- Hey guys.
Hope you are all doing well.
Welcome to "Nuke With Me,"
the cooking show where everything
is prepared in the microwave.
I'm your host, Marlon Webb.
Come with me on this journey
as we make so many fun things in the microwave.
And make sure you take notes
because you can really make these things at home.
Follow along as we make steak and mashed potatoes.
Let's start with the ingredients, shall we?
So first off-
- Jesus.
- And action.
- So first.
- So here are our ingredients for steak and mashed potatoes.
Potatoes,
butter,
sour cream, water,
salt, and just for fun, bacon bits.
And we got everything but the steak.
- Everybody hold.
- Oh.
- That's plant-based.
The steak is plant-based.
- Oh, look at you trying to be all chill.
Hey there Mr. Big Shot.
- Shut up.
- Marlon, buddy.
- I'm fine.
- Are you talking to the steak?
- Never better.
- We'll see about that.
- Move on with the show.
- We're gonna take the potato peeler
and peel the skin off the potato.
Next, we're gonna cut the potato into half-inch cubes.
We're gonna take our potatoes
and put them in this microwave-safe bowl.
We're gonna add a half cup of water
and put it in the microwave for six minutes on 100% power.
And if you're a hungry, hungry hippo,
you can put extra...
- Wait, wait, wait.
We're not getting any audio from the boom mic.
- What you mean we're not getting audio?
Has it been (beep) up this whole time?
I don't understand.
What's wrong with the boom mic?
Is that a (beep) eggplant?
- It's a penis emoji.
- Why did you do this?
Where are you going with this idea?
- You're a funny guy, Todd.
- Stand-up special coming soon.
- Oh my god.
- Yeah, I bet you're furious.
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Whatcha gonna do?
- OK, we're gonna take the potato bowl
out of the microwave now.
You wanna take your bowl and drain it.
See how tender these potatoes are.
That seems pretty tender to me.
Add a quarter teaspoon of salt for a little bite.
One teaspoon of butter and one half teaspoon of sour cream.
We're going to mash it up.
- What's up?
No, I'm completely free right now.
What?
You're (beep) pregnant?
Well how do you know?
No, I can't talk right now.
Yo, your mom's (beep) crazy.
- Whoa.
- Jesus Christ.
- I'm gonna be a (beep) dad.
(beep)
- Is Todd (beep) your mom?
Why are you OK with this?
- 'Cause he part of the Big Brother program.
- He's stupid dumb.
He's gonna ruin everything.
Do something.
- OK.
Todd, I know you're doing the best that you can.
But I'm trying to get the word out
how people can make gourmet meals
in a microwave and you're (beep) that up.
- But I used a condom.
- I'm trying to stay calm, OK?
But you're really pushing me to the edge.
I'm trying not to come over there and-
- Uh, Marlon?
Little request.
Why don't you throw a few key words in there for YouTube?
- No.
- You're doing good.
- Moving on to the steak.
We are going to microwave the skillet
for about three minutes on high.
That way the steak can simmer
when we put it back on the skillet.
- Marlon, you're doing great.
Make sure we integrate some YouTube challenges,
some YouTube challenges to get the kids involved.
- Can I just make the mother (beep) steak, fam?
- We wanna get the kids involved.
- Sis, shut the-
- I'm trying to help you.
- Ah!
- Careful, it's hot, buddy.
- Ow!
Now we're gonna lightly butter both sides of the steak
before putting it back in the skillet.
Ooh.
It's working.
Then you're gonna cover it with paper towel
and then put it back in the microwave
for one minute and 45 seconds, maximum power.
(beep) I did it again!
- Careful, it's hot.
- Where the hell did you get a guitar?
- Your mom gave it to me.
She gives me presents 'cause I give her dick.
- What the (beep)?
- Sorry, that was me.
- It's freak out time.
- What the (beep)?
I'm giving you a (beep) check!
Please take this shit seriously!
You need to take your life seriously!
That's why you're so (beep) bad!
- Oh no, I'm done.
- And action.
- OK.
Boom.
Add some butter to the skillet
and mix it a little bit with the steak juice.
Pour that onto the steak like that, some extra juice.
And bam.
Mm,
there it is.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is actually not bad.
I'm not kidding, oh my god.
What I do?
I (beep) around and made a dish!
- Beauty shots, beauty shots, let's get some beauty shots.
Put some sexiness in there.
♪ Let it wobble ♪
♪ Let it wiggle, let it wiggle ♪
♪ Make that ass double dribble ♪
♪ Baby turn it up a little, hey ♪
♪ And shake that ass like ♪
- There you go.
Now make that ass jiggle.
That's, that's some sexiness.
That's how you get views, baby boy.
If I wasn't married.
I'm not, so I can.
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I don't know what to say, oh OK.
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I will take my shirt off.