- And then this is where you pee from,
that little knob.
It's like a female penis.
(jazzy riff music)
- Today, I'll be labeling a vagina.
- Look, probably not the best person to do this job,
but I'm gonna give it a red hot.
- Everything that I know now, I had to learn myself.
- No. - How many vaginas have you
come into contact with?
- My mom's when I did, I did get born
by the vagina, so that's one.
And not many others, to be honest.
- It's kind of like playing pin the tail on the donkey,
isn't it?
- Hello, friend.
(chuckles)
- Mons pubis.
Who's mons, and where's her pubes at?
- What would a mons pubis do?
- Okay so pubis, maybe like, the pubes, or something.
- I have never heard of this before.
That is a new word to me.
So education obviously failed.
- Oh, up here!
(bell dings)
- Yeah, it's not labeling the pubic hair,
(bell dings)
but I think it must be this thing.
(bell dings)
- The pubic area, right?
Pubes, pubis, Latin, it's kind of like English, but not.
- Heard they're great.
(laughs)
- This I do know what it is.
Unfortunately, my education for this word had
to come from "South Park"
- This one's the clitoris.
I do know about that one.
- Cartman has to find the clitoris,
and I have to do that now.
- Alright, the clitoris, that's the little nubbly right?
The place where you gotta go around the clock.
- This one goes here.
(bell dings)
- Look, I might not know a lot about vaginas,
but shout out to women, because they're complex.
- I think it's this one.
(bell dings)
- Or is it that thing?
- The urethral opening is the small hole.
- Urethra.
Uretha, I forgot the word now.
- This seems to be the only opening, I think.
- Do you pee from, you don't pee
from the hole there, do you?
(laughs)
- But where would that be located?
Oh, here, great!
(bell dings)
- Yeah, I think that's it.
(buzzer sounds)
- You wouldn't wipe inside, right?
So maybe, there's the clit inside.
(buzzer sounds)
And then this is where you pee from.
That little knob.
(buzzer sounds)
It's like a female penis.
- The vaginal opening.
- There's so many layers to a vagina.
Like an onion.
- Maybe, this one might not be correct.
- So I'm gonna go, vaginal opening, for me,
kind of seems like the place where the whole vagina opens.
- Which just looks like this big hole here.
(bell dings)
We'll go for that.
- Vaginal opening.
(buzzer sounds)
Maybe?
- I think urethral opening is this one here.
(bell dings)
And then here I'm going to put vaginal opening.
(bell dings)
- The labia minora.
Hmm.
- I'm thinking of a minora is the Jewish candle.
- The inner part of the...
flappys?
(chuckles)
- I'm changing a few things.
I'm gonna go with this as...
(bell dings)
the vaginal opening.
- We're gonna call this one the labia minora.
(bell dings)
All right, so this, I'm gonna go with this
(buzzer sounds)
as the minora.
- Oh (beep), okay.
So we've got labia majora, so there's two.
- So that's the minora, the minor area.
I feel like this is the major area
because a lot is happening.
You got the clitoris, the place where you pee from,
bing, bing, the pubes.
- Majora, minora, it's like...
a Zelda game.
- I also had friends who are very into being all
about knowing about the vagina.
(bell dings)
I have one friend in particular.
So he was probably a better education than sex ed was.
- My feeling is it is these two.
(bell dings)
I just don't know if I've got them in the right order.
- I feel like I'm doing really well.
But then at the same time, these aren't fitting,
(buzzer sounds)
so maybe I'm doing really terribly.
- Perineo?
- Periny?
- Perineo!
- Oh, the perineum!
- By process of elimination...
(bell dings)
- I'm pretty sure that's your gooch.
(bell dings)
- Got that one.
- This is definitely self-explanatory.
- know where that one is, bingo!
- Your anus, anus!
I have one, so I'm confident.
(bell dings)
Unless I've been calling mine something else
this whole time.
(bell dings)
- Boop.
- I don't like that word.
Oh my God, a hundred percent, woo!
Yeah!
- 10 out of 10, great.
- So overall, I got...
half right.
My conclusion, I half know the way around a vagina.
- I think maybe movies, TV,
and the internet definitely helped me out today.
- Will I ever go discovering?
No.
But it's a complex and beautiful place.
So shout out to vaginas.
(upbeat music)