(intense music)
(applause and cheering)
- Baby girl, told ya I'll be home late tonight.
We gotta blow up a Death Star.
(laughs) Woo!
(audience laughs)
- [Woman On Phone] Well I just missed you baby,
and I wanted to see you.
- Well I miss you too baby with your fine self (laughs).
(audience woos)
- Well, you kinda sexy too.
- Well I am sexy, I make this look good.
(laughing)
(ringing)
Baby I gotta go, I'm getting a call
from one of the other pilots.
Big Willy.
- Oo, oo, oooooo!
I said Yorome in the house!
Watch your mouth! Without a doubt!
What up playboy?
- Yorome?
I didn't know you was coming with us on the mission tonight.
That's dope.
- You know I run these streets.
Gotta keep these streets
black, black, blackity black.
Thought I'd roll with you
and help out the cause before I hit the club later.
Got some ladies I need to see!
(audience woo's)
(applause)
- Yo, so check it.
We gotta represent 'cause Dark Vurkel ain't with us.
- Vurkel on some other (bleep).
(audience laughs)
- Exactly, and you know we been keeping it real
in black sitcoms since the 90's.
(laughs)
Hey Yorome, hold up,
I got a pilot pulling up next to me.
(beeps)
Yo, it's Big Willy.
You're pulling up kinda close, partner.
- I wanted to join the club.
(applause)
What's up, newbie?
- Is that the colored suit man, Steve Harbacca?
That's my Bacca!
- (laughs) So check, Steve.
We glad to have you here.
You representing with the authentic negritude.
You gave us a standard to look up to
with your impeccable hairline. (laughs)
(audience laughs)
- That was important.
- Almost as important as Yorome's perfect perm. (laughs)
- It is legit, now ain't it?
Ooh, ooh!
- Ah!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Ah! (laughs)
- But Will, I gotta say,
you made the urban style the style.
- Well, it ain't just the gear.
It's the walk, it's the talk, it's who we are.
- Right on, brother.
But this nerdy Vurkel (bleep) got to go.
- Talking like a white boy.
- And those suspenders and high waters.
Black people don't dress like that.
What's his name? Y'all know I'ma get it right.
Anyway, he's threatening the very fabric of what black is!
- Yeah, he don't represent us, not what we need.
(dramatic music)
What?
We ain't pay the light bill?
- I wasn't gonna wear these cuz they ain't go with my suit,
but looks like it's about to get real.
- [Vurkel] (laughs) Did I do that?
You fools.
Just because I don't sound like or dress like you
doesn't make me any less black.
- Whatever, Vurkel. (laughs)
You're corny, and we taking you out.
Black people stand united.
Black is black and you ain't it, Vurkel. (laughs)
- [Vurkel] (laughs) You kill me, you kill yourself.
- Well, that's just a chance I'm going have to take.
Hey, I'm going in full throttle.
- We'll stay back far enough to cover you.
- You're all clear.
Let's blow this thing and go home.
- Woo!
(spaceship engine roars)
- About to knock you out!
(lasers shooting)
(audience gasps)
- Come on!
Come on now.
(explosion)
- Woo!
Woo!
- Oh, look at that young buck!
He got him.
He got him now.
- That's right!
That's right!
- Now that's how you fly.
That's how you fly!
- I said Yorome in the house.
- Who's the man?
Who's the man? (laughs)
- Yeah, big Willy!
(emergency alarm)
- Hey, told you I was gonna take you out. (laughs)
- You fool.
We share the same struggle,
but we're unique. Black people aren't a monolith. (coughs)
We're free thinking individuals
with different ways of expression and thoughts. (coughs)
But we all are still black.
- I don't know, Vurkel.
- Will!
I am your brother! (laughs)
- Damn.
You are black.
- Did I do that? (laughs) (coughs)
- (laughs) That was wild.
That was real wild.
- [Narrator] Space Battles is filmed before
a live studio audience.