Oh no! That's terrible!
What's terrible?
It says here that a humpback whale has been
found dead in the Amazon Jungle!
Well that's no surprise!
What do you mean?
Everybody knows that the jungle is
NO place for a whale to live!
I'd be more surprised if it was found alive!
Okay, it's time!
Time for what?
I'm sick of this stupid phone! It's so old!
What are you going to do about it?
I'm going to get a new one right now!
Loaded to the gills with cool stuff I've never use!
Uh, Biscuit, Apple phones can be pretty expensive!
You should make sure you have enough money first!
Oh, yeah! Good point! Hey, Siri?
Yes? Biscuit?
Check my bank account balance.
Which Apple product can I afford?
Certainly , Biscuit. According to your latest bank statement,
You might be able to afford apple juice. Though that's a stretch.
Hey, guys, our new calendar came!
Oh! That's exciting!
Right on!
I'm going to market it as a motivational
"words of wisdom" calendar!
Words of Wisdom? But it's just pictures of all of us!
Right. But there's big money to be made in motivational calendars!
For example, the picture on January could be
The First Step toward Failure is Trying.
Oh, brilliant.
Or April's saying could be
Dreams are what you follow when you can't get a real job.
What's going to be saying for December?
I'm thinking, be yourself. No one else wants to be you!
This does sound pretty good.
We're going to be rich for sure!
Don't forget, everyone.
Get your copy of the 2024 Cricket Chronicles calendar
At the following link!
There's lots of great pictures of us!
Right! And remember,
Dream only to escape the miserable reality
that is your life!
That's a good one for November!
Biscuit!