Hey! What's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...
And now, you're going to see how I play Tryndamere as a jungler.
For runes, I take every Armor Penetration runes to whoop the enemies I will gank and some Attack Speed to jungle fast enough.
For masteries, I take everything to maximise my Attack Power.
As a jungler, you can wait in a brush like a ninja, ping to signal your allies that you're moving in, slow these fuckabishes,
tank the tower so you can whoop that Soraka's ass, use your ultimate skill to be a man for 5 seconds and finally spin to win to whoop Graves and to run away from the tower.
As a jungler, you can wait in the mid's brush like a ninja and wait for Master Yi's Alpha Strike to engage him and chop his ass like a boss.
As a jungler, you can gank top by spinning to the brush to find this kiddo, let Brand use his flame skills to cook him and chop him into pieces to eat him for breakfast.
You can ALSO go top from the river side to gank that Vladimir and Flash to whoop his ass and...let Hecarim get the kill...
Ugh Ugh Ugh I wanted the kill so badly!
You can ALSO EVEN stay in top's brush until that what-the-shit monster comes to you and Exhaust him for an easy ass whooping.
First Blood...
Recall yourself to go top to finish off that Pedobear by slowing him with your Mocking Shout, by using Exhaust to slow him again and scratch him to death OH YEAH!
Don't forget to go top to harass this Pedobear after him and Nasus are doing a one-on-one fight.
Remember to go top to whoop that Pedobear's ass after he engaged in a fight with Nasus again.
Oh yeah! Think about doing a surprise gank with Nasus at top to make Pedobear regret playing against a jungle Tryndamere.
By the way, do you know why I'm harassing that Pedobear?
Because in one of my games, I had a sure-kill and the Pedobear on my team KSed me like a boss.
But hey! He apologized and told me that he would give me a kill.
And guess what? He respected his promise!
Besides ganking, a true jungle Tryndamere will cover his fallen teammate's lane to protect his tower.
Thanks to that, you can have some free experience and some golds without killing yourself with the neutral creeps since you have no armor.
But, be sure to not push the lane so your ally can come back to farm and not get too far behind in terms of gold and experience.
The weird thing is...sometimes, after you try to save your ally, revenge his death, kill that Pedobear thinking that he's safe since Nasus died
and protect the fallen's lane, he tells you this.
Well it's not like I'm stealing the creeps from you!
At least say GTFO in a polite way! It's offensive, right people!
Welcome to League of Legends, kiddo!
Moving on. As a jungle Tryndamere, you should....
Sometimes, you will have to abandon jungling to save that Pedobear by sexually hara...
Hrmm Hrmm...I mean...chop her like a boss OH YEAH!
A real jungle Tryndamere will take oracle to destroy every wards he finds since he's the one roaming everywhere.
Oh hi! And thank you!
You know, if you happen to kill a Taric and see a Graves hitting you from the other side of his base, you know what to do.
In teamfights, you can whoop that sexy Ahri and when you find yourself alone, you don't need to attack the carry first because, you know,
YOU'RE A MAN FOR 5 SECONDS so you can kill the tanky one first and move on to the squishies right after that.
But, if your teammates are alive, it's another story.
Whoop the squishy carries first to eliminate the enemy's source of damage and enjoy your chopping peacefully without the need of using rage.
WAHAHAHAHA I guess Tryndamere is still OP without his ultimate.
That's it for today, people!
I will now leave you and I hope you will master this OP champion.
Ciaossu!