Okay, we're doing this so...
Where I start?
As you guys see in the title, I have something to tell you all.
This is the weirdest situation. Never thought I was gonna be in this situation. This is so weird. I don't know how to say it,
I don't know how to start, I don't know where to go,
I don't know what to do, I don't know how to say it, I have no idea
but it's happening; putting it in a video because I have to. Wow, I just got really nervous.
Oh. I've been hiding something from you guys for a little bit.
It's about time that I finally take this off my chest and put it out there into the world.
A lot of things have been changing.
There's still many changes to come and this week is no
different and this week is probably one of the biggest changes that are happening right now. Cant believe it. I can't believe it.
should I just say it? I'm just gonna say it. We should just come out with it. We should just do it, right?
I'm just gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. Are you ready? I think I'm ready. I think you're ready for this.
You guys can handle this. Wait a minute. Let me get something to drink. Sorry. I'm vamping. I'm nervous okay
Wait wait wait need the protection of the gay. Okay? okay let's do this. wow.
wow; i'm about to say it right now. wow I'm really about to say this oh my god. Just gonna, I'm just gonna come out of my mouth!
I promise you it's happening. It's just I don't know; I'm gonna cry
oh holy shit..
i'm just gonna say it
The tour is happening bitch.
HA HAAAAA
AAAAAAHH!!
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ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
woAH
oh my god my chest hurts. oh that hurts so much, i'm never doing that again.
Woow, took a motrin and we back
cant feel anything
As you guys know if you guys been following me, about a month and a half ago
I made a video
Announcing that I might possibly be going on tour, but in order for me to do so I need you guys to request cities for me to go to
And I'm here to say that enough of you guys requested cities, and now it is actually happening
And I'm about to cry. I am crying, tears are running down my face right now
Oh, my god
never thought in my life i would get to the point where I'm actually
traveling across the country to meet people that want to meet me, but it's here! doing it!
its Happening! Jesus came down and was like. Yes. Do you guys want to meet me?
do you guys wanna be in the same vicinity as an extremely messy, bitch?
do you guys want to hug a black man without disappointing your parents?
do you guys want to meet a gay? me too. I don't know where to meet them
I've never found one. well you can this coming early spring
I will be traveling to a total of six cities *bad spanish*
*more really bad spanish*
i took spanish for four years, guys. I promise. yes, the one and only macdoesit. the bitch that has done this
and this and a little bit of this
might be Coming to your city to corrupt it to the fullest extent. what are you doing on this tour mac?
Let me tell you. I could be doing a shit ton of things, you don't know me
Maybe I'm just gonna stand there and just stare at you guys for 30 minutes
I don't know. I would not be anywhere where I am today without you guys
so I want to make this tour as interactive as I possibly can. we can be doing challenges, questionnaires, special games
that I pulled out of my ass! live reactions; which I guess is just life so that's already a given
And maybe I'll even find a special one on the way. I will find a special one on the way
I will find love. it will happen. it is going to happen. 2018 is the year
I'm going to get this bussy wet. Don't stop me. Don't stop me. Yes. I am lonely. yes. I am thirsty. yes
I am looking for love. macdoesit and the thirst-quenching
Matchmaking heart-stopping tour; that is what I'm calling it. everybody that purchases a ticket will get a chance to meet me
Personally. ah I get to shake hands a lot of you guys maybe hug you all
I don't know it is flu season I got my shots though
so You know what just let loose; cough on me, drool on me, sneeze on me, lick me
Don't do any of that actually; I'm a freaky bitch
There are two tiers of tickets: general admission and VIP. with general admission you guys get access to see me be a messy-ass bitch on
Stage with a meet-and-greet afterwards. we can throw up together. We can cry together, we can talk shit together
We can talk about boys together. all of it. now VIP. VIPs get a little bit of extra
Loving because y'all pushing out that extra money. Okay sugar daddy
I am trying to find a sugar daddy on this tour so like
But if you choose the VIP route you actually get to hang out with me before
The show a little intimate hang out with a small group of people just chillin in the room
Eatin some cookie making some milk talking about vegans
I don't know being gay together, being straight, being any sexuality you want actually you know what maybe I'll like you so much
You'll be on stage with me the entire time
It could happen
this Show is literally anything it wants to be. both ticket holders do get a picture and an autograph. VIP holders get a pre-show
General admission holders get the post-show meet and greet. VIP holders also get a poster, a laminated VIP pass and early access
into *bad french i assume?* as they say in French. I want the show to be as interactive as I possibly can make it and
Interactivity starts right now. I'm not lazy. I just like collaboration
I want you guys to comment down below, Tweet me, Instagram comment me, Tumblr
Message me; anything you guys want me to do on tour, anything you guys want me to bring on tour, anybody want me to bring
On tour; I'll try to suck some dicks, but you know everybody got schedules. It'll be a great time. You'll Have a great time
I'll have a great time
We'll all cry and laugh, and piss our pants. where the hell am I going let me tell you totally forgot
I haven't said the
cities yet. Starting March 10th my first show will be held here in the town of Los Angeles and then on March 11th
I'll be in San Francisco because gay. I'm trying to find love bitches. and then on March 17th
I'll be heading to the one and only Chicago Illinois. March 18th, Washington DC, and then a few weeks later on April 21st
I'll be in Boston, Massachusetts and then April 22nd, West Nyack, New York
I know this tour doesn't go everywhere, but if this leg goes well
Maybe I'll be coming to you next. going on tour doing the shit making the shit mixin the shit eatin the shit. not eatin the shit
That's e.coli
tickets are on sale now at fullscreenlive.com where? fullscreenlive.com who? fullscreenlive.com how? with your
Fingers. what? so excited to meet as many
of you Guys as I can so excited to put faces to people that have completely changed my life i dont know how many times
I can say you guys have changed my life. Honestly trying not to cry again. lets Do this let's make love
Lets find a lover Lets find a man. Lets find a sugar daddy most important. and Let's have some goddamn fun
Fullscreenlive.com link in the description and everywhere on Twitter on Instagram. It's gonna be everywhere bitch. You can't hide from it
You can't run from it. My name is Mac
This is Going to be an adventure and don't forget to buy a ticket and also subscribed if you're not but buy a ticket mostly just buy a ticket
also Subscribe I need subscribers too right I'm almost at a million buy a ticket do both
*more bad spanish?*
bwAH! there we go yeah Fullscreenlive.com