alfred Montaner
It's starting to get colder over here, guys, it's only like 85 degrees
Over here
Stay with me
Be safe out there, guys, and, remember
There's
There's some wacky things going on in the world
All right, well let me end this video, listen, I want to give a big shout out to
All my subscribers
Who have purchased
Some Chit Show merch
And, you guys are awesome
I really appreciate you guys
I'm out of here, guys
Thank you for being a good sport
But
You got to go ahead and take your boat to a mechanic, that thing is not working right
It really isn't
I'm out of here
Boom!
What an epic day, guys
Wow, all I can say is, absolutely crazy day, guys, don't forget to like and subscribe
Amazingness, that's what we do, Alfred Montaner, making a scene as always, I'm out of here.
Boom!