- (React) (laughs) Jaxon! (Jaxon cries)
- Oh, I love how they're like... - A whole basket of kittens?
- No, no, no!
- (React) What are we doing today, Jaxon?
- Today, we are doing a Try Not To Touch: Fluffiest Things.
- (React) It is a Try Not To Touch!
- No! - No! (laughs)
- Ugh. - I'm playing with it.
- We can't touch anything?
- Try Not To Touch?
- Oh! - Are you crazy?
(buzzer) Already touching.
(Erin laughs)
- Are there animals? Are there?
(buzzer)
- (React) And there's quite the punishment at the end.
- Oh boy. - Wait, that's not fair.
- Okay, okay, I need to ask about the punishment.
- (React) Mwahahahaha! - Oh my God!
- Oh my gosh. - So...
- I'm so nervous.
- Is it anything wet?
- This kinda just looks like...
- I don't trust TikTok audio when it goes so satisfying!
- (both) So satisfying! - Wow!
- Oh, it changes! - What is?
- Ugh!
- What is that? - Ew, what is...
- Oh my gosh, I saw those!
- Is it... - I know what that is!
- Just give me a rug!
- Oh, we can touch it, but we can't open it.
- So I can, I can, I can...
- Ugh, is this a poop? - I can inspect it?
- (React) You squeeze, and it counts!
- (both) Oh!
- (React) Don't squeeze it!
- So you can put it back in. - Ooh!
That doesn't count! (laughs)
- I despise this.
- (React) The fluffiest fidget toy on the market,
these fluffy stuffies are a tactile, unique, interactive experience
that'll make you feel all the feels.
- Three ways to play. One, pull it!
Two, reveal it. Three, stuff it!
It's a no.
- I'm not gonna touch. - I'm really...
(both laugh)
Bro, you gotta try it. - You gotta try it!
(Benison laughs) You try!
- We're forcing alopecia onto these things.
(Erin laughs)
- Oh, I wanna do it so bad!
(buzzer)
- Oh wow, I'm gonna open it.
(buzzer) I'm doing it. (laughs)
- It makes me kind of uncomfy. - Yeah, me too.
- Dude, the punishment can't be that bad, bro.
- Come on guys! - Come on, dude.
- You're telling me you don't wanna pick at this?
- I'm so good.
I can do that with my rug at home. (laughs)
- So you're making a mess just to clean it?
So you want me to pull all this off
to make this purple toy a pink toy?
(Travis laughs)
- I would like to toss this, but no.
- (React) You can throw it.
(React laughs)
- I'll leave it for somebody else who would find this satisfying.
- Yes.
- You're more of a fluff half empty kinda guy.
- Fluff half empty? - Yeah!
- Yo, what, that's huge!
- Oh no, what is that?
- More stuff I don't wanna touch! - Oh my!
- Oh, is that a sloth? - It's a sloth.
- (React) You're touching it! - Ah, no I'm not!
- What is this?
- Is this a sloth?
- (React) This fuzzy blanket encourages you to sloth down,
relax, and take way more naps.
- Is this a two-toed, or three-toed sloth?
- Ew, how?
- Nope, I don't like the way it looks.
- No! - Let's just touch it.
I mean, honestly, like, at this point, just go for it!
- [Censored] you!
- It's adorable. - It's icky.
- Not for me! - Ugh!
- Can't, I can't do it. I can't do it.
- I'm ready for a nap. - Yeah, I'm gonna try this, dude.
(buzzer) Are you kidding me?
- I'm going in.
- Bruh! - (Travis) Bruh!
- How about that? No, I'm no, I'm not touching it!
- It's a sloth.
- Bruh! - Okay.
- You put it over yourself like that? - Yeah, like this.
- This is icky, Nicole. - No.
- What is going on?
This is amazing.
- (React) Oh, you've taken your full form.
- Ooh! (laughs) - Ugh, yeah.
- I can do that.
- Boys, what noise do sloths bake?
- It's a sloth, Jaxon.
- Let's get him a sloth hug. - Yeah!
- (both) Oh! (laughs)
- I have nothing wrong with sloths!
- Have you ever seen Zootopia?
No, the sloth! - People really find that fox hot.
- That's crazy. - Ugh!
- That's crazy!
- (React) The DMV sloths.
- I know, I know exactly what you're talking, I'm...
- Those aren't fun for you? - No.
- (narrator) Guys, you know the fluffy viral pancakes?
- Can I eat them? (gasps)
- You're lying.
- Brisbane, wow. - You're lying.
- They're right there.
- (narrator) They are so light and fluffy,
I mean, look at that jiggle. - Can I eat it?
- (laughs) I mean, look at that jiggle.
- (both) What the hell? - Cut.
- Wow, look at those! - Oh my God, oh my God!
You're lying!
- Oh [censored]! - I mean...
- Breakfast food is like my M.O.
Where I might have to cave. - Yeah, I get that.
I think you should try it at least once, if you have the moment.
- Yeah, you know, I have the moment.
- (React) These fluffy Japanese souffle pancakes
are like biting into a cottony cloud of Heaven
that just melts in your mouth.
(Jaxon laughs) - I'm really struggling on this.
I hope you know this.
I'm debating my entire life right now. - Go for it!
- We gotta try this dude.
- Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, there's no way I'm not eating,
we've already lost. - How do you want to do this?
- Cheers.
(buzzer) - Wow.
- It's done.
- It's done, but I might lose something,
so you never know, okay?
(buzzer)
- Would you look at that?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. (laughs)
Dance it out!
- Dude, that's fluffy, huh? - Mm-hmm!
The fluffiest stuff on the planet, huh?
- I know I'm definitely in the minority when I say
that I don't like maple syrup.
- Oh, you definitely are. - Yes!
- It does have that melt. - Yeah.
- Like there's not a lot of chewing going on.
- Yeah, no, it just melts. Oh, so fun!
And they look like cartoon pancakes!
- Mm-hmm!
- (gasps) No! - Oi!
- It's over.
(both laugh)
- (React) Wait, wait, wait.
- Thank you. (dogs barking)
- Hello!
That's an amazing bag. - Stop playing.
- Oh no, are they tiny dogs?
Hello! - Oh my God, hi!
- (React) We've got a bunch of puppies,
from Tobie's Small Dog Rescue,
that are just begging for some attention.
- Get 'em away faster. No, no, no!
- You're cheating! - No, hi!
- No!
- Oh my God, they look like the dog from Coco!
- Hello! (dog barks)
Come here!
- Hi, hi!
- Girl, you a cutie.
- Oh. (buzzer)
- Hey, girl.
- I don't know how to hold dogs!
(buzzer)
- Hi!
(buzzer) - I lost!
- Oh my God. - I lost, hello! (laughs)
- Hello!
- These guys are tiny tiny.
- Hello, hello!
But look at his little head!
- (gasps) You too! - Hi, hi mama.
(buzzer) (Travis whimpers)
- I'm gonna cry! I'm gonna cry!
I'm actually gonna cry!
(cries)
[Censored].
Oh [censored] it, I love this so much.
- Yeah!
- Look at him! (laughs)
- Dude, this is it right here. I'm feeling good.
- This is the [censored]. - I'm heart is full.
- I've never touched a dog like this in my life!
- (React) Alright, the puppies are gonna go away now.
- No they're not. - (React) Mm-hmm.
- I will kill 1,000 men just to keep this dog in my arms.
- I'll help you, I'll help you, I'll help you.
- (React) I'm so sorry guys. - He's like Nicole, don't take me!
Don't take me, Nicole!
- (React) Alright.
- No! (laughs)
- This is what you do?
You take away the dogs, and you give me slime?
- What's this?
- I should hurl this at you!
- Give me another dog! (laughs)
- (React) Who doesn't love the feel of squishing into
a brand new jar of perfectly fluffy cloud slime?
- Girl, what? - Cloud slime?
- Boo, cloud slime.
- Boo, bring out the dogs! - Boo, bring out the dogs!
- Boo!
- I really wanna know. - Find out.
- Bye, cloud slime!
(both blowing)
- We lost once. - Okay!
(Anthony laughs) (buzzer)
(Erin gasps) - Oh, I like that smell.
- Oh my God!
(buzzer) - I don't care at this point.
You took dogs from my arms.
- Wow! - Mmm, yeah!
- Puppies! - Puppies. (laughs)
- Puppies!
- Benny and Pearl.. Bring Benny and Pearl back.
- We want Benny and Pearl!
- (React) Is this worth it? - Um, yeah.
It was worth it for me to know what it was gonna feel like.
- Yeah, the curiosity check? - Yeah.
- Yeah, I feel that. - Yeah.
- Is this a Lunchables? Like a smoosh.
- Now, why did you do this?
- Girls, they wanna have lunch? - Not the Lunchables.
- Yumables?
- Smooshy Lunchable? - What is that, a YumYumables?
- Yumables?
They're kind of nicely sized.
- It's like food, but... - Yummy Meal.
- This is like cute for a kid,
like a kindergarten classroom? - Yeah.
This is so cute, I would've loved this at five years old.
- I would lose all these.
- Are these dog toys,
so that you bring the dogs back out?
(laughs)
- I feel like I would never wanna take it out of the bag,
because I would, like Beni said, lose them.
- Those nuggies though! - Those nuggies.
- Those are way bigger than I thought.
- Yeah.
- Some are...
- Wait, you're bringing the whole meal out?
Is there a whole meal?
Oh my goodness, please tell me there's a whole meal.
- That's actually really stinking cute.
- What!? - There's a maze?
- Okay, now I wanna touch it.
- (React) From our friends over at Vat19,
we've got two incredibly iconic food plushies
that you simply must play with.
I mean, the cheese and crackers even have names!
- Chelsea, Charles, and Chester.
- Yo dude. - Noom!
- Look at this. (buzzer)
(Travis laughs)
(buzzer) - This is actually really cute,
but they look like dog toys, I'm not gonna lie.
- Wow. - This is so cute.
- Wow.
- The chicken nuggies! - The chicken nuggies, dude!
Ooh! - Oh!
- Oh my God, I love it! I love it so much!
- This is amazing. (Travis laughs)
- No. - Mm-mm.
(both laugh) - This is amazing, dude!
- Look at the little honey mustard!
- It's like sand almost. - Yeah, exactly.
- Ah.
- Huh. - It feels like a bean bag,
but it's like softer than a bean bag.
Like, you could sleep with this. - Huh.
- But this is not what I'm losing to.
- I'm not enticed. - I'm not.
- I'm not, I'm not. - This is childish for me!
- (narrator) Just the past few days...
- Oh, I can't do these videos!
I can't do these videos.
(both gasp)
- (narrator) And that includes this mother cat...
- Babies! - Orange cats!
- Stop! - Tiny little kitties?
- Stop, small cats? Small kitties?
- Tiny little kitties? - The smallest?
- (narrator) Urgent medical care ASAP.
- Oh, I would love a cat so bad.
- Bruh, stop.
- (narrator) And this is Berry,
he's going to have to have an amputation today.
- Oh my God!
- (narrator) We also received a litter of bottle babies.
- I can't listen to this, I genuinely can't listen.
Oh my, he's so tiny!
He's so squishable. He's like...
- (narrator) Who has the cutest teeth ever.
- This is so sad. I'm getting all sad, bro.
- Look at the tongue sticking out to the side.
- Look at you, look at you.
- (both) Aww.
- (narrator) So if you'd like to give cats like Berry and Luma...
- Donate! - Yeah, donate, donate!
- Donate!
- Click right here! Donate!
- Oh my God. Oh my gosh, Jaxon!
- Stop! - Stop dude.
- Stop no! (laughs) Please!
- Oh. - Not the Stray Cat Alliance!
- Jaxon!
They look like straight out of the womb, Jaxon!
- (both) Oh!
- Oh!
- Are, you're... (giggles) I have to leave.
I literally have to get out of here.
- (React) From Stray Cat Alliance,
we've got a basket of newborn kittens who are all up for adoption.
At any time, Stray Cat Alliance has between 800 to 1200 kittens
who all need homes or fosters
or people to take care of them.
(Travis gasps)
- Bro, I'm about to [censored] faint, dude.
- I'm gonna like, faint. I'm literally gonna frickin' faint.
- (React) You're gonna take all eight?
- I would take all, I would take 'em all.
(buzzer) - Little baby.
(cat mews) - Hi!
- Oh my God, it's looking, I can't.
I can't do this!
- Baby! - Hi baby.
- All fuzzy inside, and really happy.
- Okay, Mr. You're coming with me.
- I don't think this is real.
- I'm gonna put 'em all in here.
- Oh, I love how...
- A whole basket of kittens?
(React laughs)
- I've cried all my tears. There's literally no more left.
I cannot.
- (React) You guys have both failed.
- Don't take them. - I think we won.
- (React) That does it. - No no no.
- No, no, no, just wait! - No, no!
- (React) That is it, you were both tempted equally.
- Oh, we tied!
- (React) And for that, we've got a real fun punishment for both of you.
- Are you taking the cats away?
- (React) I'm not taking the kittens away.
Put your headphones on.
- (narrator) With Licky Brush...
(Erin gasps) - I have to put that in my mouth?
- Yes, we put it in our mouth, and then we lick the cats with it.
(Sofia laughs)
- Give me every cat! Bring every cat.
Let me lick every cat.
- Oh, I would do this. I would just do, yes.
(group groans)
- This isn't a punishment.
- (React) Lick your cat like you mean it.
These little fosters could use all the love they can get,
and you're their new mom.
- Babies!
- What do I do with this? I put it in my mouth?
Oh, I'll lick all the cats.
(cat mews)
- It's okay. (laughs)
- Two, two?
- Can I lick your cat? - Yes please.
- Mm-hmm.
- No thoughts. (React laughs)
Only cats.
- (React) Alright, that's the episode. - No! (laughs)
- No it's not.
- No we're not! - No, no!
- The video doesn't end until we say it's over.
- Yeah, that's right, that's right.
- But like here's my thing, do I have to be done?
- This is, we're gonna stay here for a while.
- (React) Thank you guys so much for watching this episode!
We have Tyler here, from Stray Cat Alliance
to tell us all about adopt, don't shop.
- We have over 800 cats in our care in the Los Angeles area,
and we are looking for people that would love to foster
or adopt some cats,
so if you have some homes and some space,
and a little bit of love,
please consider adopting or fostering little babies like this.