- Hey there, fruit-lovers!
It's the Try Not To Cry Challenge!
Orange you glad?
(laughing)
I'll be your host, now let's meet the contestants!
He's the apple of many an eye,
he ain't red but he's still delicious.
No butts about it, this guy's not half bad.
Let's welcome, Corey!
- Thanks Orange, great to be here!
If I win today, I'm gonna use the prize money
to pay off my new dream butt, The Cheekster6000!
- Whoa! That's one shiny heiney.
(laughing)
- Yeah, and I got, like, 40 more payments on this puppy,
so it'll be a real bummer if I don't win.
(laughing)
- Well, let's meet your competitor!
He's sharp, he's got metal.
He can handle whatever you throw at him.
Please welcome, Knife!
- Hello there, Orange. (crowd booing)
- Thank you for, hey, hey, don't you boo me!
I'm not a bad guy.
- What will you do with the prize money if you win, Knifey?
- Oh man, I don't know.
Probably just go on vacation.
Find a beach somewhere and cut loose.
- Good plan!
Maybe you should go to Bar-blade-os.
(laughing)
(sighs)
- Well if it's as far away from you as possible,
then yes, I'll definitely consider it.
- Okay. So here are the rules.
Three rounds, whoever cries first loses.
Get it?
- Got it.
- Good. Round one, let's get right to it!
Chop chop!
(laughing)
- Look, I'm not gonna waste your time. Corey is it?
Here's the deal, I've kidnapped the one person
you care about most in the world.
(crowd booing)
What? What are you booing me for?
Come one, that's not evil,
that's just me competing!
- Wait a sec, wait.
You mean you kidnapped my half brother, Little Apple?
- That's precisely what I mean.
- Corey, don't give in!
Beat this guy no matter what it takes!
- Oh, a touching sentiment,
but misguided, I'm afraid.
Corey, you're definitely going to cry
after I do this!
- Did you miss me on purpose or?
- No, I'm trying my best to cut you in half,
it's just kind of hard 'cause you're so small.
- Wow, never heard that one before.
(grunting)
- Wow, looks like knife just can't cut it.
(laughing)
- It's really hard, okay?
It's just so small
plus all the booing is really hurting my feelings.
(crowd booing)
(Knife cries)
- Wow, is Knife so frustrated
he's actually crying right now?
- He sure is.
Round one goes to Corey!
- On one hand, I'm really glad Corey won and I didn't die,
but on the other hand,
I really didn't need another reminder
of how small I am today.
- Can't hear you ll the way up here, Little Apple.
Moving on to round two!
(laughing)
- What you going to try this round, Knife?
Cutting my favorite half brother didn't work.
- True, which is why I'm trying something different.
Cutting you!
- Whoa, what?
Time out! Is that even legal?
- I don't really care!
I need that vacation!
(crowd booing)
Just stop booing me already!
Now Corey, get ready to cry as a result of physical pain!
- Hey listen, you're wasting your time.
I'm telling you man.
Bro, I don't feel pain. Seriously.
Yeah, I lost that half of my brain.
Besides, as you just figured out,
I'm half the size of a normal apple
so I'm pretty hard to cut.
Basically, all that effort you just exerted,
yeah, it was kind of a waste.
(crowd booing) - You're kidding me, right?
I put everything I had into that one.
(Knife cries)
- Not trying to be a jerk or nothing,
but I think he's crying, Orange.
- True story, Corey.
You win round two.
But don't despair, Knife,
you still have life.
Round three is worth triple points!
- Nice, makes me wonder
why we even did the charade of round 1 to 2, but okay.
- I think I'll go first this round.
I brought this.
(crowd in awe)
♪ Baby kittens without mommies ♪
- Uh-oh.
Wait a minute, I thought baby kittens without mommies
was banned from this competition.
No fair!
- Was it?
Sorry, I lost the half of my brain that remembers rules.
Orange, maybe you can remember me.
Did Knife literally try to kill me and my brother
in the first two rounds, or am I imagining that?
- You made your point.
The rules went out the window a while ago.
But you're wasting your time.
I don't cry over baby kittens.
- Oh yeah, well good thing
I also came across this footage of you
getting boo'd off the stage at The Comedy Kitchen in 1986.
- So yeah, I went out with a blonde butter knife
the other night, didn't work out.
She wasn't too sharp.
(crowd booing)
Ow! (cries)
- Where did you find that tape?
That's it, you're getting chopped!
Orange too, everyone is getting chopped!
(crowd booing)
- Stop booing me!
I'll chop you all!
- Oh come on! This thing isn't even paid for yet.
(lively music)