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S P O I L E R A L E R T S P O I L E R A L E R T (why again james)
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Welcome to my top 10 drinks review (LeT mE gUeSs, M O R E R I B E N E R S)
This is my good friend (Jurgen Klopp Klopp lollipop idk i'm bored :D)
Yeah, are you excited for this one Kloppo or [?] J: excited! you're doing a drinks review for YouTube not pulling off
a heist? [spits in disgust]
No heist could possibly be as exciting as this all know that the number one drink on your list is going to be right
Woah W O A H wOaH there boss no spoilers
Shh! (Milner trying to attack Area 51 aliens) DiD yOu jUsT ShuSh mE? Let the chaos begin! seriously though milney . . . dOnT EvEr S H U S H mE
Number 10, we have a true classic: water (drinks area 51 aliens from tik tok in water)
Lukewarm and straight from the tap!
Want some Jurgen? (Idk because u shushed him H̸e̸ ̸p̸i̸s̸s̸e̸d̸ ̸i̸n̸ ̸i̸t̸!̸, ) did you say lukewarm? y u p
just the way i like my late night baths... (is that spit from harry kane?)
It's (a copyright of coca-cola.) (if cows drink coca-cola, it should be called cowca-cowla. :D and it should be america's pastime :3)
That's more like it. [Takes 69 of Jurgen's health by slapping] Not for drinking Jurgen! No way Jose here. No Jurgen
And don't ever slap me again
No, the reason this one's on the list is for his exceptional
cleaning powers [wow i'M JaMeS MiLLnEr A N D i'M SmARt]
o b s e r v e [takes the area 51 tooth off of Jurgen's tooth, ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THE MEMES!]
Fizzy pop 10 is slightly yellow tooth as sparkling wines. Whoops, almost forgot
always remember kids safety first [a bootleg of mentos in coke...]
Check these results out tada [SMH StiLL tHe SaMe . . .]
Oh
Bobby does the EFE our weekly clean [?]
Number EiGhT it's good for the bones w a r m m i l k (AHHH SCHLONG TERRY! ITS NOT CUM!)
Hmm. Oh Milney, mustache, you're right kloppo.
Except it's not a mustache it's a [oh no a cow joke..]
mOoOoStacHE [like i said cows drink cowca-cola :D]
Number double-oh-seven is James Bond's drink is vodka Martini? Now we're talking
Thanks, M! (so do egyptians make better coffee or tEa than Colombia or Brazil?)
Not shaky, but start with a teaspoon, that's the way (ded ugandan knuckles meme ;( F in the chat.)
Milney, tEa ? Have you ever actually watched a James Bond movie? nOpE, the only kind of bond I like is
PVA glue.
Number six we have a naughty little concoction to be enjoyed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
at the end of the hard day!
A delicious virgin GnT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh Yeah, That's the good stuff just make sure to know your limits when sipping on the strong stuff.
aint that right Jurgen?
Why does he have a bar without any alcohol?
Number five is good for the bones CVA glue? Haha. Nice one. Jurgen. (nO nO nO!!1111!! iTs NoT cUm!)
No, it's cold [ not the katy perry song ]
James, you've already had milk. No, I've had warm milk. This is cold milk a
totally different base! ¬_¬
Although they both come from the same base.
Fun fact a single cow will produce an average of
350,000 glasses of milk in one lifetime. That's not fun
Fun fact 2 Ian Rush once told me if I didn't drink lots of milk when I grow up
I'd only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley. Accrington Stanley. Who are they?
Exactly!
a boost of vitamin C at number four with a lovely glass of fresh orange juice.
Okay, this is actually a pretty good choice Millie, with the bits! (eW)
God damn you James
Number three will make your bowel movements easy and free like I was in 2015!
It's prune juice. Where the hell are we? It's a plum orchard. w a t ? a plum orchard Jurgen where plums grow .... Why?
I'm glad you asked Jurgen - let me explain
You see these trees grow Plums
When those plums are ripe, they are picked
oh dear God this isnt a documentary
once picked...............
that is how a humble fruit such as the plum becomes number three on our list.... Your List... the delicious and nutricious prune juice the reason we are here!
(moans)
This video deserves to be demonetized.
Number two Ribena lite, You can't have ribena lite at number two and then have ribena... shhh no spoilers jurgen, i told you not to shush me james
ITS RIBENA! NUMBER ONE IS RIBENA!! (hAhAhA)
i warned you millie, ugh you've spoiled my big ending
this cost me a bloody fortune.. i did warn you james and it does'nt stop there Mr shushy pants.
jurgen no more spoilers please!
Sixth sense, bruce willis is a ghost the whole time, uh i havent seen that yet
its on me planner.. darth vader is lukes father, SHUSH! Stop shushing me!!
dumbledore dies, No ohh i've only just finished philosphers stone.
IRON MAN DIES!
NO! i was waiting for that one to come out on terrestrial TV, Bran stark is the king ..whose that?
ugh Tony's got a brother?
mysterio is faking it with strowms
I warned you James! I warned you!!! Oh see you tomorrow to finish off the rest of my teeth yeah. Yes gaffa.
(maniacal laughing)
That concludes my top 10 drinks Review. smash that like button And join me next time for my top 10!
purple drinks review.
Bye. (le sad milly)
And if you think you can guess my number one purple drink put it in the comments below.
But please write spoiler alert!!!
first...
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