Does Justin Bieber, is he going to call you Uncle Alec
and do you have, Uncle Alec!
And do you have an opinion, like, how old are they?
They're very young.
They're 11, they're 11.
Yes! Do you have an opinion
on getting married? It's young love.
I didn't get married until I was 38,
and I was shocked that I was doing it then quite frankly,
but, advice for the young people?
Well, I said to them, you know,
first of all they came to my house this summer.
Hailey, who is adorable, she came with him to my house.
And they sat down and you know,
I always say to people you get married 'cause you have to.
You know like, when I get married
I don't mean in that sense.
(audience laughs)
I meant that you know when I met my wife
I wasn't really thinking about getting married again
and I wasn't sure I didn't really
think about it much at all.
and when I met my, when I met Hilaria,
I remember sitting there going oh the thought
that that woman is out there and I don't have her,
I would be miserable, you know, like I had to marry her,
I had to have her and I--
I also remember though that you said you were worried
because of your age difference and that there was a line
he was trying to explain to Hilaria.
And her answer was, "I am the line."
I am the line!
I am the line.
(audience laughs)
I said you're so much--
And I thought, they're going to be happy together forever,
because that's the way it was the night I met John,
I'm going to cry.
You just know when you know.
(audience applauds)
I said you're so much younger than me.
I said any man has a line, I said, what am I going to do?
Date a woman who's 19?
I said, you have to have a line.
And when you're a man you ask yourself where is the line?
And my wife goes, "I am the line Alec!"
and I went--
I love that story, Let's get married.
I agree though, you know when you know.
But I don't know people, people ask me,
they say, "Are they getting married,
Hailey and Justin Bieber?"
And I said on some show I said,
or on some red carpet I said,
"I guess, 'cause that's what I read online.
You know, I don't know any more than you do."
(audience laughs)
I'm on a text, you know, Hailey all the time going, "So?
Show me your finger, what's going on?"
So neat.
So I don't know what they're doing, I really don't know.
I don't know, I mean I guess they are--
Well, of course, we wish them the best, if they do.
(audience applauds)
My mother would knock the heck out of me
if I got married that young.
You know, JoJo is one of our crack producers here,
and she was working with Alec for this segment today,
and she came up with, I thought,
a hilarious question that is so her personality.
She wants to know who you would want
to meet in a dark alley?
Who would I want to meet in a dark alley?
I think she means who do you want
to beat up in a dark alley? (laughs)
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't have anybody I want to beat up in a dark alley.
Yeah, I don't want to beat up anybody.
I do want to
shake some people. No, no, no.
Sit down some people. No.
Who would I want to meet in a dark alley?
I guess in terms of having a private conversation with them
where you kind of confront them about some painful realities
that you might be going through as a nation,
let me think, who would I want to talk to?
(audience laughs)
I don't know, I don't know.
(audience applauds)
Thank you, Alec, for letting us put you in the hot seat
and for coming by and giving us so much of your time.
I have no idea who I'd want to meet in a dark alley.
(audience laughs and applauds)
In spite of her failure to embrace the NFL
my wife is amazing.
She is amazing, she's one of those,
she is a yoga instructor and a fitness trainer,
but she's one of those people,
we were discussing this back stage,
she's one of those people that you're near them
and they just have a calming factor to them.
I can't believe that she has, you know,
a five-year-old is their eldest, four kids!
And she's just so She wants to
chill about it! have another one!
She wants to have another one!
I know!
I was reading where the last baby was planned
but Carmen wants a little sister.
She loves her big sister, but she wants a little sister.
And I'm like, my God! She wants to have a sister.
My wife will It's amazing!
literally say lately,
in order to express the kind of sentiment
of having a fifth child, she'll literally say to me,
she'll go, "Alec, I feel that someone is missing.
(Rachel laughs)
There is someone else that is meant to be."
Oh, oh she makes everything so romantic.
Exactly! So I look at her, and I'm like, really?
Someone's missing?
You feel like someone's missing?
Maybe it's that doll underneath that
sofa cushion over there.
Is that who is missing?
You know, I'm like, oh my God,
she wants to have another kid!
You need to get bigger real estate baby.
Get some extra room so you can keep building.
When my wife described, when we sit down,
and get honest about the apartment we need in New York,
I look at my wife
and I go, "that's Macy's, honey. We need to buy Macy's."
(Rachel laughs)
(audience applauds)